the demon buttercup

• lauren • 26 • sf bay area • fat babe • 💀👽🚬👻🔮☠ • degenerate beauty queen • • vulgar little creep • • madly in love with this cutie • • snapchat-unicornbl000d • • instagram-yo.morticia • • my face • my love • wishlist •

[3vz]

Me, you & a lit 90s playlist

[yo-morticia]

@itsnotfun

[xxerlflynn]

Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

[jillyaintfromphilly]

she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards

[inspect-hergadget]

The fact that we know about her is marvelous.

the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III  tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues .

she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit

her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave  in early twentieth century

sad part is in Egyptian belief is  if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death 

[trustno---1]

My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary

[mothensidhe-deactivated20151028]

She wore a fake beard, you guys. She was the fucking boss.

[ruthlessdilettante]

If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?

[awenyddogamulosx-blog]

I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros. 

The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?” 

[airdramon]

Then she punches Tuthmosis III straight in the dick.

[aydenisabadkid]

Reblog so Hatshepsut can dick punch tuthmosis in the afterlife.

[nepofledgling]

every true crime video about serial killers is like… “obviously he was an attractive man” (shows a picture of the ugliest person I’ve ever seen in my life)

[c-bassmeow]

[tinafey]

this is my favorite video of 2019. sound on. credit

[yo-morticia]

We had a wonderful day in the city today!!

[epicene-street-light-deactivate]

ok but can you imagine a worse, more terrifying fate than medusa’s one? just imagine. first of all you’re raped in your goddess’ temple. which, apart from the obvious trauma, means you can’t keep doing what you devoted your entire life to. your goddess gifts you with the ability to turn those you look at into stone and your hair into snakes so that you can defend yourself and be a threat rather than a victim to men. and then?????? a fucking MAN decides hes gonna hunt you down and slaughter you for…. sport like just because he can?????? and not only does he kill you but he keeps your head as a weapon???????? effectively using you and your body for his own purpose exactly like your rapist??????????????? like??? and this man is considered a hero while you’ll be remembered as a monstruous, dangerous entity???????????????????? medusa deserved better smh

[epicene-street-light-deactivate]

wow the medusa avenging squad rly is there!!! make some noise ladies

[ancientskyemotherofclouds]

[uncle-dre2-deactivated20210813]

[yo-morticia]

@itsnotfun

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

[lured-deactivated20170602]

what does Quil do

[softbutxh-deactivated20170428]

All the time all the time

[armpitkink]

me: i’m stressed

someone: don’t be stressed

me: 

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

OK BUT serious talk theres nothing wrong with a guy having boobs or a girl being flat chested they are both stunning af. 

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Yes this post 100% includes trans people and TERFS can fuck off

[curseworm]

im starting a gang and we’re gonna go out and destroy every golf course. rip up all the grass and replace it with native plants and fruit trees and shit. we move at midnight be there or be a casualty of the revolution

[mudwerks]

(via 🔥 Young condor 🔥)

[playnicepussycat]

He eat

[pon-raul]

what sort of fucking demon is that

[thepleasuregoblin]

Just a little boy.

[meteonisdrytron]

Me

[bunjywunjy]

if you’re curious, adult condors are some of the largest birds on the planet with wingspans reaching over ten feet!

some birds eventually forgot that they were dinosaurs, but the Condor Did Not.

[yo-morticia]

Hi I love Condors now.

[skarchomp]

me when i see a dog: pubby!

me when i see a service dog: MISTER pubby…

[seashellronan]

people i make myself look good for:

myself

gay women

my friends so they go “damn bitch u look fucking good” whenever i enter the room

[jaythenerdkid-official]

drunk girls in bathrooms

[qtipping]

freddie mercury who’s watching over us

[clint-ftm-barton]

Carrie Fisher who is standing next to him

[etct-deactivated20240208]

[moveduwuwuwuwu-deactivated20190]

thor: :DDDDDDD!!!!!!!!  banner im so happy to see you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dont wanna hurt u!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💕💝💞💘💓💝💞💝💗💘💘💘💖💝💞💗💞💞💗💖💖💝💘💖💕💞💖💕💝💞💘💖💗!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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