hi! If you know me yes you do if you dont no you don't. This is my selfship blog !
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basic dni, no pr/ship, r/dqueers, the like
I OFTEN USE THE F SLUR TO REFER TO MYSELF and I will not tag this
I'd prefer 16+ follows. I try not to be too suggestive on here, but otherwise, use #mdni and #suggestive for it.
I selfship casually! Idm sharing any of them
If you see posts with my F/Os, feel free to send them to me! ^_^
Feel free to draw anything related to my F/O ships! .... if u dont mind i dont have proper references
I LOVVEEEE talking about my selfships feel free to ask me questions any time
Ill add more if needed
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TAGS:
{SALESPOST} - Text Post
{SALESART} - Art Post
{SALESBLOG} - Reblog
{SALESASK} - Asks
{SALESRANKING} - Silly posts where I rank my F/Os or S/Is
{SALESGAMES} - Full of ask games! Just specify what ask game it's from, and optionally, an s/i or f/o, and I'll answer
{OTHER S/Is} - wip tag name. For other people's s/is I RB or stuff
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SELFSHIP LIST (sorted semi-chronologically), BLINKIES, + MORE BELOW
ROMANTIC* F/Os
*As an aromantic person, this is used as a "general" umbrella- the more or less traditional F/O. Some may lean more into the sexual side of things than others. You're not learning which
SPRINGTRAP (he/it) - Tags:
#Run Rabbit Run - General Springtag
🐰☎️ - Sethtrap emoji
IMPORTANT NOTE: I view Springtrap and Afton as separate people. I DON'T WANT THAT BRITISH MAN.
GOTTA SWEEP (he/they, gay + aro) - Tags:
#Sweepski - General Sweepster tag
#Princisweep - im pott so I dont have a s/i. I ♡ kissing brooms
GASTER (he/it) - Tags:
#Entry 17 - General Gaster tag
I dont have a ship name for him yet sozzz.
PAL (he/it/they) - Tags:
#TamaHorrors - General Paltag
No ship tag or ship name for Pal yet
BANSHOMARU (he/him, bear) - Tags:
#Greatest Psychic of the Century - General Banshomaru tag
#Mushroom Circle - Tokino x Banshomaru tag
📿🍄 - Ship emoji
PRANGE (he/him, unlabeled) - Tags:
#Glass Half Full - General Prange tag
#Yeleprange - Ship tag!
#Scaryeleprange - OT3 tag with Scarlet!
🍾📞 - Ship Emoji
LYLE (he/him, gay) - Tags:
#Pictures of You - General Lyle tag
#Shuttermouth - Ship tag!
📸📞 - Ship Emoji
SYBIL (she/her, unlabeled polyam) - Tags:
#The Stars and You - General Sybil tag
#Eyephone - Ship tag!
👁📞 - Ship emoji
DOC (any, unlabeled polyam) - Tags:
#Check-up Time! - General Doc tag
#HospiceCall - Ship tag!
💉📞 - Ship emoji
(V I'LL UPDATE THIS EVENTULLY.)
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QPP/PLATONIC F/Os
Louey (he/they/it) - Tags:
#Lou's Playhouse - General Louey tag
NOTE: My Louey is like. Very canon divergent to where he's also his own character. Hope that helps
NOTE: I call them "OCs" more than S/Is due to my own aromanticism preventing me from being comfortable referring to them exactly as S/Is, and they're kind of their own people too. In a way they're like puppets I send out to kiss my F/Os
oh. Haha. You thought lyle was the end? Haha ? You thought ????????????????? That you were safe from more. That's so fucking funny. I'm the laugher. I'm not ill about sam or feel a headache at all btw.
Now, EVERYONE BUT SEL IN THE COLLECTIVE HAVE MET SAM. This will be used as a hypothetical for if they met Sam (at least my Sam. I acknowledge their differences would be different for other sams).
CONTENT WARNINGS FOR
Sybil-related spoilers (Sel)
Denial Ending spoilers (general)
The Angel
"Why're we starting with it" don't Fucking worry about it.
So, The Angel would regard Sam similarly to the others, in which Sam is too good for the collective. However. Sam also seems like a good influence on Sel... Sam is not on the same tier as Doc, but he's okay, to The Angel
Will
Will is... jealous of Sam, honestly. Sam is what Will wished he could be for Sel. Sam's nice.. he's sweet... he cares. Everyone loves him... sighs.
Still, Will is grateful to Sam for being there for Sel. He can talk to Sam and interact with him! There is like. This vague sense of jealousy, though- similar to Will and Doc interacting. He does like Sam it's just.. blurgh.....
