"Lion please don't step on the Roomba gems you might hurt them. They don't like being roombas anymore than you like having them be roombas, so don't be mean"
Yellow Diamond roomba hurries to her son’s foot “VRRR!”
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"Lion please don't step on the Roomba gems you might hurt them. They don't like being roombas anymore than you like having them be roombas, so don't be mean"
Yellow Diamond roomba hurries to her son’s foot “VRRR!”
my baby!
Lion is growing increasingly annoyed by the amount of Roombas showing up. The big cat steps on Yellow Diamond Roomba to try and trap it under his paw.
“Vrrr...Vrrrrr...”
Help... Please...
If I see more roomboos or whatever on my dash I’m gonna report it to Yellow Diamond. This planet and their dumb jokes….
Agressive roomba noises demanding that peridot bow to Yellow diamond roomba
“IS THAT YOU YELLOW DIAMOND? OH GOD.”
“Vrr.”
You will bow to me
Peridot bows down, “I’m so sorry, Yellow Diamond.”
Yellow diamond roomba is pleased. Your life will be spared... for now
“Vrr.”
[ new otp: yellow diamond roomba x dj roomba from parks and rec ]
What Have I started???
If I see more roomboos or whatever on my dash I’m gonna report it to Yellow Diamond. This planet and their dumb jokes….
Agressive roomba noises demanding that peridot bow to Yellow diamond roomba
“IS THAT YOU YELLOW DIAMOND? OH GOD.”
“Vrr.”
You will bow to me
If I see more roomboos or whatever on my dash I’m gonna report it to Yellow Diamond. This planet and their dumb jokes….
Agressive roomba noises demanding that peridot bow to Yellow diamond roomba
“i keep seeing gems around me being turned into these Roomba things. what is going on?” *is still riding on top of the roomba i have recieved*
Yellow roomba bumps into Lapis “Vrrr!”
“is that…yellow diamond? even Yellow diamond fell victim to this weird magic?”
Yes, good, lapis reccognized her. “Vrr. Vrrrrr. Vrrrrrrrrrr.”
Now pick me up
-picks up the YD Roomba very gently- "why are all the gems being turned into roombas? You could get hurt like this."
Slight whirring sounds of relief “Vrr...” yes, this was good. Her son was helping her.
“i keep seeing gems around me being turned into these Roomba things. what is going on?” *is still riding on top of the roomba i have recieved*
Yellow roomba bumps into Lapis “Vrrr!”
Yellow Roomba bumps against peroomba "vrrrrrr"
“Vrr!!” Affectionate roomba nuzzle.
“Vrrr~” happy roomba sounds and attempted roomba kisses
*attaches a boom box to the yellow floor cleaner* There now I can listen to R. Kelly anytime I want ^_^
Yellow Roomba viciously bumps into the anon’s leg in a failed attempt at revenge
“VRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!”
M!A: you are now a roomba. enjoy.
Disgruntled Roomba noises eminate from Yellow Diamond, there will be hell to pay
"Have I told you how hot you are when you get angry at someone?"
“Yes! No. Agh.” The lime gem sighed in frustration. Peridot couldn’t stay still for this was no laughing manner. Someone vandalized her Robonoids by covering them with atrociously colored paint. “Just twelve more to go.” She muttered. “Did I mention I hate red?” She asked as she continued to rinse off her Robonoid.
“Do you want some help?” she chuckled, holding a scrub brush
“And you did. About seven times already.” she smiled, sitting beside a reddened robonoid and starting to scrub
Angel and Pearl
“Its okay to be afraid Pearl. Everyone has fears, worries, concerns… But I want you to know that I don’t want to do anything to hurt you. And If I ever do, that I don’t mean to.” she pulled Pearl closer, and wrapped her wings around them, trying to comfort Pearl.
She looks up seeing the beautiful wings surround her, she felt so calm and warm. Only one other person has been able to make her feel like this, “I just wish… I could be strong,” she breaks down again. She turns around to look at Angel, and holds her hand, “you couldn’t do anything to hurt me, it’s impossible….”
