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Hex || 21 || Switch || Do not flirt with me I'll just find it gross

[autosexuwolf]

Welcome to The Dungeon

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#my post - Just my posts #heatposting - Just hornyposting. Will be tagged with hornyposting as well in case people have that blocked so they don't see that shit #[kink]posting - Posting about a kink I have. Posts will also be tagged with the kink for people who don't want to see it #-[emoji] or [emoji]posting - A tag to show which alter is fronting by their sign off. Mine is -🐖/🐖posting

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Dividers by @cafekitsune, @adornedwithlight, and unknown (they made the chompers so if y'all know who made them please lmk) (If you guys see this notif please don't look under the cut y'all don't need that jumpscare)

Nice Nsft under the cut 😏 (The smirking face is so stupid)

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[autosexuwolf]

I love being friends with weird perverts because I can send a video of someone playing an otamatone and be like “why are they rubbing its clint like that” and they’ll be like “nah man dw it likes it rough”

I ask non-perverts the same question and they’re like “what are you talking about?” They don’t get the objectum grind (love those friends too tho we’ve been chillin for over 3 years)

Here’s the video btw if you wanna rub your clint in solidarity #rubyourclint

(Yes I’m saying clint on purpose for humorous effect I’m only mildly stupid guys I promise promise)

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[autosexuwolf]

I love beautiful women ❤️

Ugh classic car interiors I love them. The wooden dashboards, the gauges and steering wheels, just the feeling of luxury. Fuck the stupid tablet I want the speedometer above the steering wheel like god intended

I love nice vehicles they make my heart go vroom vroom ❤️

[pastadoughie]

do NOT fuck a stalackmite u wil get cave dust in ur pussy

[aunclesquishy]

are stalactites ok?

[pastadoughie]

very impresibe from an acrobatic prerspective however. ur cervix will hrurt :(

[pixelguzzler]

Classic silicon toy funded scare posts. Big Plastic just doesn't want you to experience the thrill of hanging upside down from a cave ceiling with a stalactite lodged firmly in your pussy during an earthquake... that's a pleasure no $89 battery operated insult to geology can replicate

[autosexuwolf]

I couldn’t play Date Everything because once the objects become human they just aren’t attractive to me anymore.

[autosexuwolf]

When did the meanings for verse and switch like. Swap?

How is switch a bottom/top term? Am I dumb?

[perfectlyripeclementine]

something cool about queering your idea of sex is that you can walk out of a heavy make out session feeling like you had the rawest sex of your life. you can be sitting close at a bar kissing them and maybe you’ve found a way to sit so your knee is discreetly between their thighs and feeling the pleasure it gives them and then feeling them give that pleasure to you. you can be looking each other in the eye and you can feel them inside you from that alone. like you want to tear their clothes off and are hungry for the feeling of their skin and their closeness but even just this feels like heaven, feels connected to them in the deep place where pleasure comes from.

[perfectlyripeclementine]

a list of things that are sex if you’re gay enough about it and you want it to be:

feeling their desirous gaze on you while you put in drink orders at the bar

holding hands on the way home from the date and it feels like a foreshadowing of what you’re going to do to each other when you get there

heavy breathing on the phone when they’re touching themself to the sound of your voice

grinding in a weird position where you’re both like ???? why does this feel so good????

literally just eye contact

[perfectlyripeclementine]

“When I was a dominatrix, I once rubbed balloons all over a man for seventy-five dollars. He would’ve called it sex. I would’ve called it work. It was mutually consensual, and I think we were both correct in our assessment.

If your sex is balloons, if it is blowing raspberries on your lover’s belly, if it happens fully clothed ir in furry costumes, if it happens in a group or alone — give it the same gravity, the same reverence or irreverence as all the tiresome scenes of heterosexual penetration we all grew up reading. … There is no marginal erotic unless you sideline it.”

Melissa Febos, Body Work

[vampericbl00dlust]

What I want more than anything is to have more openly kinky friends.

Like being able to do purely platonic kinky things together. I guess I'm describing fwb but I don't know. Like I'd love to be desperate to pee in a discord call and have those friends playfully tease me without the dynamic having to be any deeper than that. Imagine how fun it would be to be absolutely bursting while playing a game together, and your friends can use the soundboard function to play water sounds in your ear. Or being in a call where you all challenge one another/do the same challenges together.

Even outside of piss I really do yearn for just casual platonic sex exploration. Because it's just easier to test something out with a trusted friend than throwing yourself in the dating ring where you might not even make it to the second date.

I also think normalizing dynamics like that would make sex itself feel less taboo and dangerous. As long as everyone consents there shouldn't be an issue.

[parkchanwoohoo]

I laughed at this so hard I stopped getting air in my body and had to sit down. This isn't a vibrator it's a failed homunculus and it's in terrible pain

[brucebocchi]

[sergle]

did you know that. their entire catalogue is like this? did you know ALL of the listings are animated?

[autosexuwolf]

Silliness is such a big factor in attraction to me like appearance doesn’t matter at all

A man on the internet says something silly and my dick explodes like please fuck my brains out I don’t need to think anymore

I need to be bred by a man with joyous whimsy that would fix me I think

[jake2bb]

Confession time...

Please re-blog this if it is okay to anonymously confess a fantasy to you.

[yoursadisticdomme]

Anyone can withdraw consent at any time.

Anyone can withdraw consent at any time.

Anyone can withdraw consent at any time.

Anyone can withdraw consent at any time.

Anyone can withdraw consent at any time.

Anyone can withdraw consent at any time.

Anyone can withdraw consent at any time.

[linkspussy]

Futanari ppl would sooner write some convoluted crazy ass backstory than make their penis having woman be trans / intersex

[autosexuwolf]

Every time a man is silly I have the strong urge to get him pregnant

“Guys do I look cute? Be honest does a little turn around” you look so cute I need my cum spilling out of you. Please god pin me to a wall in the middle of our walk and pull on my leash as you bite my neck I need it so bad

[autosexuwolf]

Why can’t I come one billion times when I jerk off anymore it’s so over 😭

Just one and done :(

[autosexuwolf]

Balls too full

Needa

Needa get the cum out too much in there

Ough