rating john deaconâs sweater vests
this was long overdue. disclaimer: Iâm basing these ratings on overall look since thereâs technically only four of them, also, much like my other rating posts, Iâm still biased this is practically porn to me
i originally didnât like this the blue shirt with it, it just looks strange to me, i think itâs just because i donât like bright blues on him much, or at least not azure-looking colours they can choke no offence, but the more i look at it the more itâs growing on me, just like i want him to grow on me, in me, iâll take whichever, i just have to accept the fact that he could wear nothing but a plastic bag and iâd still be attracted to him 9.6/10
this??? is the best look donât @ me for being so picky about the neon blue shirt when this is v. similar,, when your supply teacher has been there for days because your teacher is awol and heâs just starting to get comfortable with the kids and itâs like iâm getting flashbacks of my history class when my teacher put me in front of his desk where heâd drop shit and bend over and i was like the lord is testing me 10/10
i donât want to contradict what iâve previously said about this i know itâs easy to say he looks like a biker grandpa i really do get it, but nothing about this screams hard ass, he looks like me when i was 15 and thought a leather jacket would make me look tough but it just made me look adorable, does he look good? yes, does it make me feel very conflicted? also yes 9.8/10
i like this a whole lot, soft baby deacon, his shirt is the colour of my face when i think about this, iâm getting strong cuddle vibes, i want to die 9.7/10
(let me explain the 0.1 difference, I think they are different vests, bottom row is red instead of the dark green, it could be just photo editing or lighting but then again how do you explain the photo below or is it just a very strange coincidence)Â
i think this oneâs much prettier, even softer, i love me some green but with the pink shirt??? soFtEr, yum, basically ditto as the one above, except raw me deacon 9.8/10
i donât like this, it disagrees with my eyes, he looks like heâs about to sell me a bible for ÂŁ100, itâs like when you see a pastel edit where you can barely see anything because itâs so bright, i hate this guy whomever he is, but itâs also like would i still fuck him yeah i would and it upsets me a lot 9/10
he looks like your brotherâs nerd of a friend who was somehow allowed to come to your family christmas party and for unknown reasons heâs actually getting along with your entire family and everybody loves him even though heâs had five glasses of wine, your aunt takes this photo, and then the next day itâs like you regret not asking him out you really do look what you missed out on, iâm angry about this 9.8/10
this is like my dream john deacon accountant wet dream, except thereâs no sex itâs just him coming to my office asking me if iâve finished filing his documents and i bring him tea but i mess it up and he gets upset and i have to go make him another one and hope he wonât fire me 10/10
[other photo in colour because I wonât let you hanging] not to be a massive slut but i just want him to crumple my papers and tell me iâm wasting his timeâŠâŠ.but in a soft wayâŠ.., i donât deserve this itâs so pretty and thatâs that 10/10
weird outfit choice but i canât judge him, i do the same with my scarves 9.5/10
fuck me dr may button up your shirt you hoe 10/10
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