Yapping Goth

I yap about random shit 'cause I don't have a therapist.

[yappingoth]

I am not here to get followers, make content, get a ton of likes, be an activist, or make friends.

I am here to bitch because I need somewhere for all of my nastiness to go so that I can continue to be a ray of sunshine in the rest of my life.

I know that I am screaming into the void, occasionally (RARELY) getting validation is why I'm posting publicly.

I will not follow you back, I will not be your bestie, I will most likely not respond to a DM, if I do, it will be because I think it's funny as shit and that interaction will be brief and likely never happen again.

You are a person, you deserve friends and people who love you, I will not be that for you, I am a stranger on the internet.

Do not tell me your life story. Do not tell me your private details. That's dangerous, don't do that with strangers.

Keep your private information PRIVATE, do not tell people your age, do not tell them where you live, throw people off your trail with posts that look normal, protect yourself, your privacy, and your loved ones privacy at all times.

Do not give out incriminating information or details, change details to avoid reasonable suspicion, do not mention people or organizations by name if you do not want to be taken to court.

Protect yourself, stay safe. The internet is, and has always been a hellscape.

- Yapping Goth

[yappingoth]

Potential client over phone aggressively: I'm in [ZYX location] (not our location).

Practicum student in training who is very anxious, English is his second language: This is the [XYZ location]...

Potential client over phone, more aggressive: Do you even understand what I'm saying??

Practicum student: *giving "Help me" eyes*

Me, trying desperately not to lose my shit on this client while taking over: Hi 😃!!! Yeah 😃!!! So 😃!!! The number you're looking for is XXX-XXX-XXXX 😃!!!

Moronic potential client who doesn't bother to use google, right as rain now apparently: Oh, thank you!

Me: Yeah, have the day you deserve, buh-bye 😃!!!!

[yappingoth]

I'm fine, it's fine, I can handle this.

I'm fine, it's fine, I can handle this.

I'm fine, it's fine, I can handle this.

I'm fine, it's fine, I can handle this.

WHY DEAR GOD WHY AM I EVEN STILL ALIVE?? THIS IS HELL!!! THIS IS TORTUROUS HELL!!!! GOD HAS LEFT US!! ABANDON ALL HOPE, ALL YEE WHO DARE TO LIVE!!!!!!

I'm fine, it's fine, I can handle this.

[yappingoth]

I am on 5 spectrums (that I know of)

The autism spectrum

The gender spectrum

The aromantic spectrum

The asexual spectrum

And the liking non-binary, women, and men spectrum

I don't know where I fall on any of them, 'cause it seems like it's constantly shifting.

So my whole life is one big "I dunno", but the things I DO know I would prefer STAY EXACTLY THE WAY THEY ARE

OTHERWISE I WILL START SCREAMING IN CONFUSED TERROR.

Good day.

[fuck-customers]

"Why do you work with the public if you hate people?"

Because YOU made me hate people. You're all so rude and entitled and stupid, jesus christ!!! You don't bother reading signs, you argue over the most dumbest things, you actively try to ruin someone's life by getting them fired if they did nothing wrong, you blame us on the bottom of the totem pole when WE'RE not the ones making rules and changes! We're trying to do our JOBS!

I've begun to wish, every day, for a mass extinction level event. Humanity is a plague, it needs to be wiped out. We never should have existed, we only live to make each other miserable. I hate every single person I meet, I wish you would all die the most painful deaths possible.

[yappingoth]

What the tests look like for my training course I'm taking

What does showing empathy look like?

A. Talking down to the client

B. Validating the client's lived experiences and the narrative of their reality without over-identifying with the client.

C. Drop kicking their dog.

D. Drop kicking their dog and their baby.

[yappingoth]

I love my coworkers, and no I don't mean this in a "I'm saying it but I'm actually mad" way unlike my posts about clients

My coworkers are so sweet and kind to me, and every time I'm having a shitty day I see one of them and I feel so much better.

I'm so lucky to work with them.

[yappingoth]

As a frontline customer service worker,

I feel the AM "I hate you" speech.

It is etched into my soul.

[yappingoth]

If you see me on the news,

And it is alleged that I committed a murder or two

Know that it is true

And know in your heart that it is the client/customer's fault

They were asking for it by being so fucking annoying.

[yappingoth]

If you are incapable of following the most basic of instructions,

And you are expecting to still be able to find work,

You are fucked.

[yappingoth]

Telling me the same unrelated information over and over

when I have explained to you 5 different ways that's not what I was fucking asking

should be something I should be allowed to yell at you for.

[thememedaddy]

[yappingoth]

I. Am the YOUNGEST. In my workplace. I'm also just the receptionist. I'm relatively new.

Tell me. Why is it that I'M the one who addresses all the bullshit?

Why is it that I'M the one who tells people to get their shit together and stop being fucking disgusting?

Why is it, that all of these people who are significantly older than me have the decision making skills of toddlers?

Why is it, that all of these people who are SIGNIFICANTLY OLDER THAN ME, AND HAVE POSITIONS OF POWER OVER ME ARE MAKING DECISIONS LIKE TODDLERS?

NO, NO, TELL ME, WHY THE FUCK THESE PEOPLE WHO ARE SIGNIFICANTLY OLDER THAN ME WHO ARE RUNNING THIS FUCKED CIRCUS ARE MAKING DECISIONS LIKE TODDLERS??

AND WHY GOD WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE POINTING THIS SHIT OUT AND ASKING FOR US TO DO BETTER???

I'M THE ONE WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUCKING IDIOT MAKING MISTAKES HERE, WHY AM I REIGNING EVERYONE IN????

[yappingoth]

You know that shit's fucked when the youngest person at your workplace with the least amount of credentials is repeatedly telling you how fucked everything is

[yappingoth]

I. Am the YOUNGEST. In my workplace. I'm also just the receptionist. I'm relatively new.

Tell me. Why is it that I'M the one who addresses all the bullshit?

Why is it that I'M the one who tells people to get their shit together and stop being fucking disgusting?

Why is it, that all of these people who are significantly older than me have the decision making skills of toddlers?

Why is it, that all of these people who are SIGNIFICANTLY OLDER THAN ME, AND HAVE POSITIONS OF POWER OVER ME ARE MAKING DECISIONS LIKE TODDLERS?

NO, NO, TELL ME, WHY THE FUCK THESE PEOPLE WHO ARE SIGNIFICANTLY OLDER THAN ME WHO ARE RUNNING THIS FUCKED CIRCUS ARE MAKING DECISIONS LIKE TODDLERS??

AND WHY GOD WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE POINTING THIS SHIT OUT AND ASKING FOR US TO DO BETTER???

I'M THE ONE WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUCKING IDIOT MAKING MISTAKES HERE, WHY AM I REIGNING EVERYONE IN????

[yappingoth]

My coworker (gen x approximately): Yeah, I'll be out of town this weekend, I'm coming back to the city half-way through the day on Monday, so I'm thinking of coming back in to work for the last couple hours to help out

Me, a Gen Z who knows damn well that the job ain't worth that much 'cause he won't get anything in return for that: Don't. Don't do it. Take the whole day off. It's a long journey, have a rest day. No one will blame you.

[fuck-customers]

[anxietyproblem]