“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.”
To be certain Yihan has no intention of stealing anything from the Zion. However he knows from experience, wherever you find lots of money--you can also find plenty of Tong skulking around. Yihan intends to discretely dispatch any he finds while the others of Serenity’s crew are off busily swiping things that do not in fact belong to them (which obviously goes against his priestly moral code of conduct and ethics.). Still he’s appropriately fancied himself up in dress silk monastic robes and tails, with hidden blades strapped to his limbs, poisoned needles secured in his fan leaves and a pocket watch full of fast acting, flavorless--highly toxic Ricin.
So I’m back kiddies, and with a muse that is a little more approachable than the old doc was (and god hopefully more able to hit the hijinks on and off the Serenity). Anyway let’s get right into the quick and dirty changes so you guys all know what your dealing with basically (the rest will be more apparent in threads and Memes and what nots):
--First and foremost Yihan is not Noi. I would have swapped both face and muse for a fresh start, but I just love Mr. Cha-Cha booty too much (plus I would have probably had to duck as some of the munnies threw their laptops at me). With that said you will all likely have to either replot with me, or start over.
--Han is a Taifei “Monk” (your muse should not know this--NO ONE should know this). Anyway they are basically the very Zen version of like Shaolin Warrior Monks. The Serenity RP game gives them like a paragraph in the game guidebook book and I’m improvising here LOL!
--Since the Taifei are so hush-hush, Yihan pretends to be nothing more than a harmless piloting “spiritual” counselor-in-training. Translation: He’ll offer you lots of Jasmine tea and listen to you moan, whine and complain (or rage fit) in his very Zen-ish bunk, smile serenely and then give you some Spinx-level advice you’ll spend the rest of the day trying to puzzle out.
--He thinks it’s very amusing to do this. . .
--Also his “tea” cup usually has a very tasty white wine in it. Guidance is better with a cold Zinfandel.
--He’s a vegan (So no mystery meats Chefy--we see you!)
--His pet bunny is possibly inhabited by demons (tiny, quick, and will basically chew through anything).
--He spoils her (You’ve been warned). . .
--if he tells you he is going to meditate, that is kinda code for he’s gonna take an upright nap somewhere and knows people are LESS likely to bother a devout priest being one with the universe than they are a sleepy pilot who just wants to catch an extra hour of Zzzz’s.
--He is a damn good pilot though.
--With medically unflappable calm. (Thank you Chemical Regulator)
--He is technically exiled BTW (He wants revenge and “desire to kill other people” (no matter how much they might deserve it) is a BIG OLE’ nirvana no-no with his brotherhood).
--He is on Serenity cause he wants to cheerfully murder as many 14K Tong members as the universe allows unhindered (again no muse should know this, nice priests don’t have poison laced throwing daggers strapped to their thighs OK?). If he disappears planet side--he’s 9 times outta 10 likely somewhere pulling some Ninja Assassin crap on a 14K operation.
--Still more machine than man still, but WAAAAAAAY more accepting of it. (The better to murder sociopathic kid killing gang members with my dears).
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