a simple bean

Hi, you can call me Duck! a collection of my random ramblings, cos I think I’m funny sometimes (profile pic from insta user @sagravi’s picrew)

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I love my spouse so freaking much. This exchange happened this afternoon:

Him: I love you four whole jelly beans

Me: that’s not very many jelly beans :C

Him: they’re really big jelly beans tho

KDHDHSHSKDJJ I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE’S SO CUTE

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Sometimes I am funny but most of the time it’s No Thoughts, Head Empty™️

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Y’all ever try to fall asleep but you can’t cos your feet are, like, so awake

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Or, the sequel: you literally just woke up, your brain hasn’t even turned on enough to say coherent words, and yet

the brain-radio is on

playing some random song at full fuckening volume

and all you can do is lay there like a useless worm until the rest of your brain catches up enough to have real thoughts instead of the same five-second clip of music on repeat ad infinitum

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Y’all ever try to fall asleep but you can’t cos your feet are, like, so awake

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myself and my group of companions,

skulking down dark hallways at two hours past midnight,

on the hunt for Ḽ̷̡̨͈̞̤̤̳̭̥͎͉͉̮̀̓͑̈́́̏͜ͅE̵̛͎̳͖̥͈̲̪̫̦̙͌̌̏͑̓͆̒̀̏́̏̃̀̂̈G̷̯̦̩̘̞̙̩͉̰̒̈́̒̃̅̓̀͗͝Ų̵̠̘̘̻̗̹͋͋̅̈́͂̈́͋̇͆͘̕͝M̸͙͛̇͗͒̅Ȩ̵̧̜̟̜̦̙̰̉́̏̏̎̓̆͗̐̃͗̾̏͑̎̇ͅS̷̛̫̜̰̐̓̑̽͗̃̔́̽̓͂̾̑̚