Orlando de Janeiro

A Licensed Practicing Lover (hater)

[onlyonekenobi]

i am a lover. but underneath that i'm a hater. and then underneath that i'm a lover again

[yeahanyway]

Participating in the disappointment Olympics in the 400m fell for it agin relay.

[amaditalks]

We all know and love The Chocolate Wizard, but may I introduce you to The Paper Wizards? (Fourth Cone Restorations) These people work true magic.

[ethically-sourced-pizza]

[stuckinapril]

Step one to eternal happiness

Deactivate Instagram

[perfectday1972]

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[omnipotentnothing]

I have a headache because I'm a bad person

[fandom-man]

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[yeahanyway]

So I’ve been under the assumption that I’m being harassed by the old man who lives across from me. He comes outside to smoke every morning and just stares at me while he does that. So anyway, to prove it I have been changing the time I leave for work. I know it’s bad because…. I started leaving at 6:55 am. I then started leaving at 6:45 am, which isn’t that big of a difference I know, but I had to change my work hours. Now I have been leaving at 6:26 am! I had peace for TWO days until this morning guess who’s outside?! AT 6:26 AM in the dark on a Wednesday morning?!? And granted he could have just been coming out early and lingering but NO I checked. I have photos, had to because my brother has telling me im crazy and nothings happening for weeks! As relieved as I am to not be crazy or making this up I’m pissed that this old bitch has decided to insert himself into my life for no apparent reason and despite me trying to prevent it and remove myself and it’s making me angry…

[yeahanyway]

Right, so I left for work at 6:15 am, cause there’s NO way anybody is gonna just be hanging out that early in the morning right? WRONG. He’s outside right now. As I had planed to leave at 6:15 again to set in a pattern to make it seem like that’s when I leave. And he took the bait

[yeahanyway]

Like it’s DARK out and you’re waiting for some woman you don’t know to come outside?? To do what?? Stare at her while she walks to her car??! To what end?????????

[yeahanyway]

So I’ve been under the assumption that I’m being harassed by the old man who lives across from me. He comes outside to smoke every morning and just stares at me while he does that. So anyway, to prove it I have been changing the time I leave for work. I know it’s bad because…. I started leaving at 6:55 am. I then started leaving at 6:45 am, which isn’t that big of a difference I know, but I had to change my work hours. Now I have been leaving at 6:26 am! I had peace for TWO days until this morning guess who’s outside?! AT 6:26 AM in the dark on a Wednesday morning?!? And granted he could have just been coming out early and lingering but NO I checked. I have photos, had to because my brother has telling me im crazy and nothings happening for weeks! As relieved as I am to not be crazy or making this up I’m pissed that this old bitch has decided to insert himself into my life for no apparent reason and despite me trying to prevent it and remove myself and it’s making me angry…

[yeahanyway]

Right, so I left for work at 6:15 am, cause there’s NO way anybody is gonna just be hanging out that early in the morning right? WRONG. He’s outside right now. As I had planed to leave at 6:15 again to set in a pattern to make it seem like that’s when I leave. And he took the bait

[yeahanyway]

So I’ve been under the assumption that I’m being harassed by the old man who lives across from me. He comes outside to smoke every morning and just stares at me while he does that. So anyway, to prove it I have been changing the time I leave for work. I know it’s bad because…. I started leaving at 6:55 am. I then started leaving at 6:45 am, which isn’t that big of a difference I know, but I had to change my work hours. Now I have been leaving at 6:26 am! I had peace for TWO days until this morning guess who’s outside?! AT 6:26 AM in the dark on a Wednesday morning?!? And granted he could have just been coming out early and lingering but NO I checked. I have photos, had to because my brother has telling me im crazy and nothings happening for weeks! As relieved as I am to not be crazy or making this up I’m pissed that this old bitch has decided to insert himself into my life for no apparent reason and despite me trying to prevent it and remove myself and it’s making me angry…

[yeahanyway]

[ronandreams]

erin lecount, sweet fruit

[tennesseewillams]

every time a tumblr user mentions men on a post about women/lesbians a little baby puppy dies. did you know that. did you ever think about that. consider the consequences of your actions

[7777777awawawa7777777]

>100,000 notes - mass market slop

10,000 notes - well executed crowd pleaser

1,000 notes - cult classic

100 notes - uncompromising avant-garde art for those of discerning taste

10 notes - misunderstood genius that the culture is not yet ready for

1 note - direct admission of suicidal ideation