Enthusiast

I'm whatever you want to call me. May it be he, she, it, or perfect. Because lets be honest I fit into all of those categories 😉

[yoitshavi]

Me when I was … Not happy.

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[respectfulmemes]

[ifunnny]

[pr1nceshawn]

Fruit Dragons by Alexandra Khitrova.

[miladyaelin]

never not reblog the fruit dragons

[fassyy-blog]

[c3po]

remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of ur life

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

[imhangingwhataboutyou]

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

[pajamazam]

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

this dick

[mitochondrionion]

It’s not even 4 words???

[yoitshavi]

stuffed animal: *has fur covering its eyes*

me: *gently fixes it*

me: you can See

[thebootydiaries]

me: call 911 i’m in pain i just got stabbed

white girl with 3 chokers and a 21 pilots temporary tattoo: pain? ha, as if you know what that is. real pain is love becau

[faeneko-blog]

[astrosoeur]

the signs and their downsides

Aries: is both the protagonist & antagonist of their own life Taurus: constantly torn between what they want and what they need Gemini: doesn’t know how to function without stimulation Cancer: they make “homes” out of people, and relies on others rather than themselves for a sense of security. Leo: sees everyone as a threat or competition Virgo has an all-consuming fear of insignificance and lacking in all forms (major preoccupation with proving their worth) Libra: frequently loses their sense of self (by tending to define themselves by their friends & the people they surround themselves with) Scorpio: extreme distrust in not only others but also in themselves, seeing their emotions & obsessions as treacherous Sagittarius: has bouts of overwhelming loneliness and emptiness (and will do anything to fill the void) Capricorn: can’t handle failure, it feels like the end of the world to them Aquarius: has an existential crisis every other week Pisces: constantly waiting for something to happen, having absurdly high hopes & therefore getting them crushed over and over again.

[infinittywar]

daddy kink

me: oh my god i’m so close

them: hi so close, i’m dad

[skygenders]

get this trash off my dash

[darkcloudsandsilkyways]

Adorable man…

[waitinghopingliving]

Is that a fucking panther

[weavemama]

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[skillzyo]

I’m going to establish myself as a writer who never writes straight relationships. Then, one fateful day, I’m going to introduce a straight couple. I will make them the healthiest straight relationship ever without ever saying they are a couple. I’ll keep it subtext most of the time. Still, they will be as well developed as my plethora of gay-ass characters. Then, just after subtext becomes maintext and they’ve finally admitted their feelings for one another and given in to those feelings

I’m going to kill one of them off for drama

[skillzyo]

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