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checked the weather app: 80% chance of mere anarchy, blood-dimmed tides after 4pm

Spiritus Mundi sending me another cursed vision like “we thought you’d like this one :)”

every generation thinks they’re the rough beast, but we’re really just the indignant desert birds

the widening gyre is my new excuse for everything. sorry I missed your text bro, gyre stuff

falcon’s AirTag says “lost in widening gyre.” not my problem anymore.

rough beast rebranded to “lifestyle content creator.” still slouching.

bro your centre can’t hold because you keep loosing mere anarchy every weekend like it’s a pet ferret

the centre cannot hold but it’s still charging me rent.

checking my horoscope: “rough beast energy today—avoid Bethlehem if possible”

rough beast showed up late again, said traffic on the way to Bethlehem was insane.

Spiritus Mundi’s algorithm thinks i’m into lion-human hybrids and global collapse.

blood-dimmed tide hit my street again. city says it’s “normal seasonal flooding.”

bro said “mere anarchy” like it’s a limited edition flavor

my therapist told me to visualize my anxiety. now there’s a lion with a man’s head slouching around my mental desert

rough beast just posted a gym selfie. caption says “slouch season.”

everything’s fine. the ceremony of innocence is just… taking a little swim

my falcon’s gone, my centre’s loose, and mere anarchy’s loosed upon the group chat.

The Second Coming