YankeeCandleEater

they/them the name is not a joke I have eaten multiple Yankee candles the balsam and cedar one in particular is my favorite

[yankeecandleeater]

I love tumblr but sometimes you're in the too niche part of a fandom but like not niche enough so you literally just give up and doomscroll on reddit for half an hour

[yankeecandleeater]

I'm allowed to just say things right? I won't get dragged out back behind this metaphorical Wendy's and beaten to death by the Italian mob?

[yankeecandleeater]

I love being fluent in certain niche made up languages so people look at my notes and think I should be in an insane asylum

[yankeecandleeater]

He will be cooled

[yankeecandleeater]

New chapter of The End of All Known Land got me like

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAS WEARING YHAT SHIT ALL THE WAY THERE AND YOU DIDNT SEE IT

AND THE REVEAL

Ok I'ma read the rest of it now, go check it out on AO3 it's one of the best things I've read

Edit: I see now how they didn't see it but still

[yankeecandleeater]

I feel so normal

Picture of car

[megahertzmaroon]

Sketching

[mizotek]

(WIP)

Is the vision.. visible

[megahertzmaroon]

It’s my pleasure to say that I’m so fucking proud sobs.

The End of all known Land and its final chapter: HERE

[yankeecandleeater]

JDRNEJEKOROROFKCOGOGOFOEIRKTKRJRNEJRLEKEK

OH MY GODDDD

[yankeecandleeater]

Sorry y'all I'm in a yaoi coma for the time being

[disco-machine]

HI I WROTE A FIC ( + ) x [ o ] ♥️

[ ULTK V1/GB >> R18+ << ] COME WATCH V1 GET PEGGED !

[ NEKOWEB || NEOCITIES || AO3 ]

[yankeecandleeater]

I read the fic.

This was one of the most BEAUTIFUL things I've read in a long time. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE A PART TWO I SWEAR TO GOD FJDHABANKXKXMXNDKSKCNCKDKDMFMFMC

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

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Transcript :

Gabriel : Machine... I did my top surgery myself!

Ghh... Bleeding..? Blood loss..? Hah!

*deep breath* Nooo... haha.

Ugh whyyy... Why-why would I be...

*shortest vineboom ever*

*another vineboom*

V1 : Sucks the blood from your ex boobs, yum yum yummm.

Audio source

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

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Transcript:

Machine, I've recovered from my blood loss when I did my top surgery.

See? The scars are healed.

What? T-They're... THEY'RE UNEVEN?

GOD DAMMIT.

Audio source

[megahertzmaroon]

you’re welcome guys i paid 20 fuxking dollars for this

[yankeecandleeater]

This is better than the sex

[yankeecandleeater]

How does it know

[lisichkafarengeit]

kakaowy

[yankeecandleeater]

Creachur

[rukafais]

I love all the pictures of sleepy gabriel/v1 cuddling in various configurations but it's just very funny to me if their sleep needs are WILDLY mismatched, so gabriel is dozing and V1 is just sitting there with gun in hand for five hours, giving anyone who walks past during that time period the most pointed "don't fuck with anything or I'll end your Entire Life" stare possible

[yankeecandleeater]

Mfw cool artists with the same autism interests as me start following me and liking my posts

[yankeecandleeater]

:(

It's bad

I expected better