Yarnshaming

My name is Franklin Habit. Knitting is my life. I love yarn; but when yarn misbehaves, it must be called to account. This annex to my chief blog (the-panopticon.blogspot.com) is a place for that to happen, at least until I grow bored of it. You never know, do you? My Twitter handle is @franklinhabit. I am frequently short-tempered and curmudgeonly over there, as well.

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Better you should just pretend it's heavily textured art yarn.

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The tables have turned.

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A lady in theory, a guttersnipe in practice.

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Then you shoulda put a ring marker on it.

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Gesundheit.

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If you can't see the difference between Albert and Wedgwood, that's not my problem.

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The late Wallis, Duchess of Windsor once said it was impossible to be too rich or too thin. She was wrong about at least one of those.