Ouija boards are cool

Aries/Trash (according to Flora)

[driedflowersss-deactivated20260]

"you look tired" thanks I am

[firebreathingeli]

I've never been "locked in" in my life. The second something happens I am locked out. Something is happening? Thats cool my brain is on the Mambo No. 5

[somebodytolove31]

The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

[hobgoblinhero]

Smash Or Pass should never be about attraction, that's what Hear Me Out is for. A Smash on Mickey Mouse is understandable, even respectable. A Hear Me Out on Mickey Mouse however, that requires a lab dissection

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[animentality]

[redfagdiver]

Shout out to "enunciate" for being one of those words that forces you to do itself.

[brawngp2009]

give a woman some guy and she'll be entertained for a day. teach a woman how to put some guy in situations and she'll be entertained for the rest of her life.

[orteil42]

my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet

[goth-queen]

[lustcannibalism]

googling how to become an active participant in your own life

[amandla]

[babygh0u1]

Flirting telepathically tonight so if you get nightmares its just me

[elwensa]

Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[pussylightlytoasted]

Yea hi can I get uhhhhhhhhhhh physical touch and affection combo meal please

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[dank-memes-my-ex-gf-sends-me]