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to anyone following the saga, Bitch Fredericks has gotten into another scrape. it looks like he bought 800 dollars worth of peanut butter puffins, (that's 91 pounds of peanut butter puffins breakfast cereal) because his finger slipped while the cursor was hovering over the checkout on wal mart . com. he never intended to buy them but he loved to dream and to stroke the button with the mouse cursor, to swim in the potential energy of such a purchase. 133 boxes of peanut butter puffins were shipped to his efficiency apartment in ontario. that's 22 6 pack wholesale boxes of peanut butter puffins. that might not seem like a lot to you, but he did not have that much storage space in his 15 square meter micro unit. boxes were stacked and strewn about taking all of the space in the microwave corner. his three roommates could not Taste the Love. they had to wade through this ocean of cereal every morning for months. nobody in the apartment could eat the peanut butter puffins because all of them, including Fredericks, had a nut allergy.