#spouse

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Back To You

D9/Navamsa Spouse Chart Observations

~ I know I'd go back to you ~

Mercury in the 8th house, this is an intense placement. It can indicate a strong communication between the native and the spouse, communication gets more sensual, almost hypnotic, they'll know what you think about. Sharing the same mindset

Venus in Cancer/Pisces/Scorpio, the spouse love language can be physical, they'll get physical, very connected, very loving, nurturing relationship, the relationship will feel heavy but emotional at times too

Sun in the 3H/11H can indicate your spouse might talk to their friends a lot about you, their friends might be interested in knowing you too, you can become a good pair

Sun in the 4H is a good placement to have if you are into people who want to have a family, because..your spouse might come from a big family, it is not sure if they want kids of their own because sometimes adoption can be brought up with them

Saturn in the 12H, this placement can be isolating for the couple as a whole, they might be busy with work, the native usually is very lonely before meeting the spouse.The spouse has a soft energy but often acts tough to not show their weakness, the spouse might also be foregin here or working in a foreign country

(Go back to you, go back to you) (Go back to you, go back to you)

Sun in Pisces, they might be known for being a peaceful person, calm, spiritual, understanding, maybe even jealous at times but they'll do it out of love

Sun in Libra, spouse might be flirty, social, charismatic..may love to impress you with little gifts to show their love for you, you can have a good spot in their little world

Sun in Sagittarius, oh I love this energy. Spouse is carefree, good at sports, health, very 'ride or die' vibes from them, wanting to see the whole world with them (Very BACK TO YOU VIBES)

Venus in Sagittarius can indicate your spouse loves freedom, loves to hangout, loves to go out for trips, they cannot stay in one place all their life so you might move a lot as a couple, of course..the spouse can be foreign from a different background than you

Venus in Leo can indicate your spouse is very gentle, caring, might love cooking or taking you out in different places to eat, they may love wearing jewellery, have beautiful hands and voice. Might spoil you

If your 7th house lord is retrograde in the D9 chart you often experience 'Back to you' energy in your love life, meaning no matter what happens. You'll always get back to each-other. Is a strong placement (actually)

If rahu/north node is in the 7th hosue in the D9 it suggests a spouse who is unconventional, a spouse who feels like a temptation, a desire, a forbidden fruit. Someone who just feels you 100%

(Go back to you, go back to you) (Go back to you, go back to you)

If rahu/north node is in the 10th house in D9 this can indicate the relationship with them can feel more public, the spouse can be busy or very focused on their work

If you have Saturn aspecting the 7th house lord you often attract partners who test your patience because you avoided emotional maturity in past connections

The D1 chart shows the spouse you want, while the D9 shows the spouse you'll actually get, that's why is important to look for repeating planets, it means the spouse doesn't change (in the sense of what you desire for them)

Moon in Aries can indicate a spouse with an intense ambition, passion, they believe that everything can be possible and will have an intense drive for life, the spouse is overly dominant

Mars in the 5H/7H can attract athletic partners, spouse with a good body figure, even muscles, abs, biceps all that. Spouse is blessed with a beautiful body figure

Mars in the 3H, what I think with this placement is that someone in the relationship either the native or the spouse (more on the native side) can have a dark humour, can get angry or heated fast in conversation and may hurt each other while arguing (a coping mechanism for them to shut down after)

Mercury in the 1st/5th/10th they might look younger than their actual age, a spouse who ages beautifully, can be hard to guess their age at the first sight, charming, flirty, wants to be impressed

The 2H in your D9 chart can show things about their voice and vocabulary!!

Mercury here can indicate bubbly voice and using a lot of slangs coming with different expressions

Saturn might talk a bit slower but usually ends up saying very wise things at the end like 'I told you' 'You have to trust me'

Moon here can indicate a more soft voice, soft spoken, elegant, cheering voice, has good manners

Mars here can indicate a passionate voice tone, raspy voice, parrot-like voice, whispering voice, sensual or turned on voice

(Go back to you, go back to you) (Go back to you, go back to you)

Lord of 7th house in D9 modality (Check the Lord Planet not the 7H itself!! ex 7H Libra => Venus + the sign Venus is in)

In a fixed sign; stubborn, loyal, likely stays for longings, loves to hangout type of spouse

In mutable sign: smart, adaptable, overthinking, emotional, needy but afraid to say it type of spouse

In a cardinal sign: impulsive, leader, dominating, changing, starting something new type of spouse

