I’m An Astronaut, Youre The Moon

My name is Yvaine! 21, Filipino/American. Pfp by Cecilia Reeve on IG.

[night-the-starfish]

He bites <3, mixed media.

[hustlerose]

dj multiple orgasms wants to keep the vibe going

[machineheart66]

ur Straight friends will look at U like you murdered their entire family If u dare to suggest that they break up with their racist Jobless porn addict boyfriend

[vrtualdreamgirl]

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[menloathe]

when the song tackles you to the ground and starts beating the ever loving shit out of you

[catboybiologist]

Tapping the sign.

[olibheare]

Croquis 500 object design challenges

[lemontongues]

shoutout to slow growers, late bloomers, people whose plans got derailed by circumstances beyond their control or their own choices, people who never had a plan to begin with, people who have had to start over when theyre too old to feel like theyre supposed to be where they are, people who cant pretend theyre built for the environment theyre in, and everyone who's not living the life they thought they would. im proud of you for making it this far and i hope you keep going until youre happy ♡

[aflo]

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

[constructreese]

By far the funniest thing in the entire manga to date

[gayhockeyshow]

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[smokin-salmon]

Family Sitcoms if They were Good

[saladgl0ve]

this is how this website sounds sometimes

[babylon-butterfly]

[holy-punks]

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”