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[Independent Nakigitsune RP Blog.]

[yaayaaintensifies]

saniwabito​:

Normally, I’d be annoyed and sort of prepared to throw you out the window again, but I’m struck with the mental image of you with a tiny little hard hat and a tool belt?

Fix the window, please, and I’ll give you some inarizushi as a treat.

{I’m on it, Aruji-dono!}

[yaayaaintensifies]

saniwabito replied to your post: {I CAN BE YOUR DADDY}

PLEASE FIX THE WINDOW

{I suppose that is a dad-ly thing to do...}

[yaayaaintensifies]

{I CAN BE YOUR DADDY}

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rolltherainbow‌:

They tilt their head.

Certainly they could stand to learn more about this world they’ve found themselves in.

They nod in agreement.

-He puts his arm around your shoulder!-

{Marvelous! I am glad to take such a bright-looking protege as you under my paw! Let us commence your learning immediately!}

{Come, and I will show you where the most delicious snow lettuce may be found.}

-It’s time to commit some crimes.-

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rolltherainbow‌:

They accept the appendage for a shake. 

They don’t say anything in return though. A shake of the head ‘no’ for if you’ve met before.

Seems they are the small, silent type.

-And he is the small, loud type!! He shakes the small fellow’s...appendage.-

{Yaa yaa, then I am happy to meet you! And it is lucky you’ve met me! For you seem to be in need of a wise and knowledgeable mentor like myself...}

{Are you interested~?}

[rolltherainbow]

yaayaaintensifies replied to your post: Don’t forget about the baby. a.k.a. The void…

-The fox investigates.-

They don’t smell like…. anything.

It’s weird and unsettling.

[yaayaaintensifies]

{Well hello there, little fellow!}

-Unsettling, but. He will offer him a paw anyway? A friendly pawshake. Have they met before?-

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saniwabito‌:

I’ve never shit on the floor of this house.

{Then who could have done such a thing?!!}

[yaayaaintensifies]

saniwabito‌:

You shit on my floor once.

{So did you.}

[saniwabito]

yaayaaintensifies replied to your post: BUT WHAT ABOUT FOX WAIFU?

{Me?}

I do love you.  But you are not fox waifu.

[yaayaaintensifies]

{But I could be!}

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gachagrind‌:

I might have some education, but I still don’t know much about the difference between a cat and a fox. They’re both critters and neither of ‘em is supposed to talk.

{I see...Well then, allow me to educate you on how much better foxes are than cats, in every conceivable way!}

-He is now on your shoulder and his poofy tail is all up in your face.-

{Please pet my luxurious fur.}

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gachagrind‌:

Another talkin’ cat!

{What? Can’t you see I am a handsome and majestic fox? How dare you!}

[gachagrind]

yaayaaintensifies replied to your post: (ominous “YAA YAA” heard from nearby)

-HE COMES.-

[WHO THE FUCK IS HE? WHERE IS HE COMING FROM???]

[yaayaaintensifies]

{Why hello there!}

-He is the fox you should be aware of.-

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saniwabito‌:

-Launches him right out of the room with that.  Just going to wash that quartz off.-

-You know what follows.-

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saniwabito‌:

-Gently scruffs him.-

-SHAKES THE FUCK OUT OF HIM TO GET HIM TO DROP THE CHUNK.-

-HE IS SHOOKEN AND MOMENTARILY CHOKES ON THE SAINT QUARTZ FOR A FEW SECONDS before coughing it up with a disgusting hairball noise.-

-Fox spit and chew marks have been added to the summoning catalyst list.-

[saniwabito]

-It’s time.-

-The chunks, she places.  With care and oh so gently.-

[yaayaaintensifies]

-He comes over and starts chewing on one.-

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spiritorigins‌:

[Your roll fails and he chooses to sit upon you.]

[It seems like something he just does.]

-You have acquired one (1) fox pancake.-

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spiritorigins liked your post:-Is the bear single?-

-He disregards the child and goes straight for the bear. Rolls to seduce.-

{Why hello there!}