my favorite word is "moist"

north || they/them or it/its || i have zero cishet friends

[sinkinginthepee]

some day ill be able to post this on thursday

[adulthoodisokay]

it’s out of touch thursday

[yes-i-am-a-toaster]

it's out of touch thursday

[thetenderpassion]

[lovelynemesis-deactivated201903]

This has happened to me before when I was in college at a frat party. This girl comes squeezing herself in between me and my friend and throws her arms around me. “Amanda, I am so glad you decided to come!” I was so confused and just figured she was drunk and mistaked me for someone else, until I saw the panic on her face. She leaned close and whispered that a guy was following her, was certain that he had put something in her drink and if I would please play along. I looked behind her and sure enough, some creep was watching her like a hawk. We invited her to hang out with us the rest of the night and even waited until her ride showed up just to make sure she was safe. Always look out for each other!

[phoenixwolf876]

If you ever feel scared like this just come up to me like we have been friends since kindergarten, call me any name u can come up with ill play along.

[17mul]

🗣

[black-hippie-moonchild]

👌🏾

[succubus-is-smol-deactivated201]

Stay together, stay safe

[eclecticstudentwriter]

Perfect advice. I’m reblogging this as a guy, because first of all, if you”re a guy : DON’T DO THAT. Don’t be that creep.

And if you’re a guy and you notice some creep is following or stalking a girl, and that she’s obviously uncomfortable or panicked, go ahead and say hi, long time no see, pretend to be her cousin, and tell her discretly you noticed there was a shady guy. Ask her if something’s wrong, if she feels unsafe, if she wants your help (very important - she may not trust you enough, no one could blame her, don’t take it personally). (and don’t you dare take advantage of the help you offered for a flirt opportunity, that would make you no better than the creep)

We can all stop “witnessing and do nothing”, and set an example.

[hapslock]

Alternative option for a guy: if you feel safe doing so, go up to the creeper who’s following her and be like “hey WHAT’S UP bud do you like SPORTS? My favourite team is the redsox what’s YOURS my man? What you DRINKING dude that looks GOOD.” and be friendly and just loud enough to blow his cover. Draw attention to him and see what he does. He won’t feel as safe creeping if he knows people are looking at him, and maybe he’ll leave. It also means the woman won’t have to worry that you are *another* creeper she has to be wary of, and you may distract the bad dude enough to give her a chance to lose him.

[tumakhunter]

Reblogging for that last comment.

[1-ofthecoolkids2]

NO THIS NEEDS TO BE BOOSTED

[perpetually-tuned-out-deactivat]

so like if we are mutuals and you need to call someone on the phone legit hit me up and i will totally give you my number for situations like this. I don’t give two fucks if I’m at work! Your safety is more important to me! Please call me and laugh obnoxiously. Hell put me on speaker while you talk so my coworkers can help make some noise and keep you company

[sebbbystaaanmoved-deactivated20]

^^^^ this tho

[stuckonjbbarnes]

SAME HERE

[north-peach]

seriously, don’t hesitate 

[thefringeperson]

I am someone who does not get social cues very well.  At all.  But if someone is making you uncomfortable and I am there, I will absolutely be your new best friend and glare pointedly at whatever creeper has you twitchy while I walk with you to wherever you’re going.

[yeah-asbestos]

I will always help you! All these tips are very useful, for guys and for the girls

[bedabug]

jane fonda got arrested the third week in a row at climate change protests. this time with ted danson

[dykey-femme]

Legends only

[reallyfullmilkshake]

For everyone complaining about how these two can get arrested and it won’t affect their careers, you’re right. It most likely won’t hurt their careers. That’s why they keep going out and doing it. They’re using their platform to their advantage. They’re both white, of an older generation, and famous enough to be recognized. They’re holding their generation accountable and making an effort to show up and enforce change. This isn’t them advertising a TV show or some bs, they’re there to help

[s-n-arly]

This is a very good way to use your privilege.

