they call us the brain guys

a plurality blog of pure chaos

[yellow-pagers]

we are so bad at formatting, aeons help us

we're not used to using a collective name, because we're a bit median and monoconscious so Everyone Is Also Me, but for identity's sake, we're the yellow pagers! or the pager collective. or the brain guys. or 📟 < this emoji

the main consciousness and person that's always around is fate! or fractal. i am 22, autistic, irish, and use it/they/he and a number of neos.

we're plural. not a system, not really a collective, Just Plural. we don't concern ourself with origins, and are STAUNCHLY pro-endo. we are one consciousness that is many people and can also chat to each other. it's neat! the closest we've seen to our experience is terms like hydraconscious.

there's a totally ambiguous number of guys in here. people come and go plenty, and we never really know if they'll come back or not. here's who you're most likely to hear from, though:

fate: already introduced. main character sounding ass (also known as a host). Always Here. val-me or val to the other headmates but not to anyone i don't know <3

sampo: sampo koski of hsr fame 👍 silly guy. he/she/it. no role buddy im just here. ASK ME ABOUT MY SOURCE MEMS /pos

loné/furen: 70% pantalone from genshin impact. 30% baizhu. he/him. our wonderful emotional regulation.

jacob: the original octive babey!! introgect of a dnd character we made. he/they. has been here for years. has his own voice outside of headspace. loves being angsty, missing his headmate from source, and gril chee

naxa: age sliding anaxagoras hsr fictive. has a lot of thoughts, loves dinosaurs. they/she/he? misses his friends dearly. sampo has adopted them

who you're less likely to hear from, but has been here before, is below the cut

star: astarion fictive, caretaker. she/her. turned up when jacob did, wandered off some time ago. she will probably come back if we get a bg3 fixation again.

ran: tftsmp fictive, they/it/voi/ro, can access outside the headspace which a lot of us Can't Do. we assume voi spends its time out there

blue/porcelain: little, songtive, doll/he, goes where ran goes

raine: she/her, acheron fictive, flickers in and out of existence but we will welcome her if she appears again

yu: p4g protagonist fictive, nonverbal, chill guy

erie: c!eret fictionkin. she/they/spark. isn't exactly a headmate, is more a part of val. spiritual kin, very important to us

if you got this far down, interact or something! we do like talking to people

[yellow-pagers]

tfw you successfully locate an active bah blog that has knowledge of the source you want...joy of all joys!

[yellow-pagers]

we can be. So patient. We swear

[yellow-pagers]

the blog has been silent ever since. for the last 5 months. chat are we cursed

[wonder-locket]

Collection of terms other than "System". Sorry if there are duplicates, the organizer I used barely functions -_- not all of these have similar meaning of "group", whatever ...

A

Abbey Actors Administration Affiliation Alliance Apparatus Archive Armada Arrangement Array Association Assembly Aggregation Assemblage Assortment Accumulation Amalgamation Album Audience Anomaly Ascension

B

Band Body Batch Battery Bunch Bundle Battalion Bracket Brigade Battalion Bevy Bind Board Bounty Branch Brand Brotherhood Banditry Bank Business Bouquet

C

Class Club Chain Circle Crew Collection Cluster Clutch Clique Clump Clot Combine Conglomerate Congregation Crowd Company Collaborative Communal Cooperative Common Corporation Compilation Collation Caboodle Convocation Constellation Clan Consort Crop Coalition Classification Conspiracy Coven Corps Camp Cast Chapel Choir Church Club Collaboration Collective Commune Community Company Complex Compound Concert Creed Crew Crowd Composite Charm Cete Cloud Conspiracy Caravan

D

Division Domain Dorm Dominion Department Dancers Database Datacenter

E

Establishment Enterprise

F

Faction Function Formation Foundation Fellows Fellowship Family Force Faculty Faith Fleet Framework Fraternity Fluffle Facility Flock

G

Group Gathering Grade Gaggle Grouping Guild Genus Generation Guard Gang Government Garden Galaxy

H

Herd Horde Hoard Heap Huddle Hodgepodge Hierarchy Hive Home House

I

Institute Institution

J

Jury

K

L

Lot League Legion Layout Lads Lineup Laboratory

M

Mass Medley Miscellany Mobilization Muster Mess Melt Mutual Mob Mates Military Ministry Murder Machine Massacre Matrix Motherboard Mainframe Mindscape Menagerie Mosaic

N

Number Network Neighborhood

O

Operation Outfit Order Observatory Office Officials Ones Organization Organism Oddity

P

Platoon Party Parcel Posse Phalanx Pack Personnel Pile Pack Pantheon Polycule Pride Parade Plague Parliament Posse

Q

R

Round Ring Realm

S

School Squad Squadron Set Species Syndicate Staff Stack Stock Suite Structure Sanctuary Sect Set Ship Show Shrine Sisterhood Society Sorority Stage Swarm Skulk Swarm Symphony Spectrum

T

Team Troop Trust Temple Treehouse Troupe

U

Union Unit Universe

V

Variety

W

World

X

Y

Z

Zoo

pls add on if you feel something's missing!

[yellow-pagers]

we had a dream that there was someone else in here. she spoke in red text, and she was shy about Something, and her name was something really on the nose. we don't remember much about her but when we got out of the haze of waking up wrong we missed her. hopefully she'll appear again tonight

[office-cabinet]

Being anti-endo baffles me actually. Wdym it’s unrealistic for the human brain to create more beings per body just cause it wasn’t caused by trauma. The human brain is so complicated I think the most unrealistic thing is expecting it to follow your rules actually.

