Dandys World (GAME) theory: Gigi is a closeted lesbian
(YES i know what a digital footprint is and no i dont fucking care)
So we know Gigi, right? The trickster/kleptomaniac/thief/""gambler"" of Dandys World? Pretty neat character. We also know her friends Flutter and Connie, while Flutter doesnt really match Gigis mischievous nature, i want you to keep a SPECIAL little eye on Connie, Gigis best friend (just best friend, trust). If youve ever read an inch of the interactions between characters you would know Connie and Gigi get each other, if you know what i mean, they match each others energy, theyre both mischevious and both have something to do with invading other peoples privacy; Gigi stealing other peoples personal items, while Connie literally just spies on people for shits and giggles. Theyre perfect for one another, yknow? I know, thats why im telling you, some people think theyre SO perfect for one another that theyve decided to do the heavy lifting and put them in romantic situations! (Dont be surprised you KNEW where this was going). But as with all things in life, its not real, its never stated in the games canon whether theyre lovers or crushes or just chill like that so the ship only exists in the head/heartcanon of the player...
*until now, that is. THATS because i have some evidence that the Roblox experience "Dandys World's" fan interpreted (COMPLETELY NORMAL, HEALTHY AND LEGAL) lesbian WLW relationship between the characters "Gigi and Connie" COULD BE CANON, and at the very least onesided, dont we all love some doomed yuri? I dont it actually makes me feel miserable inside, what can i say, me like happy endings
So whats this damning piece of evidence that proves my hypothesis beyond a shadow of a doubt? BEHOLD! EASTER EVENT GOSSIP WITH BASSIE:
Bassie recounts an experience she had with Gigi where she needed to hide something, so whats the matter with that? Thanks for asking, youre all really smart and im very proud of you :D, so the thing is that the item that needed to be stolen was CONNIES HAIRBRUSH. HER HAIRBRUSH! (DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF DROP THIS IS??) "Oh well whats the deal its just a hairbrush" GIGI (if you couldnt tell) DOES NOT HAVE HAIR, there are about 5 TOONS out of 40 of them who would ever need to use a hairbrush at all; Eclipse, whos covered in hair, so eww, yucky. Sprout, who has kale for locks, so EUGH, YUCKY! Goob, so just yucky, not an ew. Ginger, who probably doesnt even USE a hairbrush but im mentioning her just in case, and the star of the show: CONNIE, who does have hair, surprisingly. So i think from this tangent youd understand that a BALD gachapon stealing her bffs HAIRbrush is pretty odd.
"OH but shes a kleptomaniac, right? She steals other peoples things?" Yeah well WHY then wouldnt she steal something else??? Like Connies hat, some OTHER personal objects because yes Connie has a room and yes there would be other things inside of it, come to note... a hairbrush going missing would be noticeable... "Well Girls share things all the-" DONT FORGET GIGI IS STILL BALD SHE WOULDNT HAVE A USE FOR IT
"Ah well, FUCK you even after all of these pretty reasonable interpretations of ingame dialogue i STILL need more proof" Well now, if you say so, you slightly mean reader.
Heres the kicker: Gigi asked BASSIE to hide it IN HER HEAD, whats so weird about this? Well, hmmm doesnt Gigi have, idk, an INCREDIBLY GOOD AND EFFECTIVE WAY OF STORING THINGS IN HER HEAD??? (Shes bald for a reason), CANT SHE PULL OUT MULTIPLE ITEMS OUT OF HER PHYSICS-BENDING CRANIUM??? Why on EARTH would she need SOMEONE ELSE to store things for her? Her head is practically empty (no offense), thered be no reason, but i have an idea, a GAME THEORY, you could say, as to why: Gigi wanted to preserve Connies hairbrush, in a way, instead of putting something so valuable in her own filthy gachapon scented head, it would be easier and BETTER to have it in Bassies head, where it could have a floral scent, where Gigi could keep it until Connie found OUT and she could say Bassie had found it, and Bassie could corroborate Gigis testimony.
So okay, we pinned down WHY she'd get Bassie to hide it, but we havent gotten down to WHY Gigi wants Connies hairbrush in the first place, its not like stealing someones physical items because of their sentimental value means much, oh wait! I forget, usually in (cis couples thats as far as my research managed to get, sorry!) the girl USUALLY takes the boys hoodie because of the sentimental value, showing how much her partner means to her, if only we could apply this in a situation we have right now! OH WAIT! Now i think the gears are turning in your head; Gigi wants to keep Connies hairbrush because it means a lot to her! She values her friendship with her! Why take something that can actively have Connies DNA on it instead of literally ANYTHING else? BECAUSE SHES A FREAK! She needs Connie! But she cant admit her feelings so instead she takes Connies hairbrush as a compromise to always have something related to her on her person, ESPECIALLY since it could have Connies DNA! Oh my god! Gigi is a closeted lesbian! There you go i said the thing in the title, are we happy? Anyways heres an artists rendition just in case you dont understand yet:
I think we understand each other now? We clear?
One last thing: "Gigi once asked me to hide an item for her in my basket head", "ONCE" means it probably happened long ago, and since theres no canonical statements that Gigi x Connie is canon, uhhhh yep she never confessed her feelings, so i guess my yuri is doomed, phuck, excuse me while i go cry in a corner now
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