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FANG YILUN. 23 YR OLD, HAILING ALL THE WAY FROM JIAXING, CHINA. DRAG QUEEN, & VIRTUOSO PIANIST. WILL KICK ASS. var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5245210"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write("");

[hyvnki]

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[yilunai-blog]

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self-knowledge questionnaire.

below the surface, everyone is pretty complicated. based on your answers, you will find out that three traits are important strands in your personality.

Rationality

You like clarity and intelligent simplicity and you get frustrated at messy thinking. This can make you seem unreasonably pushy to some, but it is actually a virtue: you are motivated by a horror at pointless effort and a longing for precision and insight into how things and people work. Your ability to synthesise and bring order is essential in producing thinking which is truly helpful.

Authority

You are good at making decisions; you have a clear sense of what needs to be done and what others should be doing. Played out inside yourself, this tendency drives you to value willpower and self-control. You may be accused of bossiness. But acting on your desire to dissuade, restrain or guide is often appreciated by others – who might secretly like a clear direction, and some firmness.

Independence

You don’t set out to be different for its own sake; you are more easily guided by what interests and moves you. You are more concerned about what is right for you than about the pressure to fit in. In sex you are more aware than others of impulses which are not entirely conventional. You know the value of selective irresponsibility, of forgetting occasionally about being ‘good’.

tagged by: @thatdeej tagging: @joinsungxai @godfrye @heeyovn @luxe-lay @jdnoiz @thatchopshoppe @bbokchoi @fengpcy @adorelibra @nammix and whoever else wants to do it, you’re tagged!

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

My personality ain't for everybody

[birdbraiin-blog]

RuPaul’s Drag Race Sentence Starters

“I don’t get cute, I get drop dead gorgeous.” “She enjoys riding dirty and being a straight up mother fucking dick pig.” “Tired ass showgirl.” “I feel like a beautiful flamingo.” “It’s not really a funky chicken, it’s more like a chicken that smells funky.” “Her favorite saying was ‘you pussy mouthed motherfucker!’” “We’re all shitting our pants a little bit.” “I don’t want to scratch anybody’s eyes out. I just want to scratch my way to the top.” “How am I supposed to wear something so goddamned ugly?” “Gurl, look how fucking orange you look.” “She reminded me of my Grandma at Christmas after too much eggnog with the karaoke microphone.” “Is that wrong english?” “You’ve been throwing dust and shade.” “She’s been playing the victim and I’m pretty much over it.” “You’re a silicone maniac!” “I’m walking Tupperware, girl.” “My look tonight is ‘rich white bitch’, and my attitude tonight is so over it.” “I was gonna come out in assless chaps but they’re at the cleaners.” “When you threw that cape off it was on!” “How do you tuck your junk?” “Long story short, the season of the fish smells like trout.” “Making the world a fruitier place– one cocktail at a time.” “I am the definition of fishy glamour.” “Now on to the grand high bitch herself.” “You’re so full of shit the toilet’s jealous.” “Got a head for business and a body for sin.” “It smells like a Kardashian sex tape.” “Have I been italian this whole time?” “That’s your orgasm? –Have you ever had one?” “I’m serving up mariachi realness.” “Hell yeah I like more ass!” “You gotta sissy that walk.” “I think I killed Judy Garland.” “Everybody loves puppets!” “By God there had better not be any bullshit!” “Boy from the crotch down she’s a star.” “If I’m guilty of anything…it’s of being fierce.” “Ya’ll need to go and fuck, ya know what I’m saying?” “I don’t even know what a Rolodex is!” “It’s nine inches and fully functional.” “I’m a fucking libra.” “It was nothing to gag over.” “Check out the size of that sack.” “I looked like a lesbian Jonas Brother.” “He wants some chicken leg.” “This is all just hot glue and desperation.” “That’s because you want to fuck her.” “Don’t wear bacon.” “The world’s most glamorous trash queen.” “Milk? I’m heavy cream.” “I got bills to pay. I have dogs to put through college!” “So somewhere between Star Wars and Buckingham Palace?” “I call it my little rolodex of hate.” “This is the motherfucking Olympics, girl.” “Have you ever partied like a drag queen?” “My puss is very large and in charge.”

[whenyavoguingfem]

amazon belinda drags performance @ latex ball 2016

[yilunai-blog]

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color quiz

Take this quiz and find out! It’ll have you check off all traits that you think apply to your muse, then calculate a color.

you are dark red violet ✧ #600B40

Your dominant hues are red and magenta. You love doing your own thing and going on your own adventures, but there are close friends you know you just can't leave behind. You can influence others on days when you're patient, but most times you just want to go out, have fun, and do your own thing. Your saturation level is high - you get into life and have a strong personality. Everyone you meet will either love you or hate you - either way, your goal is to get them to change the world with you. You are very hard working and don't have much patience for people without your initiative. Your outlook on life is slightly darker than most people's. You try to see things for what they are and face situations honestly. You'd rather get to the point than look for what's good.

Tagged by: @heomogoblin Tagging: @joinsungxai @godfrye @kimxalex @oscarvnotwild @imxjinahx

and anyone else that wants to do it! just @ me in your tagged by.

[digitalw0rld]

rose gold moodboard

[joinsungxai-blog]

I used to have a fancy job but I just own an apartment building now /he chuckled a little/ I was forced to be intelligent I would much rather I was artistic. I think if I hadn’t studied so much I would have lived more /he rubbed his legs/ I am board game king /he spoke some really awkward mandarin giving  a lame ass old man thumbs up/ Sorry my mandarin is rusty. 

