SUPER CHAMCHI!

[grimeclown]

I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

[aqueousstar]

[infectiouspiss]

step 1. take ibuprofen

step 2. jerk off

step 3. YOU ARE NOW ON A TIME LIMIT. YOUR BODY IS FULL OF BOTH ARTIFICIAL AND NATURAL PAINKILLERS. YOU HAVE APPROXIMATELY 15 MINUTES TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WHILE BEING PAIN-FREE. USE YOUR TIME WISELY. (i am having a bagel)

[dozydawn]

[guooey]

a beautiful woman named excessive heat warning keeps messaging me on my phone

[unification]

at this rate i think i could basically be human by the end of the year

[joeyclaire]

my mom’s trans allyship is on another level

[joeyclaire]

she once called my friend’s deadname “that stupid thing his mom calls him”

[twoheadedfawnn]

you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

[choysum]

[byjove]

I bought this expensive ass yogurt as a gift to myself so that I could make little candles in the tiny terracotta pot it comes in and it turns out it is the best, creamiest, most buttery heavenly delicious yogurt I have ever tasted and I’m now addicted

[byjove]

sometimes things that are expensive are worse but sometimes things that are expensive are astronomically better and that’s where the real problem lies

[rattle-my-stars]

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

There are no disabilities which are raised above ableism. The person in the wheelchair, the autistic person, the person with schizophrenia and the person with an invisible chronic illness may all experience society's ableism in different ways, but none of them can expect to avoid it. So the "you wouldn't say X to Y" advocacy needs to retire yesterday. They say all kinds of ableist shit to all of us and it's time to try out some actual solidarity instead of arguing about who has it slightly worse

[inthesensethat]

[sunflowerslut]

[grandpadun]

put oil in your hair, use that expensive lipstick you’ve been saving up for special occasions, take a hot shower with a bunch of candles, smother yourself in lovely smelling lotion, play your favorite game, go see a movie with your favorite people, or stay in today and do nothing.  Do whatever it takes for you to feel nice today, okay? You deserve it. 

[weirdfact]

USA Cultural Regions Map

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

This is super cool

[fabulesque]

For non-Americans: this is actually accurate and reflects how Americans understand ourselves and regional identities. These aren’t official labels, but they’re not totally made up either.

[roach-works]

you know how pokemon have types they’re weaker and stronger than? american regions work like that

[beemovieerotica]

libsoftiktok going after a beloved inventor furry for some reason

if you're wearing a fitbit, you're using spottacus's technology. be grateful.

[bauliya]

I'm going to be honest being a furry is more respectable than inventing biological monitoring devices used to harvest data and micromanage workers and becoming a billionaire off of them

[beemovieerotica]

there's a chasm of difference though between developing a legitimate, potentially life-saving medical technology and putting it out into the world, and then being a big private company that decides to use that technology for gross breach of privacy. the moral failing is definitely not on the inventor.

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[socialistexan]

Excuse me, autocorrect?

[socialistexan]

[eye-lantern]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

[daily-spooky]