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i woke up to jason's account following a smut rp blog
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playtime | jella (+ elliot)
“You’ve met your match, evil creature!” Five year-old Elliot Yeager shouted from across the living room to his father, who seemed generally uninterested in the game he had been forced into playing. “Now… prepare to die!” He shouted as he raised a cheap plastic sword up in the air a la Braveheart and charged towards to other side of the room.
Stella was doing her best to control her giggles; after all, she was the damsel in distress, and damsels did not giggle when they were in danger. She quickly cleared her throat and began to play along. “Oh please, Sir Elliot, hurry!” She pleaded as she dramatically raised her hand to rest it on her forehead, not noticing Jason’s eye roll.
Elliot leaped onto his father with a loud cry, earning a painful groan from him. He raised his sword up in the air once more before bringing it back down to lodge it in the small between Jason’s arm and side. He waited a brief moment for his react, but there was nothing.
“Dad,” he whined as he pushed himself off Jason, “you’re supposed to be dying!”
Jason pulled himself off the floor with a scowl, causing the sword to fall from its place. “Well I just don’t get why I always have to be the bad monster,” he grumbled.
Elliot sighed and crossed his arms across his chest before explaining, “I told you, it’s because mum’s too pretty and I’m too cool, so it has to be you!”
Jason furrowed his brow. “So you’re saying I’m ugly and lame?” Elliot opened his mouth for a response, but not before Stella swooped in to stop yet another bickering between the two of them. “Okay, here’s the plan,” she began, placing a hand on both of her boy’s shoulders. “Daddy will do a very dramatic death scene, and then you will go get ready for bed? Can you do that for me, Sir Elliot? Mr. Monster?”
Elliot pouted for a brief moment, but nodded in agreement, while Jason rolled his eyes yet again to show that he was on board as well. He took a deep breath before bringing his hand up to his “fatal wound.” He moaned in pain and gave a few sputtered breaths before falling back onto the carpet with a thump.
The boy raised his hands in the air and prepared to let out a victory cry, but was once again cut by his mother. “Go wash up for bed,” she politely ordered and watched as her son scampered off towards the bathroom. When the door was shut, she crawled over towards her husband and hovered over him, bringing her head down to plant a small yet passionate kiss on his lips. When his eyes opened, blue meeting green, she smiled and said, “I should have mentioned that I’m actually a magical princess with the power to revive monsters.”
He let out a small laugh before wrapping his arms around her waist, gently flipping her over so that she was lying right next to him on the floor. He nudged her temple slightly before sighing into her hair. They lay there in silence for a brief moment before he decided to break it. “He’s really something else, isn’t he?”
“He sure is,” she said with a nod, then turned towards him. “I wonder where he gets it from… seriously.”
The two of them broke out into a small giggle fit before leaning in to share yet another kiss, but were stopped by the sounds of a little boy fake gagging and repeatedly shouting “gross!”
They could always continue after bedtime.
A moment of silence for the poor carnies in charge of cleaning up this place afterwards; they don’t have any magic to rely on. The goody two-shoes big sister part of me saying “no”, but the teenage girl who is wants to spend time with her boyfriend and is also very protective of this nice white blouse she is wearing is practically screaming “yes.” Besides, maybe it’s time for me to stop treating him like a kid and more like a fifteen year old and let him do his own thing, even if it is stupid and reckless. Well red velvet is one of the greatest things on this earth, and combining it with funnel cake is even greater; two for the price of one. Have I ever told you how much and I love you and that you’re the greatest boyfriend in the world? Probably, but now you’re hearing it again.
Yeah, sucks to be them. Especially considering the amount of vomit that is being used as festival decoration. You couldn't pay me enough to get near that shit, even with a wand. If it helps you choose at all, the boyfriend is hoping you choose the second option -- gotta protect the blouse, after all. He'll be fine on his own. If he gets into too much trouble and gets arrested by the festival police then I'll bail him out at the end of the night. I'll even lecture him for a good two hours before letting him run off to bed on the importance of self control in the face of candy. I think I'd appreciate red velvet more if it was in cake form like it was meant to be. Same with the funnel cake. That and powdered sugar. The rest of it is way too excessive on the sugar and sweet side of things. I'm nothing compared to you, angel.
I spotted a sign on one of the food stands while I was searching for my hyperactive brother. He’s going to wind up getting sick on a ride and throwing up on a bunch of poor innocent people. And who has to apologize to the people covered in his most likely bright pink vomit? Me. Okay, that probably wasn’t the best mental picture to have when we’re on the topic of what to eat, so let’s just forget I ever said that. I think I saw something about red velvet funnel cakes; now I know Wizards aren’t very religious people, but I think I’d probably end up coverting right then and there after just one bite.
