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in like 5th grade my whole family was driving home from some trip and i was listening to “kids with guns” by the gorillaz on my ipod and it made me feel really rebellious because i was a kid and according to that song kids have guns so when we drove into the garage my dad was like “ok we’re home” and i said “shut up dad” and he just looked at me for a long time and didn’t say anything and i started crying

nanalew-blog-deactivated2018090

parenting

a-lot-like-larry

the fact that Louis’ mouth is at the perfect height to kiss Harrys jaw..

and Harrys new hickey

= reasons I don’t sleep at night.

dumplingdean

but what if fanfic was illegal tho. and dudes would be coming up to you in the street like ppssssst. aye yo ma, I got that good shit. 30,000 word AU fic. yea yo I got dem ficlets if you into dat shit. whatchu need? some fluff? I got you ma. oh, you into angst? lemme hook you up with some good shit. PWP? you bet ma, I got that latest shit. hot off the presses. you know I got you boo. shh. shh.

youcallitbullshit-icallitlo-blog

This would be me

theperksofbeingaharrygirl101

2010-2013 the shirt is back THE SHIRT IS BACK THIS WAS YESTERDAY GUYS HOW WHAT DID MODEST LIKE DIE WHATS GOING ON ITS HAPPENING OH MER GAWD

droppedmyburrito

WHAT

WOOT OMFG YES HELL YEAH

burgrs1994-deactivated20151224

"do people still actually like one direction"

YEAH

YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE OONE DREICONT YOU SACK OF SHIT PEOPLE ARE GOING TO FUCKING LOVE THEM UNTIL THE DAY THE Y FUCKING DIE IM GOING TO BE FUCKIGN TAP DANCING TO UP ALL NIGHT IN HELL 5000 YEARS FROM NOW FUCK OFF

fregil-e

iraffiruse

indianajcnes

well this is rEALLY FUCKING CUTE.

heartsetwest

IT’S THE CUTEST FUCKING THING I’VE EVER SEEN.

indeedisayexquisite

zteph-deactivated20200818

toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids

derivethis

rebloging for the comment omg

squidwurd

main goals when going to a friends house: -pet dog -avoid parent -don’t clog toilet

bullshitdirection-deactivated20

two year anniversary of this tweet soon

i can’t deal

suicidaltomlinson

We should get this trending on Twitter!!! Spread the word!!

secret-in-the-band

I think on Oct 3rd at 11am all the Larry shippers should tweet exactly what Louis. It’d be really cool…

1dedus

LA- Aug.8.2013

louus-blog1

"if u ask me for a fuckin nacho imma fuckin stab u wit the fuckin nacho"

louus

oh maybe u can have a nacho, u cute

fukboimichael

here cutie have nacho

gonnaslapaboo

do you ever feel like you have a crush on someone and then the next day you’re like wow no it’s just friendship

and it’s a constant cycle of wow ilu oh wait no i dont no nvm yes i do ah no false alarm

it’s so confusing

thebrothersjonas

I’ve learned that hating people is a waste of time when I could be loving people instead

partylikeits1989

Or getting revenge on the people you hate. :)

thebrothersjonas

you completely missed the entire point of this post didn’t you

froscan

u kno who sucks? harry styles. like, penis, i mean.

no-goodbyes-no-regrets

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”. About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?” He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote: Hey Mom I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Your Son. A couple days later he got a response from his mother: Dear Son, I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow. When are the two of you coming for dinner? Love, Mom