yespurpleclouds

bisexual ravenclaw mess 

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On this blog we stan Hasan Minhaj

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I’m watching Homecoming King and it’s really hilarious, clever and emotional please hype Hasan Minhaj up as much as John Mulaney, he is really great

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hasan on his 7th birthday

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Need something to watch?

Check out Hasan Minhaj’s Netflix comedy special Homecoming King, which was just added today. You will laugh. You will cry. It’s amazing, and one of the best stand-up specials I’ve ever watched. 

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It’s funny how we all sleep differently, I sleep on my side, my roommate sleeps on her back, and y'all are sleeping on hasan minhaj and his Netflix special homecoming king and his new show patriot act.

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some of you have never cried while watching comedy specials and it shows

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I’ll begin this post by saying I do not support bullfighting in the slightest, but im doing research for a project and wHat in the absolute hell compelled them to go this fucking hard on the outfits?!!

Like who’s executive decision was it to really round out that matador ass with high waisted, gorgeous, meticulously bedazzled and patterned fabrics¿¿¿

such a cruel sport does not deserve this level of fashion

Is bein’ thic a requirement? Im???

Like godDAMN?!  I just wanna know what the thought process was here? “at least when I finally get impailed by a bull, my sparkling glutes will shimmer and shine in the sunlight”?????????

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straight up vibing 🚬

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King Princess for Coup De Main Magazine (2018)

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evil party rock is in the house tonight

everybody just have a bad time

and we gon make you lose your minds

we just wanna see you

die

[yespurpleclouds]

for some reason this really messed with me

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Pygmalion and Galatea! Inspired by this really beautiful photography [x]

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constantly torn between being seduced by a masked, gentlemanly thief in Victorian era England or being the masked, gentlemanly thief in Victorian era England

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plot twist: the masked, gentlemanly thief is actually a queer woman, and after 500 pages of sexually charged banter, she finally reveals her true identity and we live happily ever after

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Meirl

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SHE 👏 LIKES 👏 TO 👏 COLLECT 👏 ROCKS

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She’s proud of herself and I’m proud of her

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If I scroll past this post without reblogging it, please hold an exorcism to rid my body of the foul soul inhabiting it

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w

where am i

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in a “bowl” fish

you´re in a 

“bowl”

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here we see the young butch lesbian experiencing what’s referred to as an “awakening”.