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Simple But Clever Animal Comics By Shanghai Tango
These are puns These are visual puns
my ass would be on the ground CRYING
Nope!
21 Best GIFs of All Time of the Week
We’re not gonna lie, this week’s GIFs are pretty intimidating.
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taylorswift we need a recipe for these please! 🍪🍪🍪
MMMKAY— there are two ways you can go about this. The quick and easy way is to make sugar cookies from a sugar cookie mix and just cut open a packet of chai tea and pour it into the batter as you make it. Cause you’re busy and you want making cookies to be a chill part of your day. Pow. Done.
OR
If you want to make the cookies from scratch (that’s what I did for the 1989 Secret Sessions), you can use this recipe I found on a baking blog I like, joythebaker.com and I believe it was originally from a book called The Pastry Queen. If you want another great baking blog, I get a lot of great ideas from smittenkitchen.com too. This is a recipe for basic insanely good sugar cookies. I added the chai element to the recipe because I thought it would infuse cozy holiday vibez into the cookie and it really did. So I’ll star the part that I added in the recipe.
http://joythebaker.com/2009/06/giant-vanilla-sugar-cookies/
***after you add the egg and vanilla, cut one chai tea packet open and empty the crushed up tea leaves into the batter CAUSE CHAI COOKIES ARE ABOUT TO HAPPEN UP IN HERE***
I made an icing for the cookies, but they’re fine on their own. If you want to make icing for them, just mix 1 cup powdered sugar with 1/4 T-spoon of nutmeg, 1/4 T-spoon of cinnamon and 3 TAYblespoons <—-(I’m so annoying, it astounds me sometimes) of milk or eggnog if you can find it this time of year. The more milk/eggnog you add, the more your icing will become a glaze. But glazes are legit too so basically just LIVE YOUR LIFE.
I lightly sprinkled cinnamon over the icing once the cookies were baked and iced, but there are so many icing options you can pair with these cookies—I mean it’s out of control. If you’re really feeling like living on the edge, you can go ahead and add a few drops of food coloring to the icing to make it festive. No one is going to stop you.
Why?
Cause the bakers gonna bake bake bake bake bake.
Bye.
did taylor swift really just show up out of the blue on tumblr only to drop some betty crocker shit on us what the fuck
She did, and I kinda love her for it. (Also I can’t wait for 1989.)
Parks and Rec’s prop department is perfect. Funny SMS » Funny Pics »
irish is such a shady language because hello is “dia duit” but directly translated it means “god be with you” and when someone says hello back they say “dia is muire duit” which means “god and mary be with you” .. its like “i see your god and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch”
irish isnt a language…
Ith mo thóin
Is that an example or a reaction?
"feel my leg, I just shaved."
IT’S BACK
One cup of bunny
I don't really think you should be lusting after Andrew Scott. He's gay. It's completely fine that he's gay, but you should respect that and not be fawning all over him, it's rude.
Ok first, lmao.
Just stop. I know you’re the same ridiculous Nonny that’s been badgering me because you have the same horrifying writing style.
Now, onto your statement.
What reason is there for me to stop “lusting after Andrew Scott”? Him being gay doesn’t mean that he somehow automatically becomes completely unappealing to the opposite sex. I mean Jesus Christ the man didn’t get ugly the moment he came out. He’s fucking hot, so be it.Also, who are you to say it’s rude? How do you know he isn’t flattered? Have you ever had a person of the same sex give you a compliment that made you feel good? Same principle.Aside from everything else, I’m allowed to find him attractive, and as you so eloquently put it “fawn all over him” because I understand that he is in no way required to return that sentiment. You ever like someone that didn’t return your feelings? Yeah, same thing, except my feelings aren’t hurt. Also, who’s to say he wouldn’t find me attractive. Him not finding me sexually attractive doesn’t mean he wouldn’t think I’m pretty, or that he wouldn’t enjoy conversing with me. Being gay doesn’t mean you close yourself off from the opposite sex, it means that you do not find yourself sexually attracted to them. Know what people who have no interest in fucking each other are called? Friends. Stop trying to put people into the neat little boxes you’ve created in your mind. We’ll never all fit.
Goodbye now, my dear, cowardly Nonny. I do so enjoy our little chats.
Maybe next time you’ll think of something not quite so stupid yeah?
This has got to be the same Nonny that was so confused by you having a different opinion than them. Same ol’ preachy ignorance. Looks like you’ve got this one all under control, as usual ;) Obviously all gay men are no longer attractive once they’re out and I’m sure they’re all offended by a female thinking they’re good looking. Everyone knows that.
Just a few more things for this IGNORANT COWARD—
Who fucking raised you?! What kind of human goes out of their way to insult and harass someone for what or who they like?? If you want to be anti-gay, right on. Rock that shit all day long! No one is stopping you. But honestly, shut the fuck up when it comes to other people’s lives and interests.
You clearly don’t enough in yourself to sign your name to your own thoughts and opinions, so please, just stop. It’s pathetic.
As for her soul being “bound for eternal damnation” (yeah, I know about the other message)—she is going to have a fucking party with the rest of our “damned” souls because I FUCKING LOVE GAY MEN!!!
SO FREAKING HOT!!!
Oh yeah! We broke out Zachary. I would watch him makeout with everyone. EVERYONE!!
*eyeroll*
because we ALL know women shouldn’t lust after gay men…
And let’s not forget Matthew Bomer in all his amazing glory.
hightimeswithhiddles
and I were talking last night about Matthew Fucking Bomer. We are pretty sure his dick is the key to the fountain of youth—and our mouths are the motherfucking lock. ;)
DAMN. STRAIGHT. I would blow that man harder than an Antarctic wind!
Oh man…. Bomer. *wistful sigh*
Had the opportunity to see him at a con when he was appearing. Didn’t get to meet him, but yes, he is THAT pretty in person. Well, a girl can dream, even if he is a happily married dad.
Um…are they forgetting that a lot of women are seriously turned on by the idea of two men getting hot’n’heavy?
Because yes, that’s a thing.
OMG. I howled when I read this. I can just see this happening. :D
OMG!!! LOVED THIS!! I would give all three my number. But, only Loki would get my panties!!! *purrrr*
KICKASS WOMEN IN HISTORY : [3/5] HATSHEPSUT
Hatshepsut was one of the most powerful women in the ancient world. She was the fifth pharaoh of the Eighteenth Dynasty of Ancient Egypt and she ruled longer than any other woman in Egyptian history. Hatshepsut was married to her sickly half brother, Thutmose II, and the two of them began to co-rule after the death of their father, Thutmose I, in 1492 BC In 1479 BC, Thutmose II died and Hatshepsut continued to rule by herself until her own death in 1458 BC. It is believed by many Egyptologists and historians that Hatshepsut was one of Ancient Egypt’s most successful monarchs. She commissioned many building projects and reestablished trade networks that had been disrupted by the Hyksos invaders of the Second Intermediate Period. Hatshepsut also led a large-scale expedition to the Land of Punt, a wealthy and sophisticated country to the south of Egypt. Hatshepsut is also believed to have led successful military campaigns in Nubia, the Levant, and Syria during her reign.