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[torviin]

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[just-trynabevalid]

With all this Bert+Ernie debating, now seems like a very good time for me to point out the REAL iconic gay couple of the Muppetverse we’ve all been ignoring for YEARS

[probablyacerealkiller-blog]

Shit guys I always thought Statler and Waldorf were brothers but I just went online and no they aren’t but Waldorf is married to this muppet Astoria and guys you’ll never believe this

Astoria is Statler in a fucking dress…

I think we’ve stumbled onto a real conspiracy here folks.

[glamourweaver]

As this just came back up on my dash, I just want to remind everyone there “older gentlemen who have reserved seats at the theatre they go to every week just to be catty bitches” doesn’t have a heterosexual explanation.

[i-am-the-entertainer]

Nice, but I must remind you of this moment:

[thedragonemperess]

So the Muppets are very gay then

[zerio105]

when most people first join deviantArt at a young age they usually start off posting sonic the hedgehog recolors and anime screenshots. but then there was me, making king of the hill super forms

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

British people will be the most prudish people ever but their address is 69 Rogering Street in Dick-Upon-Bollockshire

[parkore]

feelin like those pics of michael myers eating rn

[parkore]

[thecureinorange-deactivated2021]

hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

[o-kurwa]

Reporter accidentally makes half court shot

[your-pal-crow]

[sp1c3-r4ck-synd1c4t3]

Trans people invented sex actually

[jaubaius]

This tortoise loves shower time!

The Radiated Tortoise is known for this “dancing” behavior during periods of heavy rain in its native range (dry areas of southern Madagascar).

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[wizardlyghost]

[ottermatopoeia]

[cloudblack]

Children who feel they cannot engage their parents emotionally often try to strengthen their connection by playing whatever roles they believe their parents want them to. Although this may win them some fleeting approval, it doesn’t yield genuine emotional closeness. Emotionally disconnected parents don’t suddenly develop a capacity for empathy just because a child does something to please them. 

People who lacked emotional engagement in childhood, men and women alike, often can’t believe that someone would want to have a relationship with them just because of who they are. They believe that if they want closeness, they must play a role that always puts the other person first.

— Lindsay C. Gibson, Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents: How to Heal from Distant, Rejecting, or Self-Involved Parents (2015)

[distinguishedbaloney]

[ki-adi-money]

[amy-santiagos]

[thequantumqueer]

[ms-demeanor]

"I loved her to the point of invention" is extremely fucking raw and I adore it.

[steampunk-llama]

Commission for Furvilla user fledermaus31!!

[fuzzyghost]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Electric Sea-Peach, an oversized aquatic plant that causes anyone that touches it to light up with a harmless pink glow

[k3vxz93pfd28bdw0s2]

its good to know the extremely apt name for this subculture i guess

[methotrex8]

Cringemobile

[apxlllo]

bioshock au where everything is the same but the tapes are played on these

[deco-devolution]

What should have never been 

[seccorottario-deactivated201609]

my fav Junji Ito story is the one with the /fit/ neighbor guy who lifts gravestones for the ulimate gainz+attention combo and who gets kicked out by everyone because he won’t fucking stop lifting their ancestors graves every goddamn night in his underwear

[seccorottario-deactivated201609]

[thathomestar]

do the ghosts admire his sick-ass muscles

[touga-party-deactivated20161223]

hell yea they do

[pulmonary-poultry]

Spoilers but yeah that’s literally the final twist. The night after the dude is kicked out and everyone’s like “Thank god that creep is gone,” all the ghosts come out and go “Where the fuck is our himbo?”