Having Venus in the 10th house here can indicate the spouse can be a public person, people can treat them like one even if they might not be, and it happens due to their appearance. The spouse is pretty and attracts people with that

Jupiter in the 4th house, the spouse can bring a massive sense of peace into the natives life after moving together or meeting them, the house can feel so welcoming and calm, nice, introvert kind of house and spouse (to make it rhyme lol)

Having Saturn in the 1st house here can indicate you tend to attract people who feel like an old soul, therefore there is a big chance your spouse will have the same feeling. 'Everybody knows we got unfinished business'

Moon in the 12th house, the spouse can be mysterious at first, so everyone will kinda wonder...how are they with you.. not knowing much about them but there is something significantly attractive about them

Having an exalted Venus or Venus at home, (Pisces, Libra, Taurus) can indicate an ultimate love language between you and the spouse. These are strong placement for relationships who last based on love, and it can feel like a blessing

Having Venus in fall or debilitating (Scorpio, Aries, Virgo) can indicate your spouse might come with a 'love to hate/hate to love' thing. Meaning they can be toxic but they're so goddamn good at it and hot.

(Go back to you, go back to you) (Go back to you, go back to you)

Venus in Capricorn can indicate a more serious type of lover, y'all are over the talking stage, either they fw you or they waste your time, a serious partner is heaven for you. You're done with other people's bs

Having a mix of air and water or even a dominant chart with these elements in D9 can indicate your spouse has an artistic talent, sharing things in common starting from the very mindset of the spouse which i find very cute

Having the 5th house empty (disclaimer for those who want kids) it indicates having kids/wanting kids won't be a necessity for you, of course kids can still happen even with an empty 5H but it shows they're not a main topic in the couples life

Having the 12th house empty in the D9 chart usually makes it so much easier for the couple lol, because you won't be isolated from each-other, you'll be more kinda like a 24/7 around your spouse here, even though everyone needs their free time alone sometimes, it can make you super dependable of your spouse

Having the 7th house empty in the D9 can indicate the relationship can be more stable without any planet influence staying in this house,can indicate a karmic spouse, a karmic relationship, and a spouse who might show up later

You know my thoughts are runnin' loose It's just a thing you make me do

The 7th house in navamsa can offer little insights about how your spouse actually looks like, for example if is Aquarius, the spouse can be tall, for Jupiter in the 7H the spouse can be thicker, stronger

Mercury on the 7H can indicate a spouse who sees you for who you are, good comunication, a good sense of belonging from the spouse, they can be proud they meet someone like you, communication and boundaries can be strong in this relationship

Capricorn Sun, having Capricorn Sun in a d9 chart talks about an older spouse, a more advanced spouse, they might be in a different life path when you first meet them and maybe reconnect after with them, is a slowburn type of affection in the relationship, like they become attached to you with the time

Jupiter in the navamsa chart can indicate where you'll be the most blessed as a couple/relationship based on the house of Jupiter. If Jupiter is in Cancer/4H the home life with them will be incredibly blessed

Jupiter in the 5th house can be really good and beneficial, even if you want kids or family because it is a supportive planet, the spouse likely supports your dreams and hobbies

Sun in the 8th house can indicate a spouse with a deeply evolved maturity, they can be mysterious, physical, wanting things to happen more in private and close doors

Mars in the 12H can indicate a spouse who has been very active on their mental health, they can be draining or they can be more open about their journeys, the spouse usually has a good fit and personality and may also be good in bed

Mars in Libra, there can be a chaotic energy when you fight but this placement gives the vibes of a couple who can't stay angry at each other for a long time and would rather make peace and apologize (Mars is weak in Libra)

Sun in Cancer can indicate the spouse has a kind energy, they might be vulnerable and soft at heart, good relations with their family (if no malefic involved), the spouse might be a helper, a handler, younger than you

If I could do it all again, I know I’d go back to you

The 3rd part 🧡 IS HERE!!! Back To You is the most "May" month coded song ever. Have a great weekend guys!! ♡♡♡ This might be my favorite post of mine for 2026 fr.

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Hot anna wants to fnck now

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🔥 Astro observation 🔥

part - 5 🌺

Pluto - sun aspect ☀️ - it cause real power struggle and ego issues with authority figures.

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2nd house of birth chart can tell about facial features especially eyes of a person. Eg- Venus in 2 nd house gives beautiful eyes. Rahu in 2 nd give distinct or somewhat different eyes, something would be differ to their eyes or face.

