Bring In The Dancing Queen;

[unclefather]

someones mom: make yourself at home, would you like something to drink?

me: *very dry mouth like spongebob in sandy’s tree dome*

me: no thank you

[thenordroom]

[jonbutter]

[so-doggone-funny]

A FULL HOUR!

[gameraboy]

[kenyatta]

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

[rwiggly]

lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out

[solrah]

[spudsexuall]

It’s so fucking weird how we can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

[2002hondacivicwithac]

[youbemylouisiana]

me: please don't panic and overanalyze things again

brain: how bout i do a n y w a y

[best-of-text-posts]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[arewehavingpunyet]

I ain’t afraid of no goats.

[indirispeaks]

I am suspicious of the pineapple though.

[yuripink]

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

[areyoufilmingthis-deactivated20]

[isaac]

i’m going to miss this show so much.

[foodnun-deactivated20140601]

[stonerclone]

[monica-geller]

yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool

[fall-out-boy]

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[vicesandvirtves]

on this day, 7 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[wheelchair-warrior]

on this day, 8 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz