Incredibly Gifted Faker

"I'm a soldier who didn't know how nasty the battle was going to be, and now, I've got a purple heart and I’m back." Robert Downey Jr. is stupid and I hate Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan.

[capitansrogers-deactivated20161]

[yoroberto]

Guys.... I need help. I'm going to a wedding where my ex is going as well. Should I bring someone? Or just suck it up and go alone? Keep in mind I don't really know that many people there. Thank you!!

[robertdowney]

Which Marvel Universe characters would you pick for your Dream Avengers Super-Team? (x)

[yoroberto]

Chris Evans and Aaron Taylor-Johnson Comic Con 2015

[chrisevanssource]

[assguard]

why cant we just have slice of life superhero movies?? like dont get me wrong I love the action but … i want to see Steve go grocery shopping

[flyingkight]

I like to imagine Steve patiently untangling his earbud cords before his run

[c-rooks]

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

[keeleyjonesss]

[beyonceblockedme2]

Things I Want to See in Cap3

sam takes steve to ikea for the first time

sam and steve get lost??

sam is 100% sure that they’ve passed that sofa before but steve tries to convince him they arent lost

after passing the kitchen section AGAIn steve actually admits that theyre lost

they try and follow the arrows but somehow they still cant find their way out????

they have to call nat to help save them

[scarletwitch-moved]

[yoroberto]

Already tried the mind-control thing. Not a fan. 

[buckys]

“I clearly haven’t made a good enough impression on people. My go-to line when it’s the résumé game is that I’m either Chris Evans or Ryan Reynolds.”

[luvindowney]

[keepcalmandcallnico]

[bobbimorses]

[malsaud]

[seguin2011-deactivated20160217]

Cap’s best looks

[groznyjgrad]

MARVEL CHARACTER ALIGNMENTS steve rogers | neutral good

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