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[maswartz]

[ariados]

pokesona

[dogpuppy]

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[redfagdiver]

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[chiisana-lion]

[ryebreadedd]

had to make the inverse situation of this. lets give it up for time blindness yayyy

[niccymarten]

being brave isn't easy!!! 🫡

[friendlyfrankenstein]

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

[retroactivebakeries]

[kiradical]

This is how I learn that the famous chimp my dad got my nickname from tried to kill Reagan. Fuck yeah.

[redfagdiver]

In the 60's, there were ads in comics convincing kids to buy a pet monkey. They would just send you an actual monkey.

[hylianengineer]

My grandparents had a pet monkey in the 60s but were thankfully sensible enough to rehome it at the zoo before they had children. This has resulted in a family joke that my dad was traded for a monkey.

[norahsdove]

Hello my name is Dr hotdog. And I'm a woman.

[norahsdove]

A car crash you say? The father died on the scene? This is tragic... and yet, I cannot operate on this boy. You see... I don't want to.

[savedtiktoksofcats]

[gothycollie]

[charl0ttan]

i explained the concept of freaking it to my 15,000 year old grandfather and he remained motionless within the glacier

[targetedknowledge]

[frankiesbullshit]

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

[poppetsisters]

A crossover for the ages.

[poppetsisters]

Prequel

[poppetsisters]

The Climactic Battle

[asteroidtroglodyte]

What

[demilypyro]

i always wonder where the repeated push to make Spider-Man have organic webs even comes from. inventing the web shooters always felt like a core Peter Parker moment to me, him using the nerdiness he got bullied for to establish himself, yknow. what's the benefit in having the webs be organic? is it somehow beneficial to the finance side of things? i would assume the opposite; how you gonna sell web shooter toys without web shooters?

[nerathul]

Apparently Sam Rami thought it was unrealistic a poor teenager could invent such a revolutionary things; also stay poor after doing so.

Also possibly wanting a metaphor for puberty and night emission???

[demilypyro]

SPIDER CUM?????