This ain’t a race but YM still takes 1st place

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[leadertaetaeyong]

Fan: Who’s cuter?: Mark or Jisung?

Chenle: I actually think Mark is cuter than Jisung

Jisung:

[yoonminbootycall]

I’m sorry but this is funny

[suga-is-spicy-deactivated202006]

Possessive Yuta™️

[yoonminbootycall]

This is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[yoonminbootycall]

Jimin : how much do you love me?

Yoongi : well, look at the stars and count them. That’s how much I love you

Jimin : but it’s morning?

Yoongi : exactly.

[yoonminbootycall]

Jin : what’s the difference between snowman and snow-woman?

Yoongi : i’m not in the mood for this-

Jimin : and what is the answer?

Jin : ... Snowballs

Yoongi :

[jimiyoong]

💪

[yoonminbootycall]

oh fuck-

[yoonminbootycall]

jimin : hey, wanna eat what my mom made?

yoongi : what?

jimin, smiling sheepishly : me

[weellieboo]

yoongi to hoseok: you know, i’ve never signed up for this [points behind himself]

jimin: [aggressively dances in the background with taehyung]

yoongi: [sighs] and i still don’t fucking know who did this for me but here i am

or

jimin to taehyung: you know, i’ve never really wanted to sign up for this

yoongi: [smiles genuinely]

jimin: [tears up immediately] b-but i did

[yoonminbootycall]

jimin : 😙🤪

yoongi: you’re disgusting-

jimin :😟😔

yoongi, panicking :-disgustingly cute that’s what I was about to say

[yoonminbootycall]

jimin : i’m going to labor

yoongi : when

jimin : now

yoongi : [sets plate of nachos down] Jesus christ jimin i just made these

[yoonminbootycall]

namjoon : shit we lost yoongi

jimin : *is worry*

tae : don’t worry i got this

tae : *cups his mouth with both hands* JIMIN CAN’T SING

jimin :

tae :

namjoon :

yoongi : saY iT AgaIn yOU MOtHEr FUckER-

tae : there he is

[yoonminbootycall]

Jimin : look me in the eye and say what you’re gonna say

Yoongi, looks him in the eye : you’re short, small, and tiny

Jimin :

Jimin, whining : JIN HYUNG!! YOONGI HYUNG IS BEING RUDE TO ME AGAIN!

[weellieboo]

yoongi: i’m burning hot

jimin: [looks him up and down] not gonna lie, yeah

jimin: but i don’t like guys with too high self-esteem

yoongi:

yoongi: i have a fever, jimin

[yoonminbootycall]

no one :

literally no one :

not even a single soul :

yoongi : Jiminie’s voice is definitely my type

[yoonminbootycall]

Jimin : I like guys who is talented. Has cute smile. Handsome. Has the same height as me or maybe a little bit taller than me an-

Taehyung : Ok so you like Yoongi hyung. Ok. I got it.

[yoonminbootycall]

Jimin : there’s one thing to do, three words, for you-

Yoongi : you’re gonna say something cheesy, aren’t you? You’re going to say I lo-

Jimin : please f**k me :(

[yoonminbootycall]

Taehyung, accidentally punched Yoongi : S-sorry hy-

Yoongi : I'm going to kill you

-

Jimin, accidentally punched Yoongi : Oh my g-

Yoongi : It's okay, does your fist hurt? That's not how you punch people, jiminie. you're going to break your fingers if you do that! here let hyung teach you how-

[parkjmzl]

#6yearswithBTS // dear bangtan, thank you…for everything 💜