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrru-deacti]

we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

 くコ:彡                                                                       くコ:彡                              くコ:彡  くコ:彡                                                        くコ:彡                           くコ:彡 くコ:彡

[official-lucifers-child]

wait wait wait i have literally the best picture ever of my cat, bob

[official-lucifers-child]

b e h o l d

[breakfast-deadman]

Unrestrained Joy

[anythinggoesfandoms]

Bob: beheld

[levynite]

i honestly gasped aloud

[yes-i-am-a-toaster]

he hath been beheld

[k-eke]

Bear vibing in a river ⊂(￣(ｴ)￣)⊃

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[pinkifingers]

That last fatal scream tho

[flawlessputaa-deactivated201610]

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

[piss-pirate]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i’m crying

[smore-692-deactivated20170712]

WAAA-

[veritashopian]

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

[molten-by-determination-deactiv]

IT’S BACK

[llibratin-deactivated20170617]

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

[not-a-recommended-url]

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

[keymageheartfilia]

re-blogging again xD

[lionowlonao3]

what was that we were just saying about still having posts circulating from ridiculous numbers of years ago? 😂

[1989nihil]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @heritageposts

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[yes-i-am-a-toaster]

hey guess what

i'm a dude :D

[yes-i-am-a-toaster]

leg

[asundergrowth]

Stop drawing dionysus skinny challenge

Bitch is the god of feasts, he's got chub, he's got meat. Aphrodite is the god of romance and love but dionysus is the god of sex and orgies, he is ideal cuddling density, dude HAS a tummy.

[asundergrowth]

Dude has broad shoulders and beefy arms for holding and protecting you and just the fattest most luscious ass and thighs you've ever seen

[adhd-hippie]

All I’m imagining is that one bro at the gym who’s extra thick and has a big waste and could be a couch in and of himself but like would totally be able to lift a whole damn cow if you asked.

[wet4joanjett]

We all know dionysus looks like this.

[toshkakoshka]

[magellan-88]

FINALLY!!!! SOMEBODY GETS MY JACK BLACK CRUSH!!!!

[yes-i-am-a-toaster]

he is dionysus

[idealcat-deactivated20181202]

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Tumblr keeps suggesting this post and I’m going to reblog it every time I see it

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

[chinesegook]

I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.

Reblog the Money Susie and you’ll have money coming your way too 💵💵

[mareya]

Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works

[tomblogger]

How do you find $999 on the floor?

[chinesegook]

I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .

[iwiazumi-deactivated20150910]

DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!! i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure

[coolcud]

Fuck it

[spiderkiths-remade-deactivated2]

Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt

[daringdraconicdeity]

The real question is why the heck she stuffed money up her nose do you hAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT’S BEEN?

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

[kittensinswimmingpool-blog]

Hi

[virtueofjoy-blog]

Wtf why does this work???

[xxwolfa-deactivated20171021]

IT WORKS

[scarfcoded]

I NEED MONEY!

[fuckinggreaserimagines]

,,,I need money??,,, n inspiration??? to do anything,,,,,,

[yes-i-am-a-toaster]

money susie

[official-lucifers-child]

hey pspsppspsps simps come here

[yes-i-am-a-toaster]

it is i, admittedly a simp

[ur-localcryptid]

absolutely nothing and i mean NOTHING compares to that feeling you get when you pick a really obscure kahoot name and get 1st place so everyone’s rallying to see who the fuck “Bread” is and why the fuck they named themselves bread..and you’re just sitting in the corner smirking knowingly because it’s you……you are bread…….and you destroyed everyone’s hope

[yes-i-am-a-toaster]

i was gay once in kahoot

[simonrriley]

uhh

i never thought i’d be doing it but

those one note one day posts?

yeah imma need y’all to

do that

for me rn

i just feel.... incredibly shitty and useless and unloved and uhh ghost by badflower is in fact a somg and so is lonely by palaye

[totanglewithyou]

PLEASE REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT FUCKING LOSE HIM.

@thehugwizard please, if you don’t mind, boost this.

[thehugwizard]

BOOST

[yes-i-am-a-toaster]

boost

[parkinglotboy]

If you’re a little weird that’s kinda sexy of you