Selene
I've talked a bit about Selene and Sam parallels here and there. There's a swap AU where Selene and Sam swap places. They both have their moral OCD. They're both old men that people love that have kindness in their heart. I have mused that Sam could be someone Selene would fall for, but he'd respect Sam being acearo. They'd still get along. Idk. Maybe keep their moral obsessions in check. Sighs so bad
Selene would be heavily grateful to Sam for being there for Sel and helping him out. Initially, Selene would be awkward with Sam, because.. well. Selene isn't Sel. Selene is sure Sam would rather much want his actual friend, then the 'past'/'worst' version of him. But... once Sam makes it clear that he wants to befriend Selene outside of Sel, Selene will gladly be open to his friendship. Plus, there's this doodle I have
Sam knows what it's like to have OCD! Even though he didn't know Sel had DID back then + even though Sel doesn't know he has OCD, Sam would still sympathize with Selene and tell Sel to be nicer to his "past self". After all.. Sel's here because of him. Sam likes them both. Selene also would've been grateful to hear that.
Sel
OH MY GODDD THE BELLS ARE TOLLING AGAIN. SO. SEL AND SAM. RIGHT. We call him a phlag (phone platonic fag) where i come from. (NO WE DON'T????)
Now. To be fully transparent. I say even before Sam talks to Lyle, Sel was listening in on Sam because of Sybil. BECAUSE WHY IS SHE THERE. It's only when Sam interacts with Lyle that Sel gets involved. Cuz he's a fag you see. ESPECIALLY IF YOU DECIDE TO KISS LYLE. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HIM.
So, yes. Sam and Sel's relationship starts off transactional. Sel has Sam do his little gay tasks, since like HELL he's going out there. Now. The thing is that with Sam visiting often, doing Sel's tasks, and just entertaining Sel... well. Sam ends up endearing himself to Sel, especially after being Sel's first friend in the apocalypse. He's become important to Sam. There is Sel's crush/obsession on Lyle that does cause some hiccups in their relationship. Depending on Sel and Sam's relationship level, Sel is viable to ditch Sam for Lyle completely. But in my perfect playthrough, Sam finishes all of Sel's quests and is BFFs with him. ok.
Now. Compared to literally everyone else (minus blossbloss hiiii blossie <3 <3 <3. Who was that. Wow. Ahaha.) there is an extra section. Just for Sam.
...............................I forgot i did this for lyle too. WHATEVER.
THAT DAMN DENIAL ENDING
hi. did you know the denial ending makes me sick. ignore the extra fucking tab on Sel's toyhouse dedicated to the denial ending. Let's blast through.
The Angel
The Angel would. Horribly revere Sam, once again claiming that he's too good for all of them. Sam watch out an angel would like to become one of your disciples.
Will
...Complicated. He would be glad that Sam's back for Sel's sake but at the same time.. he left Sel. But also, Sam didn't have a choice? But- Everything that Mr. Sel went through...
(honestly a part of him is also worried when sam comes back, sel won't need him anymore, but that's neither here nor there...)
Selene
Overall relieved that Sam is back, although, a sense of melancholy. Honestly. Um. A little awkward because... Sel kind of pushed Selene to take front because Sel thought Selene was the most similar to Sam and therefore best for Lyle. He is thankful for Sam, although he wished the both of them could have met in better circumstances.
Sel
Ohhhh boy. grips wall. man. aint this something. said horribly. i'msick ok? once again. In a perfect playthrough where Sam went through all his tasks, Sel grows attached to Sam and sees him as an actual friend
this means that when Sam is taken away in the denial ending, it hurts. I already talked about a good brunt of it in the Lyle post. Now- new information that I'm still considering:
what if sel splits a sam introject .
Look. Selene has done it with Blossom. Consider Sel subsystem with a Sam introject. said while gripping onto the wall. LOOK. SAM WAS ALSO SOMEONE WHO BECAME SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO HIM. HAVING SOMEONE IMPORTANT TO HIM RIPPED FROM HIM AGAIN WOULD BE SO FUCKING DEVASTATING FOR SEL. You can't tell me something wouldn't happen, especially with. the added lyle stress. okay.
Again this isn't a solid thing I have in mind but just to put that out there.
Now. What about when Sam comes back?
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Complicated.
Sel's so, so happy to have Sam back, but at the same time. He knows Sam didn't mean to abandon him, but Sel wants to beg him and ask why Sam couldn't have taken Sel. Why couldn't he have stayed? I need Sel to cuddle with those blue tendrils. He loves his best friend. Whatever. THAT'S ENOUGH. GET OUT OF MY HOME
saw a drawing of Lyle, unconsciously started to do :P /faggy and when I realized I immediately and accidentally facepalmed myself hard. it's drastic measures. it's drastic measures. it's drastic measures. I understand that phag ass phone. I don't like him
foaming thinking of sending SLORPers on a quest to get Sel the Typewrither script but that means I need to learn how to write typewrither. #the things I do
Wait oh my GODDDDD NO WONDER SELENE FELT HIS LIFE WAS FALLING APART.
LO SPOILERS (hi sybil)
BOOM SYBIL MISSING (TRANSFORMED INTO MEATS) BOOM THAT CUTE PHOTOGRAPHER MISSING (TURNED SHUTTERBUG) BOOM YOUR ASSISTANT AND ONLY FRIEND FIRED MYSTERIOUSLY (hi blossie). Idk if Blossom getting fired or Lyle transforming happened first but it's like. Dude. No fucking wonder.
EDIT: Lyle transforming probably happened before Blossie getting fired. Its still so so so bad