Helljumper, Helljumper where you been?

Feet first into hell

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[donesparce]

There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

[donesparce]

Subcategories of breeds:

Floof

Naked

Normal

[argentinelakeduck]

[formerprincewille]

This is my favorite post

[christophur]

Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

[unclefather]

Why

[anchovy-official]

its almost valentines!!!!!!!!!!!!

[neeetsocks-deactivated20191026]

[fuertecito]

I’ve been laughing for the past two hours

[milky-katzchen]

ASS

[gahdamnpunk]

[minalovebot]

[thotpatroleum-deactivated202211]

And this is how school shooters are born.

[love2all-deactivated20190520]

Leave them alone. If he enjoys helping his sister, and she has no issues with him helping then there is no issue. Let them follow the path they are choosing. Heck it might even lead to them falling madly in love with each other who knows. Girls and boys falling into traditional gender roles is not a bad thing. He will become a great leader and father, and she will become a superb mother and if they do that together then you will have 2 kids who will love each other forever.

[theouriental]

I beg your motherfucking pardon WHAT

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

[rosewater1997]

My favorite feeling is when it’s winter and you wake up in the middle of the night and you look out the window and there’s snow on the ground and the sky is kind of light colored and it looks misplaced and kind of eerie but also comforting i love it the most 

[dastardlydorito]

Dutch: I HAVE SLICED UP MANGOES BIGGER THAN YOU, BOY! please watch this video of dutch and arthur mucking around and causing chaos in red dead online. 

[arthurrmorrgan]

I CANT BREATH OH MY GOSH HOLY SHIT

[frawgs]

due to personal reasons i will be passing away has been killing me for three days i can’t even say it without physically crying

[frawgs]

WAIT IM NOT DYING ITS A TWEET

[astrobstrd]

[sovietnam]

[tiwaztyrsfist]

Crypto Exchange Says It Can't Repay $190 Million to Clients After Founder Dies With Only Password

Canadian crypto exchange QuadrigaCX says it cannot repay most of $190 million in client holdings after its 30-year-old founder Gerald Cotten, the only person who knew the passwords to its “cold storage,” unexpectedly died in India in December 2018, Coindesk reported on Friday.

I’d just like to say, this is the kind of shit I’ve been expecting since Bitcoin first emerged.

Pseudo-Banking/Pseudo-Stock exchange with NO oversight, NO controls, and NO regulations.

So, this “Not A Bank” crypto exchange holds roughly $190 Million in various Cryptocurrencies.

It’s in ‘cold storage’ which seems to mean in a block-chain wallet.

The head of the exchange dies.  He’s the ONLY guy who has the password.  There is no redundancy or backup plan.  There is no-one to appeal to.  There is no one for the BANK sorry Not-A-Bank to appeal to.

Crypto, such a GREAT idea…

[tyrantitar]

I gotta double check it but

[mangonetics]

Allow me to press F on the world’s smallest keyboard for these aching souls who are responsible for tripling the price of graphics cards and who at one point were consuming more electricity than all of Ireland in their chase of the least stable investment in history, instead of just getting a normal fucking job like they tell everyone else to do.

[pancakeke]

[fma-facts]

Happy Meat Day everyone!

[fma-facts]

Several people have pointed out that in many countries outside the U.S., dates are written day/month rather than month/day, which would make Meat Day actually September 2nd. To which I would like to say:

1. In Japan it’s month/day, so February 9th would technically be the correct date 2. That being said… two Meat Days

[bulma-briefly]

[ebonia20]

If only men were like this in real life and not intimidated by strong women.

[nvlliel]

…They are… Y'all just get strong women and bitches mixed up.

  A woman that got her own, speaks her mind, does what she’s supposed to do and takes care of what’s important to her, all while being a decent person? = Strong. A chick that’s doing whatever, has no aspirations, constantly mad about something and blaming other people for her problems instead of taking the initiative to fix them and better herself? A chick that constantly points out other people’s shortcomings but doesn’t realize she needs to handle her own stuff first? = Bitch. 

…And that’s where most of y'all fall. Lmao.

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

Fucking this.

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

ayyy look its true

[delta-does-what-i-please]

911 i gotta report a murder

[weirdbuzzfeed]

Garfield Creator Jim Davis Denies That Jon Drinks Dog Semen In A 1990 Comic Strip

[buzzfeed]

g o o d b y e

[delxaz]

Here’s the bit of the article where he says what it is

[lumsel]

Dog Semen is Jim Davis’ Cow Tools

[dansparce-deactivated20220916]

@Jim Davis thinking everyone would know about the pregnant cow supplement: