Yaser Malik's Google Searches

This blog is dedicated to the realist malik who never succumbs to the bs surrounding him.

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What do I have to do to get a music video for the entire MoM?

[zaynsxo]

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Where can I download MITAM hq?

[rightontheborder-deactivated201]

can we all just take a moment to send love to liam i’m very worried and my eyes are welling up i hope he’s alright ): love you forever babes

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Will Zayn nurse Liam back to health?

[brithsavii]

But why are gay otps the best otps?

[gasinas-deactivated20191219]

people: “zayn’s such an asshole, such an inconsiderate jerk! he’s insensitive and he doesn’t give a fuck about anyone but himself”

people who actually know zayn: “pure genius” “an artists’ artist” “a shining star with a genuine heart” “he’s a good guy” “the kid is cool” "such a lovely guy”

me:

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Why won't Zayn use Chapstick?

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Why can't my son love a WOC (woman of colour)

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When will Zayn zless us with s track??!!!

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Why is Zayn being ghost?

[memewhore]

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*water spills all over my notebooks for the 100th time this school year*

Me: Stay hydrated guys.

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Me: what do you mean there's no money.

Bank: you haven't deposited any.

Me: but I reblogged that Jackie Chan post.

[galileheaux]

Please please please boost this y'all my friend is missing and I’m pretty sure she’s in danger. Her boyfriend is extremely abusive and is currently wanted by police for attacking her. We really want her safe at home please share this with everyone all over social media.

[yasergooglesearch]

How will the Zquad survive Zeptember?

[pale--quadrant-deactivated20160]

[splooge-mcducc]

I could not see that coming