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Moon in 7 th house gives beautiful and emotional spouse, there will be emotional connection between both

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Jupiter in 4 th house gives pure heart if Jupiter is strong then inherited morale from mother, mother is going to be religious if no melific influence

Neptune in 1st house - it makes person spritual, empathetic, daydreamer and Moody in nature

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Mars should be strong in male chart to show about their inherit character and strength of their character and in females chart Venus shows the strength of their character.

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Jupiter in leo - generous, knowledgeable and spiritually nature people, they can be proud and can give best advice when needed. Helpful people

Moon Atmakaraka- very emotional and sensitive people, so pure at heart , empathetic and spritual the only issue is their moody behaviour.

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That's all for now. Thankyou 💖. Can tell if it's resonate!

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Know your Spouse's Rising Sign

It’s really simple to know which rising sign you may marry. You just have to look at your sign in 7th house and then in your partner’s chart either sun or Moon would rule the corresponding natural house of this sign.

For example, if you are Cancer ascendant, then your 7th sign is Capricorn. Capricorn is natural 10th house. So, you are likely to marry a Libra or Scorpio rising because for Libra, Moon rules 10th house and for Scorpio, Sun rules 10th house.

Another example, if you are Taurus ascendant, you are likely to marry Sagittarius ascendant or Capricorn ascendant because Moon rules 8th house for Sagittarius and Sun rules 8th house for Capricorn. This is because now we are looking for a Scorpio in our partner, an 8th house person.

Works in 90 % of charts. Tested. Try if you are married or in relationship. This is because the sign in your 7th house is a major focus of your partner. So, sun or moon ruling that corresponding house for your partner makes it important for them.

If this does not work, you can also apply this to Venus sign (for males) and Jupiter sign (for females).

So, if you are a man and you have Venus in Cancer, you are likely to marry Aries or Taurus ascendant because now you are looking for a cancer person and for Aries ascendant, Moon rules 4th house and for Taurus Sun rules 4th house. So, both these ascendants have either Sun or moon ruling 4th house.

Same goes for Jupiter sign. If you are women and Jupiter in Aries, you are likely to marry Cancer or Leo ascendant because for Cancer ascendant, Moon rules 1st house and for Leo, Sun rules 1st house. So, you are really looking for someone who puts themselves first (Aries) and so Cancer or Leo ascendant.

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Random astro observations ☆⋆｡

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Rahu in the 4th house has a difficult home life. Your parents struggle a lot building a house. Relationship with your mother is bad, sometimes abusive even, you long for a good bond with your mother but there’s always fights happening between you two.

People with weak Saturn are pro procrastinators, makes them lazy and most of the times their plans only end up in their head and it takes them forever to take action, if aspected by Mars it’s better.

When you’ve a weak Saturn try doing activities related to mars, like running, high intensity workout, anything which makes you sweat. Saturn is cold and by sweating you’re releasing mars out of your body. That creates a balance, also do it in routines since Saturn is all about discipline.

Strong Saturn makes you a go getter, you’re pretty clear in the head at what you wanna do and go all in, you bet everything on it. You’ve discipline and are the type to do well in institution type settings. For eg a lot of kpop idols have a strong Saturn, being a kpop trainee is literally the survival of the fittest, you must’ve great drive and discipline to be training for 5,6 years and not even knowing you might debut or not.

Rahu conjunct with any inner planet which is debalitated gives you extreme desires related to that planet and the house where the conjunction is taking place. You work towards that goal obsessively and even reach extreme heights of success. You’ve a mentality of “I’m going to achieve it by hook or by crook”.

Profection year 8, holy hell it does a number on you. From personal experience and witnessing firsthand what my friends went through when we were in our year 8, HELL. I won’t wish it upon my worst enemy. Since the number 8 deals with death, transformations and spirituality. Imagine it like this, life’s going dandy and fine, suddenly you’re hit by a truck and you’re not dead dead but sent in a 1 year coma. I’ve heard real life coma is mostly mental play and will power, it’s up to the person. Similarly, profection year 8 is a character development year where you’re being thrown in the hole and it’s upto you how you crawl out of it. A lot of mental resilience is needed to go through it.

