What is this place?

Magical explosion of procrastination. 30+ year old librarian, feminist, former math major. Don’t be an asshole.

[sleepnoises]

i think it's nice that people write books and it's possible to read them. often through the public library system

[cowboyspones]

women were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

[glixbitch]

Facebook: we analysed your entire internet history, tracked your location and took a deep dive into your personal relationships, and we’ve decided to recommend you this specific conditioner that you also saw in your local Tesco two days ago, aint that neat!

Tumblr: HEY sHITHEAD *slurring words* how would you like to buy  *throws dart* a gym membership for your *spins wheel* pARROT

[vetchtibbles]

hm do they actually like me or have they just classically conditioned their meso-cortical-limbic pathway to initiate dopamine release whenever they see me

[intairnwetrust]

If I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs.

[jesterlesbian]

tuck everlasting (natalie babbitt)

[ladiesofcinema]

SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR as HELEN SHIVERS in I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) dir. Jim Gillespie

[greengableslover]

CRIMSON PEAK (2015) dir. Guillermo del Toro

[felixcloud6288]

Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"

*Go back 15 seconds*

[felixcloud6288]

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

[artndetails]

pink moon.

[fair-itself]

I feel like this is the kind of thing you only reblog if you have an aesthetic blog, which I do not, but goddammit I just love it when the moon lines up with stuff

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

dandelion sun~

[thedoubteriswise]

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

[bookcub]

what they dont tell you about being a librarian is that you need acting experience so you can keep a straight face when someone asks for help finding a book you hate

[aleatoryw]

northern usa comes with a secret fifth season, between winter and spring. it’s called “Gross”. everything is muddy and dead. allergies are flaring up but there’s not a green leaf in sight. the landscape is littered with piles of dirty ice. snow rain mix is probably falling. gross.

[fairycosmos]

lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk

[libraryjournal]

What Happens to Libraries if IMLS Goes Away?

On Friday night, March 14, President Trump issued an Executive Order that called for the elimination of the Institute of Museum and Library

Without the federal funding provided by IMLS, the valuable programs and services that libraries deliver to their communities are at risk. As for current IMLS staff, the future is uncertain. The Executive Order directs the agency to “reduce the performance of their statutory functions and associated personnel to the minimum presence and function required by law.”

ALA President Cindy Hohl weighed in shortly after the EO was ordered with ALA’s call to action. “This is a time for unity. As a community of library and information professionals, we must face these threats by showing up together—library workers, friends, trustees and public supporters—to advocate for our patrons, our profession, and our core values. The existential threats we’re facing now call us to draw on our greatest power: library stories that touch hearts and change minds, especially for decisionmakers. We ask you to call members of Congress to tell those powerful stories that show the true importance of our libraries.”

[rhaenyratargeryen]

NATALIE PORTMAN as Padmé Amidala - STAR WARS: REVENGE OF THE SITH (2005)

[owlservice]

God grant me the strength to do the things I enjoy