“Well I think you’re strong. There are different types of strength… You’re strong because you can show kindness even with a broken heart. Thats hard to do.” she cupped pearl’s cheek with her hand, a kind smile on her face.
Her eyes looked up into angel’s. She leaned her head against her head against the soft warm hand. “You are truly amazing angel… You are too good of a gem to go through the things you went through….” She squeezed her hand tightly, “and you are too kind to me… You show so much love, just like someone I knew.” Another tear rolled down her cheek.
“Well… There are some things that need to be given love… Little treasures. You’re one of those little treasures. You have shown me so much kindness and love even though we only met not long ago.” she pulled pearl in and held her close
Why… why does this beautiful gem make Pearl feel so special? Everyday she hides how she feels like nothing but a useless gem, especially after the Garnet epidemic, “A Treasure huh? haha You really know how to make people feel special don’t you.” Pearl leans over and hugs angel tightly, giving love to her, showing how much she appreciates her being here. She whispers, “Thank you..”
she smiled softly, and pressed a soft kiss on Pearl’s gem “You are a little treasure, Pearl. You deserve to feel that way.” she replied. She could feel her getting closer and closer to pearl, it made her smile, made her feel warm inside. She wanted Pearl to feel the same way.
“…” She couldn’t speak words. was this really happening? She doesn’t know how to feel right now… She feels so happy, but pain at the same time, what is going on? “Angel…” She pulled her head, hiding her tears. “I’m.. i’m not worthy. You’re too good for a worthless gem like me. I’m nothing but a soldier. Don’t waste your time for me.”
“Pearl… I am no better than you are. I never was and never will be. And even if it were still the quartz era when I and Rose were in power, I would say the same thing I am now. No gem is more important than any other. No gem is worthless.” she brushed the tears away gently
“And nothing would make me happier, than to call you my little treasure… I will never tire of you, never do anything to harm you, never lie to you, or hide anything from you.”
Pearl froze in silence… “Why… why would you… why would you care about me?” A great and mighty powerful quartz showing likeness to her? she couldn’t even look at angel she was afraid to be hurt but something was coming around to her, “You deserve someone strong, someone who can actually be of use to you and someone who is worthy.”
“Pearl. There are different types of strength. I was a leader not because of physical strength, but my mind. I value knowlage and feelings more than power. Physical strength means nothing if there is no heart or stratagy behind it. A diamond or another quartz could attempt to win my heart and fail every time, because they all lack what you have.” she spread her wings
“You think I’m actually strong?” Looking up seeing the beautiful gem in her full glory.
“Yes Pearl, I do.” she put a soft hand on her shoulder and smiled. “I want you to do what you want to do. not what homeworld tought you. If you want to love me, or be close to me, then I want you to without reservations.”
Pearl grabs her stomach as she feels a pain in her stomach. “I… I want to…. But…” Looking away from Angel, “I’m just so afraid, I don’t know if I can again.” She walks away from her looking out into the ocean, “I’m just so afraid… I’m sorry…”
“Pearl, there will always be fear, and there is no way to heal completely after loss... but I am sure that Rose would want you to be happy, even if it meant loving me...” she paused
“But I will give you all the time you need.”
Angel and Pearl
“Its okay to be afraid Pearl. Everyone has fears, worries, concerns… But I want you to know that I don’t want to do anything to hurt you. And If I ever do, that I don’t mean to.” she pulled Pearl closer, and wrapped her wings around them, trying to comfort Pearl.
She looks up seeing the beautiful wings surround her, she felt so calm and warm. Only one other person has been able to make her feel like this, “I just wish… I could be strong,” she breaks down again. She turns around to look at Angel, and holds her hand, “you couldn’t do anything to hurt me, it’s impossible….”
“Well I think you’re strong. There are different types of strength… You’re strong because you can show kindness even with a broken heart. Thats hard to do.” she cupped pearl’s cheek with her hand, a kind smile on her face.
Her eyes looked up into angel’s. She leaned her head against her head against the soft warm hand. “You are truly amazing angel… You are too good of a gem to go through the things you went through….” She squeezed her hand tightly, “and you are too kind to me… You show so much love, just like someone I knew.” Another tear rolled down her cheek.
“Well… There are some things that need to be given love… Little treasures. You’re one of those little treasures. You have shown me so much kindness and love even though we only met not long ago.” she pulled pearl in and held her close
Why… why does this beautiful gem make Pearl feel so special? Everyday she hides how she feels like nothing but a useless gem, especially after the Garnet epidemic, “A Treasure huh? haha You really know how to make people feel special don’t you.” Pearl leans over and hugs angel tightly, giving love to her, showing how much she appreciates her being here. She whispers, “Thank you..”
she smiled softly, and pressed a soft kiss on Pearl’s gem “You are a little treasure, Pearl. You deserve to feel that way.” she replied. She could feel her getting closer and closer to pearl, it made her smile, made her feel warm inside. She wanted Pearl to feel the same way.
“…” She couldn’t speak words. was this really happening? She doesn’t know how to feel right now… She feels so happy, but pain at the same time, what is going on? “Angel…” She pulled her head, hiding her tears. “I’m.. i’m not worthy. You’re too good for a worthless gem like me. I’m nothing but a soldier. Don’t waste your time for me.”
“Pearl… I am no better than you are. I never was and never will be. And even if it were still the quartz era when I and Rose were in power, I would say the same thing I am now. No gem is more important than any other. No gem is worthless.” she brushed the tears away gently
“And nothing would make me happier, than to call you my little treasure… I will never tire of you, never do anything to harm you, never lie to you, or hide anything from you.”
Pearl froze in silence… “Why… why would you… why would you care about me?” A great and mighty powerful quartz showing likeness to her? she couldn’t even look at angel she was afraid to be hurt but something was coming around to her, “You deserve someone strong, someone who can actually be of use to you and someone who is worthy.”
“Pearl. There are different types of strength. I was a leader not because of physical strength, but my mind. I value knowlage and feelings more than power. Physical strength means nothing if there is no heart or stratagy behind it. A diamond or another quartz could attempt to win my heart and fail every time, because they all lack what you have.” she spread her wings
“You think I’m actually strong?” Looking up seeing the beautiful gem in her full glory.
“Yes Pearl, I do.” she put a soft hand on her shoulder and smiled. “I want you to do what you want to do. not what homeworld tought you. If you want to love me, or be close to me, then I want you to without reservations.”
Angel and Pearl
“Its okay to be afraid Pearl. Everyone has fears, worries, concerns… But I want you to know that I don’t want to do anything to hurt you. And If I ever do, that I don’t mean to.” she pulled Pearl closer, and wrapped her wings around them, trying to comfort Pearl.
She looks up seeing the beautiful wings surround her, she felt so calm and warm. Only one other person has been able to make her feel like this, “I just wish… I could be strong,” she breaks down again. She turns around to look at Angel, and holds her hand, “you couldn’t do anything to hurt me, it’s impossible….”
“Well I think you’re strong. There are different types of strength… You’re strong because you can show kindness even with a broken heart. Thats hard to do.” she cupped pearl’s cheek with her hand, a kind smile on her face.
Her eyes looked up into angel’s. She leaned her head against her head against the soft warm hand. “You are truly amazing angel… You are too good of a gem to go through the things you went through….” She squeezed her hand tightly, “and you are too kind to me… You show so much love, just like someone I knew.” Another tear rolled down her cheek.
“Well… There are some things that need to be given love… Little treasures. You’re one of those little treasures. You have shown me so much kindness and love even though we only met not long ago.” she pulled pearl in and held her close
Why… why does this beautiful gem make Pearl feel so special? Everyday she hides how she feels like nothing but a useless gem, especially after the Garnet epidemic, “A Treasure huh? haha You really know how to make people feel special don’t you.” Pearl leans over and hugs angel tightly, giving love to her, showing how much she appreciates her being here. She whispers, “Thank you..”
she smiled softly, and pressed a soft kiss on Pearl’s gem “You are a little treasure, Pearl. You deserve to feel that way.” she replied. She could feel her getting closer and closer to pearl, it made her smile, made her feel warm inside. She wanted Pearl to feel the same way.