A person with sun darakaraka(dk) aka spouse planet has the most potential to marry a celebrity, public figure or someone who’s very prominent in whatever field of work they’re in. You loveee people with power and status. Similarly like sun, your spouse could’ve solar qualities, like having a natural charisma, biggest presence in the room, popular, high status and if the sun is in a fixed sign it makes them stubborn and gives high ego. Victoria Beckham has her sun as dk and everyone and their granny crushes on David Beckham, who doesn’t know him? So you get the gist about sun as dk.

Lemme know if you want a darakaraka series.

Venus in 9th house gives you a natural appeal to the foreigners and vice versa. I’m talking travels abroad not short distance. You could love travelling abroad and foreigners like you a lot, possibility of having foreign boyfriend/girlfriend, you’ve a natural glow whenever you’re out there in another country. Travelling is a remedy in itself mentally but astrologically too, a lot of afflicted 9th house lord or placements could be healed through travelling. So make a budget, pack that bag and make it happen.

Ketu in the 1st could make you disassociate with yourself and make you obsessed with your partner. Since 7th house is opposite to 1st house and the energy of Rahu in the 7th makes you have extreme desires for your partner (never encouraging it, always love yourself first).

Uttara phalguni natives have the sexiest most mesmerising eyes. People have big eyes but what makes them a little left from the standard big eyed people is the length, the combination of big and elongated eyes makes them look seductive and ethereal.The term cat eyes is literally them personified. Madelyn Cline and Linda Evangelista both have these features and are UP moon natives.

𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆉 ⋆.˚ 𓆝 ⋆.˚ 𓆡. ⋆.˚ 𓇼

　　　　

[lovelymalleus]

“WAIT…MARRIED?!”

❥ — alhaitham x g/n spouse! reader (genshin impact)

warning: there’s a part that implies you and alhaitham going at it (aka having sex), but it’s not written as a smut scene, just implied bc i’m too much of a pussy to actually write smut (also bc i worry it’ll be too cringy).

There were multiple ways you can describe your relationship dynamic with Alhaitham. Golden retriever and black cat, Yin and Yang, the sun and moon, anything that screamed “opposites attract” because that’s how you and Alhaitham were like after all! You were more bubbly and outgoing while Alhaitham was simply more stoic and brooding.

Perfect match! Especially since your smile was able to melt even the coldest of expressions he wears. It’s no wonder he married you! I suppose that explains why Alhaitham decided for you to live with him and share the exact same room and bed as him.

Oh, and of course you also lived with his roommate; Kaveh who was very much sick and tired of you both, complaining about you two everyday. Like the time Alhaitham had to leave to the Akademiya for a bit and decided to peck your lips softly, much to your delight as you embraced him tightly.

All while Kaveh watched with an absolutely disgusted look.

“Couldn’t even wait till I left the room—can you two go make out somewhere else?! Other people live here, you know?!”

“It was a peck. Would you like one too? You are pretty lonely after all, maybe you get a bit jealous by seeing a happily married couple around you everyday.”

Yes, that first bit came out of Alhaitham’s mouth.

“Oh, shut up!”

He also learned the hard way that living with a married couple included needing to spend 10 Mora to get earplugs as you and Alhaitham had a very touchy and expressive way of showing how much you love each other. He just hopes a baby doesn’t end up being the result of it. The thought of a mini Alhaitham running around sent him shivers…

Every morning after those nights usually included Kaveh sending you and Alhaitham a death glare, and trying to get you two to quiet down was useless.

Kaveh would groan to himself, running a hand down his face one morning as he stood in-front of the kitchen counter, “Unbelievable…Every morning. Every, single, morning—do they have no shame…?!” Kaveh quietly ranted to himself, circles under his eyes from being deprived of sleep due to you both.

The door to Alhaitham’s room then emerged, revealing the ray of sunshine that blinded the entire house, and Kaveh at that as he winced slightly. You had a big stupid grin on your face, hair tousled, and your energy was just too big for this hour. A contrast to Kaveh’s deadpan.

“Good morning, Kaveh! Did you sleep good?” You cheerfully asked, literally skipping past him and to the fridge to probably see what can be cooked.

Kaveh narrowed his eyes. If he didn’t know you were just obliviously kind like this, he would’ve assumed you were mocking him.

“Don’t “morning” me. I didn’t even get a good nights rest because of you two! AGAIN.” He snapped, glaring at you.

You blinked in surprise before a sheepish look formed on your face, “Oh…I assume we were too loud?” You asked guiltily, tilting your head.

