You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When...

"You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When...", often abbreviated to YKYWTMSMW, is an expression of Sailor Moon love and community through observations of how the series affects us; it was coined in 1995 and updated for Tumblr in 2015. Submit your own YKYWTMSMW!

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#298 You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When…

… Whenever you yell or cry, your mouth takes up half your face. 

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#330 You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When…

... No magnifying glass in your house is safe from your never-ending search for the perfect Crescent Moon Wand. 

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#329 You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When…

... You think all you need to survive is to eat, sleep, and watch Sailor Moon. Then you think maybe eating and sleeping aren't that important. 

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#328 You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When…

... You tape a banana to a stick and run around yelling "Moon Healing Activation!" 

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#327 You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When…

... You've arranged your sleep patterns around the show. 

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#326 You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When…

... You play a whole episode in slow motion to check for any bits you couldn't see at normal speed. 

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#325 You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When…

... You always check claw machine games for Sailor Moon plush dolls.

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#324 You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When…

... You become so fascinated with the moon people start to think you're a werewolf. 

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#323 You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When…

... Every bookmark in your web browser is a Sailor Moon link. 

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#322 You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When…

... You got mad when Sailor Mercury decided to stay, because you'd already made one-way flight reservations to Germany.

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#321 You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When…

... When the doctor listens to your heartbeat he discovers it beats in rhythm to the Sailor Moon theme song. 

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#320 You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When…

... The famous jumping bus scene from Speed reminds you of the episode where Sailor Moon rides a bus into an alternate dimension.

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#319 You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When…

... You keep a diary... not about your own life, but Sailor Moon's. 

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#318 You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When…

... You see a black cat staring at you and whisper, "Luna? Is that you?" 

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#317 You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When…

... You paint Sailor Moon murals on your bedroom walls. 

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#316 You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When…

... You're the only one in your school who wants to wear school uniforms. 

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#315 You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When…

... You actually admit to that sales clerk the Sailor Moon dolls are for yourself, not a little sister or niece.