[yilunai-blog]

“:♡.•♬✧⁽⁽ Oh, you own an apartment building. That's really fancy, you know. You're business minded, so that's super impressive. It's never too late to bloom in the arts, you should attend a class with me. I'm always headed to some sort of class; from weaving baskets to painting with watercolors, there's a lot to explore. I usually go alone, anyway. Having company would be nice. //Insung's spoken Mandarin took Yilun by surprise. their mother tongue was something they rarely used outside of a couple of other people, so hearing the older male form a sentence caused the drag queen to smile.; Your language skills are better than mine. I still have days where I struggle with Korean.

[thatdeej-blog]

"HEY, YOU LITTLE DICKCHEESE. I know you're basically livin' with my ass and whatnot, but WHY on EARTH did you have like TWENTY MILLION SPORTS MAGAZINES delivered. Oh my god, you're not gonna read all of these. I hate you."

( @yilunai )

         “noona, can you imagine dicks made out of CHEESE? that’s what i’m imagining right now. a dick made out of cheese, that smell, all those holes… what would even come out of — oh yeah by the way, i subscribed to sports magazines with your card!” having completely forgotten to share the minor detail, not that he was planning on doing so, he shrugs. “just stack ‘em up in the bathroom. i’ll get to each and every one eventually.”

[body5000-deactivated20180929]

maybe I have a soul but maybe I just have a brain that knows it’s a brain or maybe I just have a queasy stomach. sometimes in moments of clarity I see myself playing sidekick or extra #12 in other people’s lives, and it makes me kinda bummed but hey glad to have the opportunity to advance some storylines even a little bit

satin, a single rose, tie up, buckle, beige, hoop earrings, bird of paradise, thin straps, linear, wide leg pants, deconstructed denim, sleepwear during day time, string, velcro, bouquet, wrinkled linen, asymmetry, the shape of a Y, opal, fraying, transparent, figs, 

[joinsungxai-blog]

Ice cream would be so good right now, I have been sweating all day and I think we should maybe do something a little less … you know upbeat. I know a good board game cafe, I’ve been doing finances all day I really think I need to give my brain a break /he smiles and wheels his way closer/ So Yilun are you Chinese?

[yilunai-blog]

“:♡.•♬✧⁽⁽ I was thinking we could go to the board game place, but I wasn't sure if you liked board games. Ice cream, then we go play. Watch out, though... I don't mean to brag, but I'm really good at games. Think you can keep up? //Yilun becomes bashful at the question. their bad accent is probably a clear indicator that they aren’t a native to South Korea. even after living there for years, they still have quite the twang to their speech.; I am Chinese. I kinda ran away from home in my teens to pursue an idol career. Lived here, returned home for a bit, came back. Got burned by my scam of a company, and I've been here ever since. You said you handle finances? I knew you had a fancy job! You seem like a very, very intelligent guy.

[lawfulswampy]

stop rich shaming you filthy poor people i never asked to be rich!!! jeeves, bring me my box of diamond-encrusted stress balls and a gold framed copy of my fully paid college expenses. i do believe i am feeling quite faint from these atrocious comments.

[yilunai-blog]

( `upon arrival, danny follows a few paces behind yilun in silence, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol. and yes danny has bought 10 cans for this very purpose. )

“:♡.•♬✧⁽⁽ What in the hell are you doing. //Yilun turns to Danny, stopping all movement after that one motion.; What in the hell are you doing? Stop sprayin' that shit all over my house, you're gonna have this place smelling like an artificial lemon that's been rolled around in a chemical broth. Yuck! I hate the smell of Lysol! If you're gonna bomb my house with sprays, can you make sure it's a natural disinfectant? You're sullying the integrity of my house by spraying this garbage.

[yilunai-blog]

[ sᴍs sᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏ: ᴍᴀᴍᴀ ᴄᴜᴛɪᴇ ᴘɪᴇ 🐢 ] dear yilun ive come to the conclusion that from now on till the end of time i will annoy you excessively meaning i have googled how to annoy people and i will do everything on the list like now notice something weird yes on that list it said to avoid the use of punctuation its early in the morning but thats okay today i will text you with jumbles of run on sentences until i fall asleep which is never see you soon ill drop by for my bagel thanks

   * ✧ [ txt: a dumb potato ✨ ]↪ oh daniel ahahahaha lmfao [ that means leave my fine ass olone, by the way ]↪ you really like to test me, don’t you??? you think you slick, huh. two can play at that game, you’re not the only person with a cell phone. I ALSO HAVE A CELLULAR DEVICE AND I CAN USE IT FOR EVIL PURPOSES.↪ wat if ay strted typinq lyk a certain prson dat we kno??? lyk dis??? u kno who im talkn bout. his typnq style iz supr annoyingg.↪ i hope your stupid brain explodes. 

[pairedaeza]

August essentials: flowers tucked behind your ears, silken languages, iced lemonade, reading Ondaatje in the afternoons, gleaming palm fronds, dancing in your kitchen without music

[yilunai-blog]

"that is such a beautiful necklace, I've never really seen one like it before-"

･* @nammix the groove is your salvation!

“:♡.•♬✧⁽⁽ It was an old piece of jewelry that they had picked up from a street vendor a few months ago; just a faux gold chain with a round piece of rose quartz dangling. The most outstanding detail was a piece of golden wire wrapped around the orb, creating a unique touch to an otherwise simply pretty accessory. “Oh-- this old thing? Thank you! Uh, a lady sold it to me for a few bucks. You'll see her around the city, sometimes. She's a little old, always carrying a little cardboard box filled with whatever she's made for the week. Your nails look really cute, by the way.“ The drag performer gave her hands a closer look, taking note of the sheer, pink polish. "Very cute! Namjoo, right? You know, I used to be in your company. Too bad we never got to really speak."