“YES. Has it ever occurred to either of you to soundproof your room at least? Find some way? I could barely focus on my projects because of it!” He ranted, close to grabbing your shoulders and shaking them out of exasperation. Though he couldn’t find it in himself to actually be furious with you when you sent him that sweet look in return.

Before you could respond in a very thoughtful and pitiful matter, Alhaitham’s voice broke in, announcing his arrival as he came out of his room, “If you’re so bothered by a married couple doing married couple stuff in their house, then move out. No one’s holding you back.” He suggested, moving past a glaring Kaveh to brew some coffee as if he didn’t just sent an eviction threat to him.

You frowned, “Haitham! That was rude!” You then diverted your attention back to Kaveh and sent him the warmest smile that seemed to make even him dissolve every bit of anger he once carried, “I’m so sorry, Kaveh…! We’ll be more considerate of what we do together from now on, I never meant to make you feel uncomfortable!” And just when he thought it couldn’t get worse, you suddenly wrapped your arms around him and pulled him into a tight embrace, earning a grunt, “Our home is your home, okay?”

You then peeked your head up and looked over to Alhaitham with that never-fading smile, “Right, Haitham?!” You asked eagerly yet expectedly, tilting your head.

Alhaitham’s reply was blunt as he took a sip of his coffee.

“Maybe when you stop clinging to him.”

“Don’t be jealous! I’m just being nice!“

Kaveh just can’t fathom what you see in Alhaitham and how exactly he even fell for you—no offense…You were sweet, too sweet, but also too fond of…That man.

“I—!” Kaveh began, but when you stared up at him with that genuine, soft, and caring look in your eyes, he can only bring himself to sigh, slowly melting in your arms. He just can’t find himself to be mad at you after all.

Even when he’d be locked out of the house for not paying his rent on time, you were always there, somehow managing to convince Alhaitham to let him back in and give him more time or buying/making him food to give it to him in the mean time with a pitying look.

If anyone in Sumeru were told to guess who Alhaitham would be married to, they’d sooner guess a bookshelf than you of all people…At least you two seemed perfectly in love though! No toxicity or daily arguments there, especially with the way Alhaitham would stare at you when you were distracted.

You would have to be a fool to not know that was the look of love.

Although, Kaveh also knew you two were not gonna get any quieter, but it’s the thought—your thought to be precise—that counts.

Later that day, you decided to go out to a nearby café with Kaveh, Tighnari, and Cyno that opened in Sumeru’s streets, managing to persuade Alhaitham to come with so he can “socialize more” as you said to which Alhaitham blankly retorted back that he socializes just fine. Though of course, he ended up tagging along. Much to Kaveh’s annoyance.

Though what you certainly weren’t expecting was for two of your friends to not even know you and Alhaitham were married, both you and Kaveh having assumed they knew, giving the fact you wore a big fat diamond ring on your finger that could only be viewed as an engagement ring which also matched with Alhaitham’s. It really wasn’t hard to miss.

It was a simple outing. Though the café was a bit packed due to it just opening, you and Alhaitham having waited in a very long line while Kaveh, Cyno, and Tighnari sat, and were currently waiting for the beeper they were given to ring, signaling your drinks were ready.

You and Cyno were mostly the chatter of the group where you were rambling about a silly street dancer you had recently spotted with Alhaitham a few days ago while Cyno was just cracking the most unfunniest jokes known to man, Tighnari sending him the flattest expression the entire time. At least you laughed. Somehow.

“You really think that’s funny…?” Tighnari inquired in almost disbelief mixed with exasperation, raising a brow at you where you were having a fit of giggles over a joke Cyno made that was about the ocean “waving” to the beach that said hi.

You could only snicker, “Hehe! Yeah! It makes so much sense too, right? The ocean can’t talk, so it’s only sensible that it waves!” You explained cheerfully, a small rare smile forming on Cyno’s lips at the sound of someone genuinely enjoying his stupid jokes.

“If we’re going by that logic, then it still doesn’t make sense, because the beach can’t talk either, so how was it able to say hi?” Alhaitham quipped, dragging his gaze from his book to you.

“Don’t ruin it, Haitham! I know you too found it funny deep down!”

Alhaitham hummed, “Since you found it funny…” He mumbled, his arm finding its way around your shoulders on your chair as his gaze focused on his book again.

Kaveh can only mumble something incoherent, drinking the water he had brought while he waits for his drink, seemingly parched.

