Lychee: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.
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Pitaya: Hey Snapdragon, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.
Snapdragon, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
Pitaya: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Snapdragon!
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Longan: *mixing different alcoholic beverages together*
Lychee: What are you making?
Longan: A mistake.
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*The dragons's thoughts on stabbing*
Ananas: Would never stab anyone.
Lotus: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Pitaya: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
Longan: Would stab without warning.
Lychee: Would stab as a warning.
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Ananas: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Pitaya: That's deep.
Lotus: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Pitaya: That's deeper.
Longan: ...You guys are idiots.
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Snapdragon: *is visibly upset*
Lotus: Snapdragon, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.
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Ananas: Isn’t it a bit dangerous?
Lychee: Ananas, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.
Ananas: ...
Lychee: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.
Ananas: ...
Lychee: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.
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Pitaya: If I die, you can have what little I own.
Lychee: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?
Pitaya: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.
Lychee:
Lychee: *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again.
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Pitaya: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Lychee: We have three, actually!
Ananas: Pick your favorite.
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Ananas: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.
Pitaya: You're right, Ananas.. Violence can't be the answer.
Ananas: Correct, Pitaya. Now, on to the next lesso-
Pitaya: Violence is the question.
Pitaya: And the answer is yes!
Ananas: Pitaya, no!!
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Pitaya: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life.
Longan: Please never become a surgeon.
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Ananas: It’s beautiful outside this morning!
Lotus: It’s 2AM.
Ananas: It’s beautiful outside!
Pitaya: We’re indoors.
Ananas: It’s beautiful!
Lychee: It’s storming.
Ananas: It’s!
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Longan: Pitaya, I swear I didn’t know Snapdragon was coming over. I always ominously clean my assault weapons on the coffee table like that. It had nothing to do with you!
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Longan: Between Lotus, Pitaya and Ananas, there are three braincells.
Longan: And Ananas has all three of them.
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Longan: While I'm gone, you're in charge Lychee.
Lychee: Yes!
Longan, whispering to Ananas: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want them to feel bad.
Ananas: Obviously.
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Lotus: We need a distraction.
Pitaya: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Snapdragon, whispering: My time has come.
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Lychee: I won a new phone in a race.
Ananas: Huh? What kind of race lets you win a phone, Lychee?
Lychee: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.
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Pitaya: There’s no “I” in team, but there is one in pizza.
Lotus: So, you’re not going to share?
Pitaya: I’m not going to share.
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Ananas: Guys, I have a question.
Lychee: kys <3
Ananas: I love you too.
Longan: Ah, yes. Siblings.
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Lotus: You have Crayons?
Ananas: Yes, I have—
Lotus: You're— how old are you?
Ananas: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
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V The Updated Headcannon These Took Into Account V
DEVSIS TRY NOT TO HAVE YOUR CHARACTER HAVE A DIVORCE/MARRIED/EXES COUPLE DYNAMIC GO! [they failed Instantly.]
Like i swear everytime we get new CRK lore there are two cookies being Exes who desperately want each other back like why tf is shadow milk getting his Victora Secret Panties in a Twist wondering where Elder Faerie is
Hollytaya is def a Divorced Couple who still loves each other dearly with Pitaya always coming back for their Love
While Shining Glitter/Black Lemonade are EXs who miss each other Dearly
Ignore the setup I’m too lazy to copy and paste the symbols so generic dots it is
Yippeeee writing
When Hollytaya
Also apologies if this is a little ooc or short or whatever I’m just writing what pops into my mind tonight
Pitaya x Hollyberry
That one old married couple. Even if they’re not married, they still act like it. They fight so much it isn’t even funny, but it’s more playful fighting than anything.
Both are alco- err- juiceoholics. Hollyberry is the main one but Pitaya still drinks. Hollyberry is to blame for that.
“…where’d the rest of my juice go!?” cue Pitaya booking it to a hiding spot for the next seven hours with the remainder of the juice.
They spar. Often. And a lot. Hollyberry wins most of the time, but Pitaya still find it fun and absolutely relishes in their triumph the few times they get to pull the rug out from under Hollyberry and win one of their sparring matches.
Pitaya likes to randomly sit in Hollyberry’s lap for no specified reason. Whenever they feel like it, they’ll just go up to her and climb in her lap. They’re an overgrown lap dog, basically. It doesn’t matter if it’s in private or public, Pitaya is going to steal Hollyberry’s lap and make it their personal throne for at least two hours.
They get into fights over the dumbest things. Pitaya likes to randomly instigate them too. It’s never silent with these two around- either they’re having some fun, playful banter or they’re having a verbal fistfight.
Wildberry deals with so much shit. Now he has two juicoholics to deal with. Whenever he walks into the room to see Hollyberry and Pitaya fighting he just walks back out like he saw nothing.
Pitaya is the main chef out of the two. They love cooking spicy food and treats, and will happily present them to Hollyberry. They’ve also made some spicy food with juice mixed in- Hollyberry loves those the most.
Hollyberry still refers to Pitaya as ‘You old lizard’, in an affectionate face-punch sort of way. Pitaya both loves and hates it. They have started to literally respond to that name too, so Hollyberry could just yell out ‘old lizard’ in a public area and Pitaya will turn their head or come over.
Hollyberry has made it her personal goal to grow stronger just so she can almost choke Pitaya with her hugs. Pitaya can easily accept her typically life-force-stealing bear hugs with no problem, so Hollyberry is trying to find a way to enforce her trademarked hugs to her dragon.
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