meh

jack, 21, a shit

[dovemother]

it’s been a long time

[transparentoctopus]

Topps ugly stickers 1965

designed by Basil Wolverton, Wally Wood and Norman Saunders, painted by NS

[sonypraystation]

no man’s sky is looking good

[atoubaa]

Wayne Booth shot in Kerala (India) by Grant Thomas 

[art-of-swords-deactivated201705]

Sabre with Scabbard and Carrying Belt

Dated: early 17th century

Culture: Polish

Medium: steel, partly etched and gilt; gilt-silver, leather, wood, textile, semiprecious stones

Measurements: weight of sword, 2 lb. 1 oz. (936 g); weight with scabbard, 4 lb. 4 oz. (1928 g); overall length, 37 ½ in. (95.2 cm); blade length, 31 ½ in. (80 cm); greatest width of blade, 1 11/16 in. (4.3 cm); greatest thickness of blade, 5/16 in. (.8 cm)

This is one of a series of twelve jewelled sabres made in Hungarian style for use at the Saxon court in Dresden. These twelve swords are recorded as having had new wrist chains added in 1687 and as having been used again in 1709. This example bears what may be the mark of Georg Hoffmann (recorded 1586–1609), a goldsmith working in Breslau (now Wroclaw, Poland).

Source: Copyright © 2016 The Metropolitan Museum of Art

[yearoldfudge]

me @ my body: perhaps... since it's summer... you could sleep without the blanket?

my body: interesting thought! interesting thought. but no

[dreamjerky]

[best-of-memes]

Rich people showers

[officialkeikoandgilly]

Originally posted by weegems

[labyrinth-runner]

reblogging for that gif

[immenseheadaches]

i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself 

[naamahdarling]

This really helped to make me less angry.

[dee-the-red-witch]

@war-the-piece-of-bread

[vinegalore]

[shibari-babe-deactivated2018120]

Best dance award

[fomysquad]

I hate white people so much

A GoFundMe account set up to benefit Walker’s family had raised more than $80,000 by Thursday night.

#Racism #US 

[lesbiangaara-deactivated2017052]

hey everyone, this happened in my local area and i know it would mean a lot to the community here if you could spread awareness of this and call it what it is: a hate crime. 

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

me: i have an oral exam in my french class tomorrow i’m super nervous

boy: oral exam huh ;) ;) ;)

me:

[g59records]

[thebirdroads]

Guys did I ever tell you about the time I completely accidentally ruined a professionally made campaign for Dungeons and Dragons thanks to a single roll

[calibrate]

Please explain

[thebirdroads]

Ok so we had to fight our way to the bottom of a castle to stop a group of cultists from summoning an Orc god to the world and we got there and the ritual was already going so I ran up to the god, who had already begun to manifest, and cast Finger of Death, which kills any target I touch if they fail a Fortitude roll. Since he was a god, he had a good constitution and would have certainly survived

Except the DM rolled a 1

and the god exploded

[thefluffyreindeer]

[disgruntledturtle]

Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

[equalistmako]

“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”

[seasonoftowers]

Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.

[people-are-garbage]

well you did ask

[defilerwyrm]

Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.

[mrtacomam]

you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN

[kariachi]

Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat.

[pulltheotheroneithasbellson]

plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.

[blueandbluer]

Thank you, Old Witch With Candy House side of tumblr.

Does anyone else remember playing music in Windows Media Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours

[pickle-inspector]

Look at the names of these stupid things, guys.

[cottagecryptiid]

tag yourself i’m green is not your enemy

[thespudofwisdom]

DRINK DEEP

[eroscestlavie]

big mood 

[eroscestlavie]

wait a second…where have i seen this before

[platwaifu-deactivated20141005]

[cinnamonrub]

Let’s just hope the other Pokeball doesn’t contain Snorlax. Poor Spark eggs.

Shoutout to my fellow Team Instinct mates!

(Here’s something I drew in between commission work!)