Tighnari furrowed his brows at the way Alhaitham got so close to you, his eyes—as quick as ever—not missing the way his thumb even stroked your knuckles as he held your hand, “I’ve noticed you two are…Rather close, huh? No offense, but you both don’t really seem like the type to get along so well.” He states, ears flicking in curiosity.

Kaveh snorted, “Close is an understatement…” He mumbled, earning a look from you as you knew full well what he was referring to while Tighnari merely sent a confused one.

You then laughed, diverting your attention back to Tighnari and Cyno as you leaned against Alhaitham’s fairly strong bicep, “None taken! We get told that a lot actually, but I kinda like it! It’s like opposites attract, right, Alhaitham?” You’d exclaim, your eyes sparkling with delight.

Alhaitham merely hummed, neither agreeing nor disagreeing, though it was obvious he was paying attention to everything you were saying nonetheless.

Tighnari can only squint his eyes at that. Opposites attract is quite the intimate phrase two friends would use to describe each other’s dynamic, “That’s certainly one way to describe it…You’re all full of life and Alhaitham’s just…” He trailed off, slowly turning to face said person.

“Wonderful, right?”

That dreamy sigh that left you after saying that caused both Cyno and Tighnari’s heads to practically snap back towards you so fast, it was a miracle their necks didn’t break.

Kaveh merely stared at you as if you just publicly announced your love for a hilichurl, “Sometimes I wonder if he hypnotized you…” He mumbled, earning a jab to the knee from Alhaitham’s foot, causing him to yelp.

Cyno then chimed in after a long minute of looking between you two skeptically, “Huh…It’s just that people with opposite personalities like you two would usually be bickering nonstop.” He added, brows also furrowed.

“Oh, well…Alhaitham and I do argue sometimes, but not “nonstop” ! I think you might be mixing our relationship up with Alhaitham and Kaveh’s!” You suggested, your expression momentarily forming into a surprised one before it gradually shifted to a sheepish one.

“Huh…”

But even after that, Cyno and Tighnari still couldn’t wrap their heads around this. The chatter continued on for a few more long minutes where you’d laugh at something that Alhaitham said (which he didn’t originally mean to sound funny), placing your palm over his hand, intertwining your fingers together in the process which Tighnari’s eyes instantly snapped to while Kaveh grumbled about the pastry menu’s prices.

While you, Alhaitham, and Kaveh were distracted, the forest ranger then turned to the general, “Psst…! Cyno, come here!” He whisper-yelled, ushering him over.

Cyno blinked and suddenly, obediently, scooted his chair an entire meter over, the loud screech it made causing Kaveh to wince and send him a bewildered look, “Closer?” He had the audacity to ask.

Tighnari grumbled, “You could’ve leaned.” He pulled Cyno around so their backs are only facing the other three as they huddled close in a totally not suspicious way in the middle of the café, “Their relationship is hard to cipher, right…?” Tighnari whispered to the other, voice low so neither you, Alhaitham, or Kaveh hear him.

Cyno nodded, “Agreed…The way they act…It’s both like they’re friends—like friends with benefits. Whatever they are, they must be very close and comfortable friends…” He murmured quietly, narrowing his eyes.

“Close and comfortable friends…?” Tighnari repeated in confusion, his brow arching.

Cyno stood his ground, “Yes. Close and comfortable friends. Do you see the way he lets them touch his shoulder without moving his entire body just to avoid their finger? The way he listens to their loudness without putting on his noise-cancellation like usual? He even held their hand. All of those are the complete opposite of what Alhaitham would do with anyone else.” Cyno explained, hand curling over his chin in thought, “Not to mention, I’ve noticed his hand has been on their knee for the past five minutes.”

Tighnari narrowed his eyes, glancing over his shoulder, and sure enough, Alhaitham’s hand was indeed on your knee, and you didn’t seem to have a care in the world, either not noticing or genuinely enjoying it.

He then hummed, turning back to Cyno, “I guess you’re right…I noticed he looks at them differently than how he looks at the rest too. His gaze, it…Visibly softens. Especially when he thinks no one’s looking. That’s nothing like Alhaitham either, he doesn’t easily let his guard down in public like that!” He commented, nodding in concur.

Cyno huffed, “That’s not true. He only does that when you and Kaveh are not looking. He doesn’t care when I stare, and neither do they.” He corrects. Very wrong by the way.

Tighnari deadpanned, ears flattening, “That’s entirely wrong. It’s either because they both just don’t care or because your way of paying attention to people is just staring dead at them, unblinking like a statue until you’re acknowledged like a cat yearning for attention.” The fox retorted.

