Steven!

You know I know your IP address, right?

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[ Welcome to the Official/Officalverse! We got: ]

[ Fish fucker Satan! ]

[ Man in a white void! ]

[ The Doom Slayer! ]

[ The tumblr anon pfp! ..Twice! ]

[ A large group of rats..? ]

[ An alarming amount of brands! ]

[ Britian?? The country???? ]

[ Most of the characters from the half-life series! ]

[ ALL of the characters from the portal series! ]

[ The concepts of light and darkness! (who are in a relationship, apparently.) ]

[ A whole lot of different colors! (one of whom is a blanket fucker) ]

[ A blanke- oh.. uhh- ]

[ The concept of homosexuality! ]

[ The guy who keeps getting removed from minecraft! ]

[ A jester who has a seashell for a head! ]

[ The king of.. beans? ]

[ Everyone’s least favorite gal! ]

[ The Doctor from Doctor Who! ]

[ Mike Wheeler? From stranger things??? ]

[ And many more! ]

[yafcukedupofficial]

There’s also Steven! Y’know, the Mr. Resetti guy from mewgenics? No? Oh, so you know him as that binding of Isaac boss, right? NO? Oh, you definitely know him as the main character from time fcuk.

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Hey uhm so I think i created several branching other universes and timelines from me interrupting that science guy’s shenanigans

Whoops

[yafcukedupofficial]

Can I collect you for a damage up please

Of course! Ignore any miniature yous growing out of your head, that’s natural.

[yafcukedupofficial]

can we cook steven together 😁

We could, but I haven’t been able to find him since he ran off. Oh well!

[time-fcuked]

I’m just gonna leave this here…

"That's not me. On my LIFE that's not me."

[yafcukedupofficial]

Yup! I can confirm, that was just Steven!

[yafcukedupofficial]

steven, i keep having terrible nightmares, and this one was rhe worse yet do you have any word to offer on coping, or getting through it? if not thats understandable, i hope youre well

Why, that’s easy! Don’t sleep!

Howeeever, if you’re not like me and actually need sleep, try writing down your nightmare scenario and write down a good ending, then try to rehearse it daily. Hope this aids you! Unless you’re a save-scummer, then ignore everything I’ve said.

[yafcukedupofficial]

Hey, It’s me! Steven!

You may know me from games like time fcuk, the end is nigh, the binding of Isaac, or mewgenics!

Everybody knows who Steven is! Even Steven (and that guy doesn’t know anything!)

I’ve decided to open a blog on this site, since being an anticheat, boss, and player character gets boring after a while.

So… ask away!

[young-doug-rattmann-offical]

OMG ITS STEVEN

[yafcukedupofficial]

Yup! That’s me! Or are you talking about Steven? Or Steven? Or Steven? Or-

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steven can you smoke weed with me please

Sorry, I’ve made a promise to Steven to NEVER Smoke!

[yafcukedupofficial]

steven universe is a better steven than you

Wrong! Keep one eye open while you’re sleeping

[yafcukedupofficial]

is the time fcuked by any chance

Yup! I asked Steven, who asked Steven, who asked Steven… who asked Steven… who asked ste-

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You have a device that can stop time? -Jeal from @dimensional-cafe

{ Multiple, yes. }

{ For some reason they’re all stopwatch shaped.. I guess it makes sense with ‘em being time stoppers, but still, it’s a bit boring having them all be the same shape. A detonator shaped one would be a nice change. }

[yafcukedupofficial]

WOAH WOAH WOAH! YOU CAN’T JUST STOP TIME WILLY-NILLY LIKE THAT! THERE’S RULES TO TIME TRAVEL Y’KNOW! YOU CAN **REALLY** FCUK SHIT UP BY DOING THAT.

[yafcukedupofficial]

Hey, It’s me! Steven!

You may know me from games like time fcuk, the end is nigh, the binding of Isaac, or mewgenics!

Everybody knows who Steven is! Even Steven (and that guy doesn’t know anything!)

I’ve decided to open a blog on this site, since being an anticheat, boss, and player character gets boring after a while.

So… ask away!