rip

idk what this is anymore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (

[chocmartini-deactivated20210419]

oh so now everyone’s yearning? now everyone wants to pine and ache? fucking copycats. naruto did it first

[teamwang]

*nervously calls crush bro*

[rightbackheretohauntyou]

I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references

[rightbackheretohauntyou]

“I’ll take vines for $200 alex”

“hurricane Katrina… more like ____”

“What is hurricane tortilla?”

[sniffling]

“vines for $600″

“back at it again at ______”

“what is krispy kreme”

[kermitismyfriend]

“vines for 300”

“this young man has remained illiterate his whole life”

“who is jared”

[meloetta]

*post hits 1k notes* nice

*post hits 10k notes* oh no

[meloetta]

nice

[meloetta]

oh no

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[croutoncat]

reblog if you’ve always believed that it was butter

[imsoshive]

Evil Khaled

You stupid You very stupid We the worst You a dumbass You untrustworthy I don’t fuck with you

[campbellchunky-deactivated20160]

this hurt to read in his voice

[whitepeopletwitter]

[misspiggy]

[drearyhours]

scene before movie climax:

protagonist: So who’s with me?

*5 seconds of silence*

the stoic one: *looks up* im in

4 people one after the other: me to

*after everyone else has joined we see The Edgy One standing in the back*

*2 more seconds of silence*

The Edgy One: *chortles* we’re all gonna die… what the hell, im in

[lightsintheskye]

My favorite movie.

[hol-ohcene]

[i-am-a-fish]

everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff

[damaramegido]

hey op real quick what the Actual fuck

[transselkie]

Hey op you do realize that by actually biting a chunk of fucking soap you are in fact the one losing

[tamagobert]

y'all are just jealous that op is brave enough to monch on the forbidden chocolate…

[i-am-a-fish]

I’m living

[dragon-hated-art]

What does the forbidden chocolate taste like

[i-am-a-fish]

soap

[strangehorse]

[ID: unfortunately, it’s two photographs of hotel soap with bites taken out of them.]

[im-god-now-fight-me-deactivated]

all this time…. i’ve been on tumblr for years…. i’ve seen this post on my dash, even in screenshots…. but never before have i realized that op is i-am-a-fish.

[thebootydiaries]

[anakinkshamer]

“The barbie franchise enforces gender stereotypes”

Ken is literally a trophy husband to a successful rich beautiful business woman but okay go off I guess

[anakinkshamer]

makin this come back around again bc happy birthday barbie u intelligent gorgeous woman

[spookyfbi]

I saw a documentary on barbie once and it said that in the 50s or 60s when barbie was first made the parents were concerned because she was teaching their daughters that they could have careers instead of just being wives and mothers because she was the first doll that wasn’t a baby doll

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[shitpostgenerator]

too many people

[joshpeck]

shitpostgenerator is going to kill us all