AND I'M SLEEPING WITH MY CLOTHES ON

Came in through the window last night And you're gone gone It's no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy Cause every now and then I kick the living shit out of me A smoke alarm is going off and there's a cigarette Still burning

[luigismansionsuggestions]

[fruityculture]

[lobstersinmyhouse-deactivated20]

[jaylor]

why is this so fucking funny to me

[evilshoebillgirlie]

berry

[purpletangyvaginas]

[highkeygay]

generic brand

[logarto]

eww why are you having salad

are you five years old

[moonmoon-aint-stalk]

a friend of mine is allergic to salad, when he eats salad he literally throws up

[logarto]

ok. i am not your friend who is allergic to salad though

[netbug009]

I tried to be funny when @elasticpoodle​ came to visit and the game decided to punish me for my sins. 

[kazbrekkcr]

I’ll ask someone I like. Someone cool.

[welcometoyouredoom]

[ahmallama-deactivated20240604]

this is like a group chat

[blacktwitterfunny]

[brand-upon-the-brain]

Twin Peaks: S02E01 “May the Giant Be with You” (David Lynch, 1990)

[bob-belcher]

[omghotmemes]

[blacktwitterfunny]

[catchymemes]

IG: Uniquesora

[bidoctor]

So, who do you live with?