👀 me with them 👐

1991 215 AA 6 INFP He/They ♂♐ thank you for being a friend. @naasik

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

Absolutely the facts! Thank you

[gluten-free-pussy]

I had a weird dream last night that on the new season of Keeping up with the Kardashians, Rob went down to the cellar and found one of his sisters that Kris had kept hidden for decades because the top of her head was like caved in or something. Her name was Kaleidoscope Kardashian and the whole season was centered around getting her butt and lip injections and starting her own line of expensive hats with Lebron James (I think he was a cofounder because of his own unfortunate hairline).

[saito-91]

Can I just say how much I love the turns your dreams take lol

[overpricedvodka]

20 Days of Obama, Day 12

Octavia Spencer meeting President Barack Obama is all of us.   I just saw Hidden Figures yesterday so I couldn’t not post this adorable picture of Octavia and the cast meeting the President at the private White House screening of their film last month.  This is really is the only suitable reaction for being in the same room with My President for the first time, but also:  Please notice that somewhere in the White House, Barack Obama had a portrait of himself pointing to himself in a mirror.  

[curlsandstems]

[glossharry]

[slothbless]

what people think cat ownership is: sitting in a chair by a roaring fire while a purring fur baby lounges in your lap and presents their tum for pets in a display of love and trust

what cat ownership actually is: me chasing my cat around the dining room table, waving a fork and screaming “STOP EATING TAPE”

[illinicoise]

The Bee Movie but everytime I try to fly I fall without my wings I feel so small. I guess I need you baby. And everytime I see you in my dreams I see your face it’s haunting me. I guess I need you baby.

[frontpagewoman]

[nbcoolkid-deactivated20170408]

I hope Jazmine Sullivan is having a good day.

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[drunkwatchingspongebob-deactiva]

I don’t wanna be a “jogger” cause they always the ones finding dead bodies and shit.. Excuses not to exercise tbh

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*svu transition sound*

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[jakeadaisical]

@fluorescentblu

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[black411blog]

I MISS HER SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH ,,,,THIS RIGHT HERE WAS TO FIRE ! ! !

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WHAT IS THIS

[eastafrician-deactivated2018041]

Change your mindset. Educate yourself. Stay positive. Cut shitty people off. Eat healthy. Focus on your goals. Spend some time alone. Read books. Drink more water. Take care of your skin.

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me going outside and trying to contribute to society after watching 20 conspiracy videos in a row:

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