“I like that comparison, and that’s only because it’s the most efficient method.”

“No. It’s not. It’s actually why people are scared of you until you crack your lazy jokes…”

Before they could bicker more, your giggle suddenly rang in the air, causing their heads to whip around their shoulders, only to see you leaning into Alhaitham, whispering something in his ear with a giggle, and if their eyes deceived them, Tighnari and Cyno could’ve sworn they saw Alhaitham—the ever-so cold and unreadable Acting Grand Sage himself—actually crack a smile.

Cyno whipped his head back to Tighnari when the two turned back around, “See? That’s enough to confirm the theory of them being friends with benefits. I was right.” He proudly declared quietly, though his expression showed no emotion other than his words. As usual.

Tighnari then huffed, “That doesn’t really mean anything, for all we know, they might be dating…We only have three possibilities right now. Friends with benefits, dating, or…” He suddenly trailed off, eyes slowly widening, and his ears perking up.

That grabbed Cyno’s attention as he leaned forward expectedly, “Or what?” He tilted his head, the two getting very close now.

Tighnari finally faced him, “Or maybe they’re something bigger. Something permanent.” He finally concluded, eyes wide.

That’s when they fell silent, minds racing and all.

“What if it’s an arranged partnership to fool the public?”

Quipped Cyno.

“Something planned out by the Akademiya?”

Tighnari added.

“Well since they, Alhaitham, and Kaveh all live in the same house, I also think it may be a love triangle too.” Tighnari blinked rapidly at that, “Either Alhaitham and Kaveh fighting over them,” Tighnari ran both hands down his face, “—or Kaveh and [your name] fighting over Al—”

Tighnari whacked him at that, sending him a glare, “Don’t finish that sentence! Right when I thought it couldn’t get worse…I thought it was obvious that the only thing that connects Alhaitham and Kaveh together is mutual suffering, and don’t even think about uttering that in-front of anyone!” He scolded, holding up a finger towards him even.

“They live in the same house. They’ve had to have done something altogether before, no? And it would be a good plot twist, [your name] has chemistry with both of them after all…”

“This isn’t a story, stop talking about them like they’re characters from a book!” Well.

Meanwhile, you and Kaveh were staring at them in concern, watching them go back and forth about God knows what, huddled together and everything.

“I wonder what they’re doing.” You hummed, tilting your head curiously with a more calmer look, compared to Kaveh’s very much concerned one.

He squinted, “They look like they’re plotting something…” He mumbles, holding the menu in his hands, “Also can someone check on the drinks?”

A question everyone was meaning to ask.

“That looks fun! Maybe we can do that together next time, Kaveh!”

“Uh…Maybe later…”

Alhaitham then finally spoke up without diverting his gaze from his book, “Ignore them. Whatever conclusion they reach probably won’t be true.” He states bluntly.

Meanwhile…

…did you even notice those matching rings on their fingers?” Tighnari reminded Cyno in annoyance, clueless to Kaveh’s approaching figure.

“It could be a friendship ring.” Cyno shot back, also clueless.

Tighnari’s ears went back in frustration, “Wha—that doesn’t exist! Next you’re gonna say they kissed each other’s cheeks because that’s how strong their friendship is!” He argued.

“Friends kiss each other’s cheeks. I rest my case.”

“You didn’t rest ANYTHI—!”

Before Tighnari can explode, a shadow suddenly loomed over them.

“What in the Seven are you two doing…?” Kaveh’s voice broke in, eyes squinted in confusion, absolutely incredulous.

Cyno and Tighnari stiffened at that, Tighnari’s ears and Cyno’s imaginary ones—that he likely wished weren’t imaginary—perking as if they were caught stealing something.

Cyno then finally answered, facing him, “Debating on something.” Tighnari whipped his head towards him with a deadly glare, “You weren’t supposed to tell him!” He scolded.

Kaveh only grew more confused, “Debating what? What could you two possibly be debating?!” He asked once more, desperate for answers now.

“What their relationship is.”

Silence.

Kaveh felt like he was about to flip something.

He then inhaled, “Archons save me…You’re telling me you two actually don’t know what they are?!” He ran his hands down his face in exasperation once more.

Tighnari tilted his head, “You know?” He inquired in surprise, his interest now piqued.

“Well, of course I know! I unfortunately live with them. How could I not know?!”

