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yalda, avid non-sleeper /self insta twitter

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[valtsv]

being god's personal jester is tough sometimes but i am nothing if not committed to my job

[1234567865432345342343464-deact]

flies r like sir may i please drown in your dr pepper

[leyla35-deactivated20180706]

I have no self of steam

[loverlv]

me: tries to sign into my google account

google: this UGLY bitch just tried to HACK into your account. destroy all your electronic devices to prevent this

[valtsv]

oh boo hoo let me clap the world’s smallest ass cheeks

[abthepoet]

Gets me every time.

[the-jing-blog]

[boyx-deactivated20190424]

my grandma named our internet explorer Adam

[forpiscesmoved-deactivated20200]

where’s the lie

[bunnychronicless]

THSNK YOU LMAO

[swolizard]

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

wow…..soulja boy tell em

[pochowek]

eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer

[helljumpingteufelhund]

Fork

[pochowek]

Oh yeah I’m going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin

[tsunderetherion-blog]

Uhm you seem to forget that « chips » can also mean fries ? And thats probably what they were talking about haha

[pochowek]

i did not forget anything. i purposefully ignore the idea of using British vocabulary to do my part in helping it die out

[bisexuanal]

Why is this so funny skdkska

[valtsv]

first date idea: pripyat amusement park

[valtsv]

[unclefather]

what it feels like to go to the bathroom right when you wake up

[realfootage]

[coke-hoe-nyt-crab]

me every friday night

[2jp]

is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside

[lowfatwordsalad]

is this who now

[yalduh]