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James: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism. Regulus: And you came to me?

*The Marauders are playing Among Us*

Remus: I believe Sirius is innocent, I was with him the whole time. Peter, what were you doing?

Peter: Oh I was just murdering... I mean, nothing!

Sirius: Here is my wall of inspirational people.

Peter: Is that a picture of you?

Sirius: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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Regulus: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.

James: Forty five seconds?!?

Regulus: No! I said four TO five seconds.

James, hugging Regulus: Too late.

Bellatrix: Why am I the bad guy?

Narcissa: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

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Barty: Am I right, Reg? Regulus: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.

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James: We’re having a moment, aren’t we?

Regulus: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

Sirius: This food is too hot... I can't eat it.

Remus: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

James: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Regulus: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

Regulus: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.

Sirius: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

Evan: Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!

Pandora: But I'm a vegan.

Evan: Wakey wakey vegetables and sadness.

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James: I desire moisture.

Remus: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.

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James: Hold the fuck up. Regulus: Excuse me? James: I said hold the fuck up. Regulus: ... James: I'm the fuck up, hold me.

Dorcas: Marls, I have a great idea. Marlene: Let's hear it. Dorcas: We trick Mary and Lily into going on a date together. Marlene: YES! Marlene: And hey, if that doesn't work out, maybe you and me could go out, get some drinks- Dorcas, hitting Marlene with a book: THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU.

Barty: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve. Pandora: I think you mean tricks. Evan: He did not. Barty, pulling out knives: I did not.

James: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch.

Regulus: What changed your mind?

James: Oh, I still think you’re a bitch, I’ve just grown to like that about you.

Sirius: Anything else?

Remus: Yeah. Stay away from me!

Sirius: Alright. See you in the room we share.

Evan: There's no way he likes me back.

Regulus: Barty would throw himself in front of a moving train for you.

Evan: Barty would throw himself in front of a moving train for fun.

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