As long as he's not spewing his sick in my direction, I couldn't care less about who he's vomiting on. It's not like I'm going to be the one cleaning it up. And you don't have to apologize to the people if you never see them. Run, Stella, stay far away from your brother who may or may not be ODing on candy as we speak. Red velvet funnel cakes? That sounds... ok, I guess. I enjoy regular funnel cakes better, why complicate things? But if that's what you want, we'll go back and get you one.
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I love cotton candy.
That doesn’t make much sense…I mean, if my sister can’t lie and she says you’re nice, then you have to be nice. And if someone else ever told me you’re nice, then they are being honest as well. If they say you’re mean, then that’s lying. Unless you’re that as well…Then it’s just a matter of perspective. To be honest I’m still debating between the two cause I trust Stells but then again, you’re kinda intimidating. But it is fun! The sweet is delicious and makes you happy and that’s fun, fun, fun. My sister, my sister…You like my sister a lot. I don’t blame you, she is nice and caring and read me books hen I was younger. You smiling? -giggles- Sorry. Sorry is not…-giggles again- Sorry! Is just weird to imagine it, that’s all.
It makes perfect sense. Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I'm a nice person. I'm a terrible person, but I'm not that way when I'm around her. She only sees the nice. She brings out the nice. If someone else told you I was nie they're lying thorugh their teeth because the only person I'm nice to is your sister. Intimidating? Good. I like being seen as that. It means no one wants to come find me when they need advice about something. Being happy and having fun is two completely separate things. You can be happy without necessarily doing anything fun. If you depended on fun to be happy then I imagine your life would be full of sorrow. Yes, I do. She's the only student I care about, honestly. I smile. See?
I've actually been pretty good about going to bed at decent hours this semester so... if I suddenly die off. It's because I accidentally fell asleep.
Well if keep trying to eat more of mine I’m going to end up looking like a toothless homeless person, which is definitely a lot worse than that. What a perfectly good waste of my money.
A homeless clown, more like it. Come on, I'll buy you something else that won't ruin your teeth. Caramel apples are easier to eat, but not any less messy. You could go for a funnel cake. Are they even selling those here? I haven't looked around much.
I love cotton candy.
But that would be rude! There are a lot of people that like cotton candy, you shouldn’t spoil their fun. Not mine. Candy is fun, you know? It makes people happy. I like happy. Happy is good. You should try it once in a while, smiling and all that…Is good for the spirit.
Well, whoever said I was a nice guy was lying to you. Unless it was Stella. I imagine she'd self destruct if she ever told a lie so you can believe anything she says. Candy is just something sweet to eat. There's nothing fun about it. Hey, I smile, ok? It happens. Just ask your sister.
What’s the point of candy apples if you can’t even bite into without breaking a tooth?
The point is for everyone else to laugh at the people that eat them when they walk away from the apple looking like a clown threw up on their face.
idek if i'm following everyone i'm supposed to be following on ozzy and jason's accounts. ohp.
I love cotton candy.
Like…For real. Cotton candy is the best thing ever! Is light, sweet, delicious and fluffy. I could keep eating it all day long and be completely happy. The problem is that I’m not supposed to eat that much sugar cause I get all hyper and start rambling. Oh and it’s not healthy to eat much sugar. that and my sister is always telling me that I shouldn’t eat much candy and she worries when I do. But anyway, that’s besides the point, hat I’m trying to say here is that I really, really like cotton candy. Is amazingly delicious!
If you go anywhere near cotton candy again for the rest of the night I will burn it all. No, really. I will literally find every cotton candy vendor in this damn festival and burn it to the ground.
First of all, It’s extremely flattering that you think I’m too good for the most prestigious institutes of higher learning; second of all, I probably miss you more when I’m away. I don’t know even know what I’d be able to do. Teaching? No. Healing? Definitely not. I’m good at kiss you though; can she make me the official Jason Yeager kisser of Hogwarts?
As much as I would love for you to be the official Jason Yeager kisser at Hogwarts, I think you're too good for that position as well. You could be a teacher. In a couple years. An intern in the mean time. Or, you can just bypass that and become the new school librarian. You always did love to read.
I won’t, because I’m never ever going back to mine.
Good because you're too brilliant for that place and I miss you too much. since I never say shit like that, you should listen to me and believe every word. I'll even petition McGonagall to make you a staff member here. She should listen since I did a lot of shit for her.
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hahaha it would never go well cause its jason and meg and post-war hijinks dlkgjsdkg;l but yeah she would know he worked with them
well i don't think he knew she did because technically not a hire up and just a lackey working for them xD