#kinda me

[recoveringfemale]

cuntgirl robot made to be a sperm bank. shes just made to masturbate with and store cum but for some reason they programmed her to have thoughts and feelings too. but please. don't worry about any of that. she sees that as more of a bonus feature too n_n

[melty-heart]

hey

[churlishopossum]

Yes, I am alive, but you’d all currently much rather see Shrimp’s visage believe me 🖤

[kickdrumheart68]

[flowerprintundies]

🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍

[lady-tortilla-chip]

Tony: I don’t understand people who can laugh at a child’s expense.

Harley: *trips and falls on his face*

Tony: *dies laughing*

[athenadcvell]

Bucky, leaving the gym and seeing a car that looks like Sam's drive away: Ha, wouldn't it be funny if it was him and he forgot I was with him?

[Later]

Bucky [to Steve]: Well, it was him, and it wasn't funny.

Sam: Yeah, I didn't forget.