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Being "anti-endo" is one of the most aggressively pro-psych hills to die on. Like what do you mean that any atypical experience that doesn't fit neatly into the DSMs diagnostic categories inherently isn't real or valid and should just be silenced in the name of protecting the "real" mental health experiences. Are you guys for fucking real right now

[plural-this-user-is]

hi! if it's alright could i request a userbox that says "this user is a lockhost"? additionally, if you have time "this system has no collective name/pronouns" but i don't mind if you'd rather limit requests and just do the first one. thank you very much! your userboxes are very pretty ^^

Lockhost + collective name and pronouns userboxes

Free to use by anyone. I don't have a DNI. Credit not necessary, but heavily appreciated.

[evilwizard]

im actually someone’s oc but we don’t have to talk about that

[yellow-pagers]

@funnier-as-a-system

[inner-sysramblings]

oh this blog is so cool :O our inner world is. not quite as elaborate as many.

we got One Permanent Room. that room looks exactly like our base room from our old secondary school. and that is what we've been stuck with from the moment our first headmates formed. this is just what we get. it has desks, sometimes cushions, and Not Much Else.

we can go on trips, though! we can imagine places to go and walk into them. our little and the guy who's basically adopted him did that a while back, it was pretty fun. it requires Focus, though, and the rest of the time it's just. One Classroom.

we're cooler than our headspace, we promise /j

- @yellow-pagers (it's a sideblog 😔 no ask privileges for us)

Thank you !

That's interesting to me, personally !

If you happen to ever come upon this blog again, I do have some follow-up questions that you're free to decline:

Is your main mode of transportation when going on trips, walking?

Have you ever been on trips that took a while to arrive to the destination?

When you imagine these places to journey to, does the area sort of just appear in front of you all collectively, or is there some sort of fixed entrance like a door entrance from the Classroom that you all exit from?

Thank you for the submission !

[yellow-pagers]

hey! we came across this because of the wonder of ✨ pinging ourselves via the ask ✨

- we walk when we Get there but the process of getting there is just like...rendering? the idea of a place to go goes from a vague picture in our mind to a real sensation. it's like the world shifts a bit and Becomes where we want it to be. it's not abrupt like standard teleportation but it isn't very Logical either

-it's hard to say. our headspace is tricky, because we're...hydraconscious? we think that's the word. and the beloved Main Character/core is simultaneously the one who's simulating all this stuff, and barely appears in headspace themself. so sometimes things get foggy and hard to picture. if a journey takes a while, it's because the destination is taking a while to Coalesce, not because there's a long path between them.

-we have accidentally answered the third question within the previous two! but to vaguely add onto it, there is a door. however, our awareness doesn't really...go beyond the door. if anyone is going through that door, our core cannot see, follow, or really Understand what's going on there. maybe it's where our equivalent of dormancy happens? people just step out to somewhere we can't consciously follow. no trips there, only mysteries and an occasional visit from an enderman

this is very rambly, but we hope it makes sense!

[headspace-polls]

Is you headspace constructed or has it always been there?

Used to have no headspace at all until we constructed it

Used to have a headspace but we changed and/or expanded it

Used to have a different headspace but it changed on it's own

Headspace has always been the same, we chose not to change it

Headspace has always been the same, we can't change it

We used to have a headspace, but it disappeared

We used to have a headspace, but chose to get rid of it

We never had a headspace and can't construct one

We never had a headspace and chose to not construct one

We used to not have one, constructed one, then got rid of it

Headspace comes and goes on it's own

Something else

Voting ended onAug 31, 2025

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[plural-questioning]

question 162: how wo you handle in-system conflict?

[yellow-pagers]

very funny revelation: we are not a system apart from to loné. loné calls us a system. no idea why but im not gonna stop him

[yellow-pagers]

tfw you successfully locate an active bah blog that has knowledge of the source you want...joy of all joys!

[yellow-pagers]

we can be. So patient. We swear

[ur-fav-zomboy]

"hi! im an endo system!"

mfs: "YOUR PRETENDING TO HAVE DID!!!"

"I don't have DID, I'm an endo system"

mfs: "YOUR FAKING DID"

[yellow-pagers]

hello audience of none 👋 we're back in the ✨ summer soup ✨

Last summer was spent 90% as a mysterious val-sampo amalgamation because for some reason sampo/i have Less Barriers to getting to copilot this body than the others. me and val can swap out and blend real easily. this is great but also not great because i am silly in some ways that are NOT CONDUCIVE to existing as collectively val

our partner/val's partner is wonderful. i (sampo) am aro and afraid of being percieved as performing Wrong by anyone we know irl. this is a non-ideal combination. but. we stay silly ✌️

anyway i think ive been summoned because we got realllll fuckin tired, like "oh god are we gonna experience Disability Consequences for this" tired, and me and val are the two people who can actually inhabit the body without running off in that state. it's just us. everyone else is a coward who can't handle the hot and sexy disabled life /j

and now i'm just...here? so that's fun. might play source, or read, or write, or do pixel art, or try and exposure therapy myself into being normal around our partner. we shall see.

[thedailyheadmate]

Headmate who yaps about their source constantly

[strawberry-graveyard]

having a friend who’s obsessed with your source (like the character you introjected from) is sooo funny. they’ll be like “man i love this guy sm” and it’s like yeah bestie? this guy loves you too (real) (not clickbait).