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I have ADHD and I want to eat the same thing for breakfast every day for the rest of my life.

The thing: Dave's Killer Bread Everything Bagels

The central conflict of my life: These are $6 whyyy

The other one: They are ALWAYS OUT OF THEM at Safeway and at Target and Walmart and Fred Meyer and Franks Bread Store for Fancy Lads

They have a ton of whole grains and seeds and vitamins and shit and they got seeds all over them, and grains (again because there are a lot), and they have a good texture, and they got protein and stuff so I can eat a bunch of bread but also my tummy not feel bad later because they have fiber.

They're organic but I don't care about that, I would eat them if they were covered in rat poison.

When I have them, my whole day is amazing. I wake up, put the bagel in my toaster, lather it up with a thin layer of whipped cream cheese, and go along with the rest of everything. Paired perfectly with a Diet Mountain Dew, I can continue to exist. I can feed my pets, take my meds, drink water, exist, do my work, be a kind and loving partner, and, essentially, I am invincible and nothing bad can happen.

When I do not have them, I wake up, sadly wander around the kitchen, give up on eating, forget to take medications, sadly feed the animals while going "isn't it so great that your food is here every day," fall into a deep depression, forget the meaning of love and friendship, quit my job, crash my car, and die.

This blog is just to talk about Dave's delicious and life-sustaining bagelature and it's not sponsored but I WISH

Bagel index:

Green - I have bagels and I have like 5+ so I'm not afraid

Orange - I had a bagel today but the future is in doubt

Red- I did not have a bagel today and my life is ruined

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