the bitch under the bridge

20 just a place to shit post and be dramatic about shit. potato haters dni. if you know me no you don't I promise its better for everyone

[yellowmelodramatic]

Gender update:

Idfk man

I'm dealing with the aro ace shit rn

Not really worried about gender atm

[yellowmelodramatic]

Autism be damned, I'm vibrating at the thought that within the month I'll be on The Cog Railway and At The Top Of Mt Washington. I'm genuinely so excited.

And my mom is like "so you'll take the train up but not the car?" BECAUSE THE CAR ONLY HAS 2 PLATES THAT PUSH AGAINST THE WHEELS, THE COG HAS LITTLE DIVITS ON THE TRACK THAT PREVENTS FALLING ALL THE WAY DOWN. I just gotta not fall off.

[yellowmelodramatic]

My dog has to wear bootys to prevent further damage to her CCL before we can get her in for surgery, but now it looks like she's on a grippy sock vacation

The bootys in question:

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[yellowmelodramatic]

Calling out your older siblings: what you're doing isn't ok

Them for some fucking reason: YOU DONT KNOW WHAT LOVE IS

Everyone:

[yellowmelodramatic]

Y'all I slept for fucking 12 hours last night

I didn't even realize until I just looked at it before I go to bed tonight

I mean at least it was productive sleep but like... Gyawd daymn

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Wait what the…

US Sen. Lindsey Graham has died after a brief and unexpected illness, his office says

U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham, a close ally of President Donald Trump, has died at 71 after a brief illness, according to his office.

Oh.

[mentally-homeless]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Obligatory

[yellowmelodramatic]

Started Zoloft like 5 days ago and suddenly I'm able to shower and brush my teeth in the same night. I even put pimple patches on.

I've already started eating regularly again, what's next? I get back to my favorite hobbies?

Preposterous

[yellowmelodramatic]

I'm gonna say it quick, like ripping off a bandaid

I DONT LIKE THE BUTCH-IFICATION OF SANTOS

Anyway, everything is fine, everything is great

[yellowmelodramatic]

I'm gonna say it quick, like ripping off a bandaid

I DONT LIKE THE BUTCH-IFICATION OF SANTOS

Anyway, everything is fine, everything is great

[yellowmelodramatic]

EW OMG. I JUST REALIZED. IM SO FUCKING OLD NOW. LIKE THIS IS AN ADULT AGE. I CANT GET AWAY WITH SHIT ANYMORE.

I WANNA BE 19 AGAIN

[yellowmelodramatic]

EW OMG. I JUST REALIZED. IM SO FUCKING OLD NOW. LIKE THIS IS AN ADULT AGE. I CANT GET AWAY WITH SHIT ANYMORE.

I WANNA BE 19 AGAIN

[yellowmelodramatic]

Damn. And not once in that whole decade did I go on a quest, hunt a monster, or start a revolution.

Welp time for the office romance shit... I think...

[yellowmelodramatic]

Trying to touch grass but this is what I see every time I try to look at the sky

[yellowmelodramatic]

Ngl now that I think about it, I don't actually remember much of 2020

Like I remember concepts and like logically what was happening,

But I genuinely can't remember what my room looked like, or what I looked like.

[yellowmelodramatic]

Tfw someone tells you to stop panicking when you're just excited <<<<<

When someone thinks you're freaking out when you just want to know the process beforehand<<<<<<

When it makes you realize that people don't actually know you at all <<<<<<<