Solemny Lemony

20s she/it your local weirdo faggot

[hustlerose]

giant salamanders could be even larger

[hustlerose]

let me be clear. this is not big enough. we need to go bigger

[zyzscribbles]

Important question

[awkwardbirdsdreaming]

Okay but I think these two are onto something

[verbrannt74]

Test subject

(no bird was harmed)

[yamatoeingtheline]

*white knuckling my weapon* i stay silly! *disfigures my opponent's face* i am brave and kind! *breaks someone's ribcage on the backswing* yay! *shatters a warrior's windpipe with the blunt of my weapon before doing the same to his skull* there is so much innate beauty in the world and things to live for!

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[princessdraconic]

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

[princessdraconic]

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

[princessdraconic]

you were really cute as a newt. . .

[storyweavingspider]

You have the option to redo your life from any point but with full memory* and no trauma effects from it. What age do you choose?

0-3 years old

3-7 years old

8-13 years old

13-18 years old

18-21 years old

21-25 years old

25+ years old

I wouldn’t, set me free

Voting ended onJun 7

*As of the moment you first read this poll. Unless you already have specific winning lottery numbers memorized you aren’t going back with that knowledge. You can remember the majority of the information from your prior life, but it won’t cause traumatic/PTSD effects - it’ll feel like you’re remembering someone else’s story in great detail. Unless you do something to change it specifically, all world events will remain the same including major economic events, wars/famine/pandemics, etc.

Anything can be changed if you can figure out a way to start the change yourself, however.

[haunted-skitty-doll]

Sorry to post shit I found on reddit but this video has been on my mind for like 3 weeks now

[gondorrevealparty]

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here

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[filmphotofranz]

[divenlydecayed-deactivated20260]

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

[crowdokobolds]

Reblogging this while biting someone and shaking my head the whole time to rend flesh

[tam--lin]

Everyone needs three hobbies: one to give you carpel tunnel, one to leave you sore and bruised, and one for your distant relatives to insist you monetize

[bees-with-swords]

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

[hearnoweevil]

Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.

I hope you like it :]

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[baddadjokez]

We have two unwritten rules here:

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[inkywellington]

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

594.56

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[official-cephaloposts]

official cephalopod post

[puppygirllaika]

growing up with chickens is fascinating because what do you mean people can't distinguish between birds? that one is literally the feisty one? and that one is the one who likes hopping sideways before eating? and those two are best friends who like to play-fight all the time??? and that's the one who is autistic about bicycles and stares at them whenever they go by??? go sit down and watch your neighborhood crows. I guarantee you if you have crows they are the same ones. They stick to the same areas. Observe them for a while and it will very quickly become obvious how unique they all are. my block has two. the next block north has three. they will play games with you if you are patient with them. they will also laugh at you. yesterday i was making a "beep" noise every time one of them crowed. they caught onto this, crowing in different patterns to make me repeat them. then two of then got real close together and crowed in unison. i squinted at them, unsure of what to do. they both started cawing over and over again in unison, i started beeping along with them. they cawed louder. then they flew off, landed on a wire, and started cawing to each other. they seemed to find it very funny. i know exactly which two of them did it and when i saw them again today i beeped at them and they cawed back. they are fun neighbors to hang out with.