annej

actual pile of garbage

[phlesbiandullet]

there may have been a pontoon experience

[goldenqingxin]

fuck that "fell first/fell harder" thing. they both fell flat on their faces because their shoes were untied

[alexbutrandomthoughts]

"Can't two guys be just friends?" If they stop looking at each other like that then sure

[necromancelena]

Die temu ad die

[necromancelena]

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

[chef-boy-ar-girl]

It accidentally is latin

[parkerposey]

Feel good inc is the craziest thing that can happen to a fourteen year old

[queermasculine]

so sad when a carabiner has like one key and nothing else on it you gotta feed that thing... bottle opener, mini flashlight, swiss army knife... all sorts of things you could attach to it the world is your oyster

[l0stvegas]

My tumblr experience would be greatly improved by the inclusion of those little DeviantArt journal doohickeys where you can include what you’re watching, reading, eating etc. at the time of writing the post

[graveyardmouth]

[decompose1]

phrases that would change the game if i was allowed to say them to customers:

- you should kill yourself

- i'm going to kill myself

- you should be really embarrassed about the way you're treating me right now

- do you get off to this or something

- i'm going to marry your mother so i can teach you how to behave in public

- bark like a dog. your below me moron

[ambergrandma]

Phrases that would change the game if I was allowed to say them to my boss

[scarletbirbs]

Thinking about those windows movie maker lyric videos from the late 00's/early 10's...truly that era's cornerstone of society

[scarletbirbs]

RIP this format...you were truly iconic

[wanderingandfound]

Can't forget the corrections that they would add with those overlaid boxes YouTube removed years ago.

[gengarguy27]

Shout out to the videos that would have *epic instrumental* or something during an instrumental part.

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

being anticapitalist with a strong work ethic is so fucking embarrassing like my managers don't deserve this

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

shaking my head while working overtime to clarify I disapprove of the situation

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

[amethystsoda]

[actuallytravis]

[enki2]

[blueskittlesart]

cat jpeg made me emotional so i drew it

[nonbinarythorin]

[just-start-the-tape]

tried my best

[lesbianbloodritual]

i have a runny nose so im gonna stop by the pharmacy and pick up a curved greatsword to behead myself with

[digivolvin]

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

[digivolvin]

the part where she’s like “how many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabeth” and he shyly says “once more, miss swann” and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers “elizabeth” to himself like he’s unworthy of it

[digivolvin]

then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!

[digivolvin]

he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until he’s dressed like this to do it: 

my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.

[thedevilsofficialblog]

That’s how I would dress if I was gonna confess my undying love to Kiera knightley

[tylerstesticles]

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