Cyno then chimed in, “Really? Then can you tell us whether or not our three hypotheses are corre—?” He was once again cut off.

“Your what?! Stop, stop, stop! I cannot believe this right now…How in the Dendro Archon’s name did you two miss it?! Like they’re not even subtle about it—they’re all over each other!” Kaveh ranted, moving his hands around in emphasis.

Cyno blinked, “All over each other? So they are friends with benefits…!” At that, Tighnari and Kaveh both spun their heads towards him with an irritated look.

“NO!”

“They’re nothing what you guys think! In fact, they’re actually a marr—” Before Kaveh can finally reveal the answer, a chair screeching back was suddenly heard, grabbing both their attentions.

Alhaitham had suddenly stood up, staring at the beeper which was flashing red and beeping nonstop, signaling their drinks are ready. Finally.

“Our drinks are ready. I’ll go get them.” As he said, Alhaitham placed his book in your lap for you to take care of which both Tighnari and Cyno’s eyes darted down to.

You then quickly peeled up, sitting up in your seat, “Ooh, wait, Haitham! Don’t forget to add sugar in my drink, I forgot to tell them again!” You called out to him, waving for his attention.

Alhaitham sighed, “Of course you did…” He then leaned down to your height where your faces were close together, Cyno and Tighnari watching intently while Kaveh can only deadpan at the scene, and finally; your lips interlocked, a choked gasp leaving Tighnari at the sight, his ears shooting up.

At that, Alhaitham left, leaving you a giggling flushed mess, holding your cheeks in glee as you slumped back down in your seat, “Hehe! He’s such a great husband!” It was as if the world started spin when you uttered that one word.

“Husband! Husband…! Husband…”

The word echoed in Cyno and Tighnari’s minds just like that as they can only stare wide-eyed, Kaveh grumbling “Even in public, he has no shame.” as he turned to watch Alhaitham get their drinks.

“I-I’m sorry—what? What did you say…?” Tighnari asked for confirmation in bewilderment, leaning in.

You merely blinked innocently, “Hm? Husband? Wait, you two didn’t know we were married? I thought it was obvious!” You then showed them the wedding ring on your finger, the same one Tighnari was going on about was indeed a wedding ring.

Tighnari and Cyno can only stare at it in bafflement.

“Married.” Cyno repeated as if it were a new word.

“Yep!”

“To Alhaitham…?” Tighnari added, tilting his head skeptically.

“Yes, yes!”

Another beat of silence.

…Willingly?” from Cyno, earning him a humorous snort from Kaveh.

You shrugged, “Of course! I don’t get what’s so confusing. Alhaitham loves me, and I love him, even when he’s a little grumpy!” You exclaimed, your smile plastering right back on.

“Grumpy’s one way to put it.” Kaveh rose his brows, earning a little frown from you.

Before you could reply, Alhaitham was suddenly back with drinks, causing you to instantly crane your head back to face him with a happy grin, watching him place your drink first in-front of you, and place your straw with a precise amount of adjustment that he knew would please you and made Cyno and Tighnari watch in disbelief, “Here. Extra sugar just liked you asked.” He murmured, passing the rest their drinks.

“Thank you~!” You chirped.

Alhaitham then looked up and finally noticed Cyno and Tighnari’s stares, “What’s wrong with you both?” He inquired, sitting down next to you calmly as he took a sip from his coffee.

“You didn’t think to mention the fact you were married?” Tighnari asked somewhat sarcastically, sending Alhaitham an annoyed look.

Alhaitham didn’t blink, “I thought you both knew. It was pretty obvious.” He stated, moving to grab his book from your lap, “Not to mention, it was none of your business. Especially that whole debate you both had.”

“You heard that…?”

“You weren’t discreet.”

As the conversation went on, Alhaitham’s hand found its way around yours once more, stroking your ring again while you cheerfully remained oblivious, too focused on your drink.

After all, being with Alhaitham made you forget all about your surroundings and feel at ease, protected, and delighted all at once. How you loved him so…!

Only you were able to get a genuine smile out of him.

Cyno then mumbled to himself, “Hm…In another universe maybe, they were friends with benefits and had a love triangle.” He quietly murmured to himself, nodding in thought while being clueless to the look Kaveh gave him.

i feel like this is kinda corny, but whatever cause alhaitham shares a bday with me

okay bye

also the cafe they were all at is based off a cafe in tampa called qamaria, yemeni coffee co. (i love their matcha)