[clawmarks]

Lehrbuch der Zoologie - Otto Schmeil - 1930 - via e-rara

[classic-art-favourites]

The Ghosts of Hellas by Vasily Polenov, 1905.

[disaster-j]

AITA for telling my ex i don't need to have feelings for everyone i sleep with

I (m33) hooked up with my ex bf (45) last night after we ran into eo at a bar and it was AMAZING woke up to him making us breakfast it was the best nights sleep i had in this new place i just moved into things were going great! He said he wanted to get back together which is what i wanted all along (were broken up six months) but then he implied that our entire six month relationship he thought i had feelings for my best friend (m32) which RUDE and that pissed me off so i told him i didn't have to wanna sleep with everyone i have feelings for (meant platonic feelings but i fear it didn't come off that way) and i didn't have to have feelings for everyone i sleep with and that made him get all quiet and sad and he left and im scared he thinks I don't want him back anymore I DO WANT HIM BACK I THINK I LOVE HIM AITA!?!

edit: no im really not interested in my best friend idk why people keep asking that just bc i moved into his house

edit again: i moved into his house bc i was pissed off that he decided to leave without talking to me about it and may have unintentionally scared off all his possible renters. I took over his lease to fix my errors I don't even like this fuckass house 😭

edit AGAIN: STOP SAYING IM IN DENIAL that guy is straight anf NOT MY TYPE he is a disaster okay id be stupid to wanna date him his love life is a shakespearen tragedy his last relationship ended bc he cheated on his hot and nice gf with the doppelganger of his dead wife

FINAL EDIT: stop asking about the doppelganger thing it's not relevant to the story ok the point here is HOW DO I GET MY MAN BACK

final final edit: wdym does my ex know that im serious about him? i haven't said it but like he broke up with me after i asked him to move in together so clearly he knows

final edit for sure: WDYM HE DOESN'T KNOW!?!?!

[normal-horoscopes]

Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

[parallax-priest]

americans are so dumb i barely learned your stupid ac/bc now ce?? we call it Our Age and Before Our Age and never get confused

[blurds]

This blog has been telling you not to trust pelicans for over a decade and this is why

[thetygre]

[1wintersierra]

[unabating-deactivated20190408]

[parallax-priest]

turning 29 today

im alone and havent seen my cat in weeks after my bf stole her so im sad, but im holding up future is bright

ive been nonverbal on here but i love u, portable tumblr humans, thanks for living in my phone for the past 15 years

[eightiesfan]

Miami 80's style @liminaldestinations

[vangoghcore]

by cjacobphotos

[nettlepain]

[fruitpilled-peachcel]

[funstyle]

*cools ur dashboard down*

[l0stvegas]

Some time ago (I think in 2021) I had to go see a neurologist over really scary symptoms that resembled seizures. I was a nervous wreck about what I was feeling and had barely slept all week, which seemed to be apparent to the doc’s assistant when I sat down in the exam room for questioning or whatever. Dude was pretty young and soft spoken, around my age. He was laser focused doing something on one of those tablet-laptop Surface things as I spoke, presumably writing down my symptoms.

Midway through talking about my symptoms my voice audibly started shaking as I was describing them, clearly upset.

In the middle of my monologue he turns the tablet to face me, closes whatever program he has open and the wallpaper is this fucking collage of pictures of lord farquaad from shrek, lovingly decorated. Dude just sat there placidly smiling at me until I noticed and stopped dead in the middle of a sentence. We sat there in silence like this for like a solid minute before I started wheezing laughing. Before I could even say anything else or process it he picked up the tablet and wordlessly left the room, and I just sat there dumbfounded until the doctor showed up. 10/10 doctor experience tbh

I didn’t own a cell phone at the time to get a photo so this rendition from memory is all I can provide you

[lamignonette]

[kevingetem]

been having my way lately. God is good, even during your most difficult times.

[kevingetem]

quality time or a conversation w/ the right person can heal so much shit.

[jamesusilljournal]

Kevin Lucbert