“…” She couldn’t speak words. was this really happening? She doesn’t know how to feel right now… She feels so happy, but pain at the same time, what is going on? “Angel…” She pulled her head, hiding her tears. “I’m.. i’m not worthy. You’re too good for a worthless gem like me. I’m nothing but a soldier. Don’t waste your time for me.”
“Pearl… I am no better than you are. I never was and never will be. And even if it were still the quartz era when I and Rose were in power, I would say the same thing I am now. No gem is more important than any other. No gem is worthless.” she brushed the tears away gently
“And nothing would make me happier, than to call you my little treasure… I will never tire of you, never do anything to harm you, never lie to you, or hide anything from you.”
Pearl froze in silence… “Why… why would you… why would you care about me?” A great and mighty powerful quartz showing likeness to her? she couldn’t even look at angel she was afraid to be hurt but something was coming around to her, “You deserve someone strong, someone who can actually be of use to you and someone who is worthy.”
“Pearl. There are different types of strength. I was a leader not because of physical strength, but my mind. I value knowlage and feelings more than power. Physical strength means nothing if there is no heart or stratagy behind it. A diamond or another quartz could attempt to win my heart and fail every time, because they all lack what you have.” she spread her wings
Angel and Pearl
“Its okay to be afraid Pearl. Everyone has fears, worries, concerns… But I want you to know that I don’t want to do anything to hurt you. And If I ever do, that I don’t mean to.” she pulled Pearl closer, and wrapped her wings around them, trying to comfort Pearl.
She looks up seeing the beautiful wings surround her, she felt so calm and warm. Only one other person has been able to make her feel like this, “I just wish… I could be strong,” she breaks down again. She turns around to look at Angel, and holds her hand, “you couldn’t do anything to hurt me, it’s impossible….”
“Well I think you’re strong. There are different types of strength… You’re strong because you can show kindness even with a broken heart. Thats hard to do.” she cupped pearl’s cheek with her hand, a kind smile on her face.
Her eyes looked up into angel’s. She leaned her head against her head against the soft warm hand. “You are truly amazing angel… You are too good of a gem to go through the things you went through….” She squeezed her hand tightly, “and you are too kind to me… You show so much love, just like someone I knew.” Another tear rolled down her cheek.
“Well… There are some things that need to be given love… Little treasures. You’re one of those little treasures. You have shown me so much kindness and love even though we only met not long ago.” she pulled pearl in and held her close
Why… why does this beautiful gem make Pearl feel so special? Everyday she hides how she feels like nothing but a useless gem, especially after the Garnet epidemic, “A Treasure huh? haha You really know how to make people feel special don’t you.” Pearl leans over and hugs angel tightly, giving love to her, showing how much she appreciates her being here. She whispers, “Thank you..”
she smiled softly, and pressed a soft kiss on Pearl’s gem “You are a little treasure, Pearl. You deserve to feel that way.” she replied. She could feel her getting closer and closer to pearl, it made her smile, made her feel warm inside. She wanted Pearl to feel the same way.
“…” She couldn’t speak words. was this really happening? She doesn’t know how to feel right now… She feels so happy, but pain at the same time, what is going on? “Angel…” She pulled her head, hiding her tears. “I’m.. i’m not worthy. You’re too good for a worthless gem like me. I’m nothing but a soldier. Don’t waste your time for me.”
“Pearl... I am no better than you are. I never was and never will be. And even if it were still the quartz era when I and Rose were in power, I would say the same thing I am now. No gem is more important than any other. No gem is worthless.” she brushed the tears away gently
“And nothing would make me happier, than to call you my little treasure... I will never tire of you, never do anything to harm you, never lie to you, or hide anything from you.”